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Just some thoughts on LALA land
I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.
Random thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac
I did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to many times iv seen this picture, how can i be so dumb. Don’t know how i got here, Have no idea at al
Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the body parts mafia! Well i mean you lose your teeth at first as a young child but hey there is it.... m
I am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !
This Poem Is Just My Imagination
I talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke To present the question (That's just a suggestion) In format that's not from Mars Or have y
Fictional Lenny from the Colonial Office
Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but SHE did,,, ..........................................................OMG OMG, where do you live?, Do
I was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them
With writting you can have fun.
Just having a bit of fun coming up with these at work one day with some colleagues. I hope they may elicit a chuckle or a smile to your day. I'd meant to post these around Valentine's Day, but got busy at work and time got away from me for a bit. Love ya'll!!
This Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I Love you. (Send money!!!!) JUST KIDDING! Relax, willya? ~The End~ This makes me mad. All of it.
Just having fun with Limericks folks new to this.
In a Tehran hotel I asked for a room “a small one if possible please” A young man with keys escorted me up a couple of flights selected a door and went in He told me the price and concealing my shock I decided on saving my face by requesting
nice poem about about
Please do not forget Miss kitty she likes coffee and quietness tooo
Inspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spelling mistakes' are intentional.
He loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she through binoculors his telescope saw her too she planned to marry him marry by hook or crook
President Macri is a cat
time to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer
Roses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge.
Don't be shy.. Just say hi.. I don't bite. ??
East coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it.
I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!
If there is an art to writing or poetry, it comes from the heart not what you see, and all lifes troubles and happiness, are all laid bare, more or less, thats a wonderful gift given to few, the ability to express the real you, in words and thymes, t
Hello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.
Give thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret hide And now their situations are most interesting Now that there is paternity testing Too man
She gets by with saying I'm sorry While I get stuck with a broken heart Women get away with a lot of things And it happens right from the start She's had a really good life While I'm still waiting on the lottery She made somebody else a reall
turning expectation on its head
Something, something, something, something, this, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something,that. Something, something, something, something, Something, so
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...
How do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large part of it is its true My favourite colour is black but I won’t speak of that Red will rhyme with
had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is in the definer so ..enjoy..mick
this poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!
Obviously credt goes to John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653)
Got a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.
call it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole ..............
i was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem
Don't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol
Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room can teach you more than my profile so on and on it is another fun write......
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