More Predictions for the Future
This time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions.
April Horror Show
Hi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD
CS women have treated us guys unfairly..
Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into The CS maiden camps And I'm told they've Been beating the War drums They were seen building Bam
Value your lover!
ladies and gentlemen please value what you have.
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..
JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..
Monorhyme
Something different for fun
Fruit and Vegetable
There was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to be funny.) It has also been published on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10153
Bad hair day..
Where's my freaking hair? lol
The long awaited New Years List
Feeling better..
Not
Not not not
Justin Bieber
A parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest.
Words
so important to us all
Empowered drama kings (lol)
Once upon a time I used to snivel I'd even swivel with a snivel But the mayor of Snivelsville called a town meeting 'Hark unto me O thou snivelers of Snivelsville.' 'Cast thy snot rags to the wind..' 'Let not thy drama torn hairy chest
I knew there had to be a catch...
love my children...
A smile for all
You may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it
The most desirable woman in the world.
She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks around Nothing interesting she found Throws her shoes, her dirty dress So easily reveals her b
Sir Kickit the Great
A needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!
Sing along
la la la la la
worse poem challenge 2nd attempt.
HAHAHAHAHAHA KABOOOOOOOMMM
Paul Hollywood
Just a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol
Shadow People (5 7 5)
Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!
where did I put my keys?
Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate..............
Oh I swear
Heavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Betsy a gentle expletive I'll swear if you'll let me Oh fudge Oh fiddle Oh darn Oh gosh 'tis most satisfying To swear with panache Oh bother Oh shucks I'm annoyed at this thing Oh WTF I'll swear a wh
Peggy and the Owl
Just something out of a funny conversation today
breaking point
well i thought it was funny.lol.
A Thousand Challenge
I'm not really a poet, but I do have fun adding to something someone else starts! :) P.S.Hi Kickit!
Be Hypnotized Here!
This reads like a Friday night poem..lol.
Oh Aquarius!
Vulcan's Never Bluff.
Ninety Nine Bottles
Just a bit of humour
First flush of a different kind
Just another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun
The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2
The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol.
Mountain creeks and lovely peaks
This is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly and with some black humor.
limerick (nantucket by the sea)
it seems the in place is nantucket and this is easy to tell with the sea and the shells the deckchairs for two the kids with the spades and bucket
HARVEY......lol
I'm saying no more.....lol...xxx
To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?
Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your health, if not lethal, and folks around you 'better watch out'! In a recent visit to my good doctor,
gonny no' do tha' tae rabby
must only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.
Funeral for an Amoeba
The amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!
Gotcha Limerick
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.
think twice
I tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that note it was a shattering experience I got glass in my eye no I didn't but it was worth a try
a poem snack
just a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give meaning to life, just to last awhile a stanza or two, just to get you through some tight squeezed p
Fishing Stories
Thought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other times fishing and stories that were shared - some true and some a bit of a stretch!