Boys will be Boys
lol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx
Friday is Tuesday's Saturday night
It's Friday!!
Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)
This was written by request
.... from Nantucket
see...clean...hah! (dammit)
Lost
Two weeks lost in our new city....
Knocker Knockers
More of a tongue twister inspired by a forum
Mr Bean Bridget Jones
I know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the time...on reflection ,I was able to see the funny side too :)
No Smoking.
Waiting in the bus station.
sad frog
now what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog
A Funny Story in Song...
Song/Artist in case you don’t know or forgot… The Night Chicago Died/Paper Lace; Photograph/Def Leppard; Sister Christian/Night Ranger; Centerfold/J. Geils; Red Red Wine/UB40; Wild World/Cat Stevens; Boys of Summer/Don Henley; Keep on Smiling/Wet Willie; Rock Lobster/B52s; Two Pina Coladas/Garth Brooks; Friends in Low Places/Garth Brooks; That Smell/Lynyrd Skynyrd; Jumpin' Jack Flash/Rolling Stones; Hell's Bells/ACDC; Black Magic Woman/Santana or Mac; Ladies Night/K&G; Brother Louie/Stories; Waiting For A Girl Like You/Foreigner; Mandy/Manilow; People Get Ready/Rod Stewart; Rock The Casbah/The Clash; Brandy/Looking Glass; The Boys Are Back in Town/Thin Lizzy; One Tin Soldier/Joan Baez; Horse With No Name/America; Bad Bad Leroy Brown/Jim Croce; Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/Beatles; Go on Take the Money and Run/Steve Miller Band; Don’t Take The Girl/Tim McGraw; Midnight Special/Creedence; Home By The Sea/Phil Collins; Island Girl/Elton John; Jukebox Hero/Foreigner; No No/Ringo Starr; Neon Moon/Brooks and Dunn; Bad to the Bone/ZZ Top; All I Want to Do is Make Love To You/Heart; Nights in White Satin/Moody Blues; Gimme all your lovin'/ZZ Top; Two Tickets to Paradise/Eddie Money; Bang Your Head/Quiet Riot; Pina Colada Song/Jimmy Buffet; Believe/Cher; Love Story/Katharine McPhee; Sitting on the Dock of the Bay/Otis Redding; Ahab the Arab/Ray Stevens; I Shot the Sheriff/Eric Clapton; Don’t Mess Around With Jim/Jim Croce; Big John/Johnny Cash; Get Together/Youngbloods; Layla/Eric Clapton; Solitary Man/Neil Diamond; Do you think I’m Sexy/Rod Stewart; You Better You Bet/The Who; Jet Airliner/Steve Miller; Rio/ Duran Duran; Magic Carpet Ride/Crystal Method; Midnight Train to Georgia/Gladys Knight; Band On The Run/Paul McCartney and Wings; I Swear/John Michael Montgomery; I’ve Got Too Much Time On My Hands/Styx; Keep on Rockin’ Me Baby/Steve Miller Band
My Christmas List
Christmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh will pass right by not stopping on my roof an empty space under the tree will be considered pr
Shake My Soul
May I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it..
The Bar Scene!
I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol
Social Defect
Down the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why even bother". Sometimes it's fun to watch and see, how different they are all from me. It's s
A poets prayer
Maybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'
Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.
Cant Sleep
sleepless nights
You Meeting.
a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank you
Betty Sue
A true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol
A RUDE AWAKENING
Glad I don't dream much
Broken feet
Bart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!
The Poem says that!!
But did we?
I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, to possess our soul, their big and strong, been around a while, why, they've got panache they've
refuse refuse (waste waste)
sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe
looney
Crazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!
The wizards potion
Stir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Sprinkle exotic herbs and she's bound to squeal Add a few strange grapes and she'll surely kneel O,
Ode to a meat pie
Studying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it McRadloff Wisconsin! you can get real meat pies, true? Florida you get some Latin American equivalents, SM? Do they put Guinness in the pies in Ireland Mick??
Love Bugs
They should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US
Hi
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Super Heroes
Super heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!
Limerick Banty
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
The real Profile
lol.
MY NEW GARDEN
Observations making my new garden grow for birds and ME
A lock of my hair..lol
O thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while on bended knee From the top of this terrace I have snipped for thee a lock for thine inheritan
Headliners
Tired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible headlines I've created which might possibly catch your attention. 1. Nassa's Hubble Telescope di
smeared windshield
Bug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams for I can not see the sun is blinding me I loose my lane now I join the bug splatter now my br
The Publisher Is Not Responsible...
Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected.
Ah well!
Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on my toes, her mouth fell open, but twas not for me,,,you can f##k off,,, it never will be,,,she s
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)
LOL......XXX
A Summer Riddle
What time is it for you?
Poetnumber1
A day in the life of Poetnumber1
roadrunner
roadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner