Star Universe
just having fun in free verse
OMG worst poem ever challenge
Can anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL
The 5 Poet Prayer.
Dear Lord I need help, I cant write anymore, I need a plan, show me some talented poets to inspire me if you can, I'll include them in my writings, pay them verbal commission, Can we start real soon Dear Lord,,thats with your permission, I'll w
Y_Y
hahaha :P
Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARD
There is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me.....
check into debt
These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of these places for a nephew who shares my name.
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)
Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will boil your blood You'll soon swoon in my arms Not yet my love not yet First I need to feel your lif
My Imagination
imagine this
limerick challenge
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
The Loo
1 The Toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating system A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock. (This is only part of the instructions)
somewhere
my mercurian lightness in love..
Some Bad Zombie Advice
Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.
Where is my car?
This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.
About nothing
Suggested by a comment to one poem.
murphys troubles
The policeman asked murphy "What's afoot?" as murphy lay nearby. "as a rule it is 12 inches and on that you can rely." "Are you trying to be funny" he said in much disdain and muttered quietly within "this ones going to be a pain." "So wh
In vain
I admit I am no good at limericks, but it doesn't mean I surrender.
tHe EnD oF tHe WorLD
Written about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're in America 12/21/2012.
Predictions for the Future
Just having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject is by Dana Carvey on SNL. You can find it on SNL Collection: The Best of Dana Carvey.
6months to live
oh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse
Next Stop.
Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams.
A Dublin Bus Station.
Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!.......
E-logical world
Well its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols
LIMERICK sort-of
still doodling with words.
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND
Just tinkering...having an ODD 5 minutes...lol...xxx
frasier or seinfeld
entertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way
a mountain view
just because it's got mountain in the title don't mean it's high art!
wandering man limerick
There was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pure leisure to work on a farm which did him no harm If eating with hogs is measure at last he di
Anyone for Tennis??
This was written many years ago about a girl on the tennis court who, when serving, always stuck the second tennis ball down the front of her tennis shirt. One day I yelled out to her "don't toss the wrong one" and she replied "the wrong one will NEVER get tossed" to which we all laughed and laughed. So I sat down and wrote this funny little poem and she became one of my best friends...
Cafe's ' Worst poem Challenge'
A fun thing..
Limerick fighter
is that called shadow boxing?
Ten Little Boyfriends
Just a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.
Tears for Two
done under my previous serpico 12
Like
Just playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
I found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who certainly knows how to "maintain" his level! Here's to you Ravi! Have a laugh today, it's good for your heart!
The Dance
Just a little fun
Pers Profile subparagraph (a.)
like a carpenter's auger to stone, not likely to work very well lol
Words Aren't Enough
The old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!
mad yolk
fish like piranhas swimming inside devouring this mind eating out parts of a soul as one hides in the turtle shell like a wise old owl once said hoot hoot laughing within the owl was mad in this head doing a three
Surrender (To John)
I Most humbly do beg your pardon That I have caused your heart to harden I am no man youth or lout I do not have large muscles or clout For I am small and sweet and light I do not wish to kill or fight I do not like to cuss or scream I
the decline of Nantucket
see, I've a bit of a potty mouth...
White Noise.
lmaooooooooooo.. I did get hit on the top of my shoe once although not my face but it was dang close.lol..
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 4 of 4)
'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The things I have you'll surely like So let me in you pigs so tasty' 'No! no,' they cried in unison 'Not