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Art of war VI

Art of war VI

Come. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. Passion, the spark igniting the fog. Uncontrollable. Chain reaction. unstoppable. No anxiety.

The only Diamond

The only Diamond

The only diamond in the world that no one knew it

Rorschach

Rorschach

They seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person

Umbrella Limerick

Umbrella Limerick

There once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for umbrellas as his head was now tremclad.

The Army Rises

The Army Rises

I often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5-16-11 but created...in my head on the 14th lol

Haiku

Haiku

In stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish

Confused

Confused

Hate xmas rapping

a pint of love sir

a pint of love sir ?

invitation card...

Gimme a Shot

Gimme a Shot

Blatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D

boxes

boxes

I pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those that I want to forget The bad time out way the good times My dispair no time this box is full

Mods

Recently a poem of mine was deleted without explanation Not only is poetry a form art and self expression but historical documents giving reference to thought and feeling a particular moment in time. Lots of writers and artists have faced this situation The poem had comments and views. So I wrote the poem opening whoever decided to delete this work of art?might find the courage to explain why

Somebodies Daughter

Somebodies Daughter

Actually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though.

Youve gotta love him

You’ve gotta love him

(Parody of a Shakespearean Sonnet "My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun".)

Telecom

Telecom

Just a bit of nonsense.

Your Snapped

Your Snapped!

Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!

Hear the Children Singing

~ Hear the Children Singing ~

~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!

Poem for the cat

Poem for the cat

Poetry for cats

Wish Upon a Ticket

Wish Upon a Ticket

I buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...

To Beauty

To Beauty

I try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats required...

paddys missus

paddys missus

to be sure the return of paddy tis not a welcome sight especially to his mrs who had such peace in that fortnight mind he d only gone shopping for the weekend groceries he when his bike hit a stone in the road and he crashed into the tree an

animal fun

animal fun

Zebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their neck out but giraffes are born to do crocodile turned into handbags what is the world coming too

Silly Psychic

Silly Psychic

Apologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!

The Poet Has Spoken

The Poet Has Spoken

Tis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfully bad luck Cause I won't repeat them here

After all were just human

After all we’re just human

You may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You may feel guilt You may want to cry But who are we to judge a simple lie You may cause pain You m

happy birthday

happy birthday

on this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up to sing this song on this very special birthday i wish you all the happiness until this time n

The Last Thing

The Last Thing

Like fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow waist and curvaceous hips. I try to concentrate on these, almost succeed, then you speak again.

Ticker Tape Parade

Ticker Tape Parade

Tick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you want But think now and then Before you tick me off again Hesitate before you say amen Years ha

The ghost of Chairman Mao

The ghost of Chairman Mao

In John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.

Mary and Me II

Mary and Me (II)

Seems no matter where we go these animals just keep coming

A Kilt

A Kilt

I'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.

The Isle of Snugglindon

The Isle of Snugglindon

A pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the name Grailknight777.)

Full Moon The Next Generation

Full Moon (The Next Generation)

Hello Mum and Dad, don't bother staying up waiting for me. Will be home before sunrise. Don't bother leaving food out cause I'll grab a bite while out. Say hi to Gramps for me. Love Wolfgang Jr.

I INTENDED TO CALL

I INTENDED TO CALL

A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.

Who am I the pen

Who am I (the pen)

I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come in many colors from midnight blue to pink You words can come and go , thoughts you can forget My w

Ill Put A Spell On You

I'll Put A Spell On You

Bats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am from And this spell I am casting Once eaten you are all mine Come here boy, come on Rex Good boy,

The Limerick Challenge

The Limerick Challenge

My jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering ...........

Moses Rod

Moses’ Rod!

Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad

Your having a laugh

Your having a laugh

Lighthearted take on celebs

Grog Monster

Grog Monster

Just a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!

2012

2012

Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count you’re worth we won’t be on this planet earth. There will be no more trans, plains or coaches. The

halloween

halloween

halloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared

Saint Patricks Day Snow

Saint Patrick's Day Snow

(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)

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