Heartfelt?
So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, you WILL be near, because you never really disappear, and all your love wil
THE F-word
freedom is learning out of education time essential for knowledge.
A Little Sailboat
I don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a little sailboat And always a breeze that's only fair It's never sleek never suave the captain neve
It’s Ok to Say
Life
I Said Coffee
2007 Pushcart Prize nominee
David and Mona
David, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips silent, never to lie. Is he among those who laud her creator? Tell me David, are you that guy,
It may have been
It may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her silky thighs Or the thoughts of the silk betwixt But mostly it was friday nights When she joined me
The Call
This poem is about soliders in Irish army claiming for deafness caused by load noises as in firing guns; cannons etc etc. The media had a field about this and the cost to the state from it.
a nose job
ummmmmm.....lol...no excuse for this one...dunno where it came from
the removers
last part of my off the wall humor story
Earthquakes In Alaska
The weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I would like to go somewhere but I hear they started having earthquakes in Alaska Well it's either c
while we are at it
coupla bear jokes..
irish words
I've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and something more, that we just can't ignore, we have Presidents come from the USA , no no let me rephrase, we
Death bed joke
spotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video
" Desparate Love " by Jonroan
I wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me out again. I called her a B****, to which she responded, ' Thank you ', just as sweet and sincere as can be. She really was one, by the way.
days out
washed over my while in the bath
Silly rhyme
Just a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.
Check this out...
Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen years ago We're all driving rocket ships And talking with our minds And wearing turquoise jewelry A
SMUGJOY
Close to dawn well before the first slivers of sun you already foresaw with a shiver of glee what a wonderful day it was going to be so why do a repeat? Because towards twilight there'll be double-delight in the pro
Joe
What good are all your millions Joe, if you have to pee and you can’t go!
~~~~~ ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ~~~~~~
Got to love a bit of fun with thiS write enjoy a cookie from poet corner l.o.l.
Easedropping
Public cell phone talking
bouncing ball
bouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sky bouncing lower to the ground who put the the bounce in you that you can do what you do
why dont trees go cold
Why dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the trees its a theory not so hot when the autumn comes and the tree goes bare for leaves they do h
Driving Error
Driving Instructor: “why do you keep coming back Dave?” David: “I want to pass”. Driving Instructor: “you won’t pass unless you take the goddam test!” David: “I’m not sure I’m ready”. Driving Instructor: “I’ve spent more time driving w
bark
nog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.
Perched On The Pot (little silly)
I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE
The Great Esacape
More nonsense and chuckles .
Phonaesthetically speaking
Phonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme But make sure Iambic Pentameter Doesn't go sadly out of time, again, ooops!
Freight in the night
Don't know where this one came from?....lol
lol
roses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Motivation and Creation Demonstration
Was just having fun
song chain
it was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YEH YEH not that good Tom Jones he just knew ITS NOT UNUSUAL while the Seekers moaned I LL NEV
Romantic or what?
I could see the raindrops falling, and the comet in the sky, but there was a vision that enthralled from the corner of my eye, and I wondered was I dreaming and I wondered how this could be, because I have no peripheral vision, and I cant bloody s
Raddly! Daddly! Doo! WooHooo!!!
Let me know if you want to read the rest
Being New
Being new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality kicks in and with so many proflies it seems ya just cant win.. To be alone is gods great sin.. Messe
one more shift
done roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun
on line today
humoristic inspiration...
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.
Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the travellers certainly feel it. It certainly was an eye opener for this visitor and I have never forgotten the warm hospitality....Maymyo.
When your number is up!
I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up today, what can I say, I'm now 6 and 1, that didn't take long, so I suppose tommorrow will be the same
Wondering
Im kinda of angry at life, its promise was more than it could be,,,I loved you more than I could see,,, wow,, aint that cool,, love poetry,,written like a fool,,just shows you what life means, anyone can say anything, hey,,, I love beans,,,or burger
Well, this is how it is!
So the Russians are on our shore, monstrous entity too big to IGNORE, and we will float out with our toys, pretend we are bigger, lies, we are just tiny,, little one fishing trawler,, ok,,, we know you are taller, you go away,,, and Ill have nothi