Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)
The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodyguard of a thousand blades! He came to tame and conquer the carrions, Blood sucking humanoids of t
roadrunner
roadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner
LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lol
LOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx
a lengthy love affair (limerick)
that was some kiss! silliness reigns......
simple
poems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script
"HIM"...............(LOL)
The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx
Off My Chair
I need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm gone
just some funny to share...no poetry
a time prior to everything being scripted
poetry 101
uh....poetry
Too Much Love
In the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing there And all this...I love you... Enough to drive a man insane With all this lovey doveying So qui
Little birdie...
Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"
cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
My Diagnosis!
Comprehending limitations causing spatial delay, creates corrective corrosponding conditional decay, administering adaptive medication during play, will intensify conditions showing limited replay, progressive alterations to the chemical make
I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
creation haiku
episode amour population explosion a slap and a cry
The S Files
These are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.
Ghosts Of Resolutions Past
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
~Who Was Fallowing Me~
Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)
She Leaves.
Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.
Welcome to Heck
Just playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.
Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)
One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenly a gagging sound Poor Marie was beginning to stagger Smoke was pouring from her ears She was do
Standing Ovations
Standing Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the tone for our friendship was set Don't get me wrong I knew you weren't blind I saw the desire but your
A mortician's love poem.. Lol
It's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it going on. Lets get some pizza up in this house! Lol. Cafe
HEY!
For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx
a soft answer
Some people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are arguing words water is the softer reply we can try
Doggonit............[morgen challenge]
Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all my life
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
off in the distance.
well what can i say...
The Phone Poem
This hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well always please believe. Salutations -so fun to receive! In person I would rather speak- Am
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Women's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You'll pay for this la
That booty
When a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn
Last tango on the roof
'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'll climb for hours til you reach the sky! But no one knew better what this day had meant than Hiss
collection of one liners
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
a treasured rose
a special gift from the light within
The Body Farm
This was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm
Mystic Meg
Just a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .
IRREPARABLE
Some things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17
I'm only me..
I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side of town All this with a vest trying to look my best Check out my poems.. You'll figure the rest~
Red X
Funny what you find on the road these days
Come in Scotty
Hey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, all kinds, some write poetry and try their best,, still cant seperate from all the rest, is the
So close
oh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola you wanted to bad.
Halloween Downloads
In the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.