Dodges Poem
It's just random
Shadow Shadow
I Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Dinner. She Will Spade My Soul With A Spoon. I Lie Still In Bed. Afraid To Nick A Move. She
WHISKY TUTOR
Comments appreciated please both good and bad x
seeks
lazy to complete it
Kickits challedge
try on sarcasm
'The Girlfriend'
Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)
THE EYES
THE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE INSIDE.TRY AND GET YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,WHY TRY,ALL I GOT TO DO IS LOOK INTO YOUR EYE.THE TRUTH
A CLOSE SHAVE
Anyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx
Garlic is for Lovers
If you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!
Welcome 2017!
2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)
I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!
I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m desperate for cash Clever oh no with an IQ of nine Writing with words that seemingly rhythme Left
Pepperoni logic
Playing with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic..
My Inbox
It's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!
No Sweatin' in my Sweats
Sweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don them now for relaxation. Red and yellow, purple, blue. Sweats come in
The Demon in the Kitchen
Any one for breakfast?
noise to wake the dead
my daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise .
Ode to a room
It was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i have always loved.
Frustration
Ah yes LIFE!!
Breakfast at a Diner
Funny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.
the "Raven"
the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I can't eat no more yet alas quoth the raven : ordermore! broad bearded, prone to rages I ha
Universal poems
All languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that the sound is not right The answer is to learn languages Live long and master them all Live a thou
Reality beckons!
I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you lie, I won't be here to communicate, I won't, I won't...this is so......why am I alone?....I just
Be real: Ace Poet Part 2
Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)
FOOD HAIKU POEMS
Just thinking of food for fun.
Are We There Yet?
LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D
moods
So like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78
A Sad Truth
What do you see here?
haiku...lol
#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.
'Two Spinisters'
We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are crazy Others say we are too fat But sure i say it takes A lot of money to put on all that We
Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)
At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles, bush glittering crystal dew, body sleek with rivulets, glowed red with exhaustion's hue. Her
Cousins
I like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble naturally They're all good lookin' with hearts of gold And talk of bravery there's none so bold The
Contains Quinine
Tonic water and Cuba
poem
complaining about poem
IF SHE'D SHUT UP U'D UNSTAND AMBER'S RUN
IF YOU READ THIS VERSION FIRST THEN YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POETRY..IF YOU READ THIS THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO READ IT AGAIN...SORRY, MY NEIGHBOR IS RASTAFARIAN AND INVITES ME OVER ALMOST NIGHTLY TO DO WHAT RASTAFARIAN'S DO AND THE MUSIC THEY PLAY...I HAVE EVERY BOB MARLEY SONG EVER WRITTEN AND RECORDED...SOME NEVER GOT ON ALBUMS...WHY, BECAUSE THE MAN HAD MORE SOUL, AND BELIEVED IN ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.....AND HE DIDN'T FORGET THE POOR!
life
life is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!
I've hurt my knee
Just a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too .
moods
Japanese Haiku written 6-2-78
Top Gear
i am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it, i hope you enjoy it.
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necessary as criticism, if fair, helps us improve. You're welcome.
Pattern of Beats
Many sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.
My Abc's
Appreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even extreme For the faith filled feel Gratitude goes with gesture How your happiness is heart filled
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