Time Ahead Of You
Firewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Red bird dancing on the window sill Prancing around just the way he feels Let the wind blow and forg
Or Would We ?
My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much fun, but mum's the word on who the guilty party was. I'll never tell.. Sisters just don't snitch on each other. Oh I guess 1 small hint can't hurt..it wasn't me.
God's Wonderful Railway
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or "the wrong kind of snow"!!!! :o) You may laugh at this poem, but it is VERY true to life!! :o)
Warm Beer Fear W.B.F
Hate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)
This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong
What?
Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!
My Mama's gun
she's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !
BRIEF POETRY
Listen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the supermarket
A MALE MONOLOGUE
Before any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where would we be if there were no lovely ladies in this world. It would be utterly boring and a sad place to live.
new 1 step program
guranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all these addictions are cured.
What the?
Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!
Yankee and his pony ...
It's in my head still .
Star Log: Winter 2014
Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!
Undecypherable?
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
Girl Scouts
amazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it...
ism isms...no poetry
I'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.' - wilson mizner 'feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier a
She is right
are you following me?
A DAY IN MY LIFE
WHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song.
A Bar Scene
There she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innocently, flipping her hair, Glancing just enough to keep me roused! Eye contact? Hell YES! Body langu
Limerick
There was a man from Nantucket, Got heavy hiccup in his stomach, He said: "I'd better think of project, Seek shelter on another heavenly object, Damn limericks or otherwise I'll kick the bucket".
Toilet power, Dad growls
You know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha
If Men Were?
No men were harmed in the making of this poem..
DOUBLE TAKE
A lil fun with a re-write...
Ode To Thee CS
Ode to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you.
Bentlees Block Haiku
Words stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate
Stuck in Snowville
Just askin'....geez!!!
Secret code
Break this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw hut times seashells. Bare feet (moonlight)=wild laughter+screaming from mountain top (..dash.dash
Damaged goods
A lil something lol
Time Ticks Away
Time is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock the seconds tick away Time gives us daylight and turns into night Where has the years gone
In The Dell
Something light hearted for a change of pace
Swipe Right
Swipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe some night She will let me Be her knight. Well, I'm alone (And all out of fight) Today I'm d
The rush job poem
a quicky..lol
limerick for a fuddy duddy
I never kissed her...I just heard about her
FOOL
I just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate.
Check Me Out!
I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little As you read all that I am Of course I don't make any sense Do you really give a damn Oh how my
riddle
I am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be long or short or one or two or in the middle too I am the same for me and you but not the same its
He Asked, She Asked.
Just waiting.
Hannahs Day at the Farm
My daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to the other
Encouragement
Following the suit, of limericks, coming down like a rainfall.
Poetic Justice
Bit of a joke, really, but true nonetheless! ;)
Music
I love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day then listen some more The engine of music is throbbing with life To make beautiful music is t