Poisoning Pigions in the Park
A shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigions!
what's in a W.O.R.D.???
Just a chance to exercise your creative acronym talents
Spiders is Clever (lol)
lol....(No real spiders were harmed in the writing of this poem).....Andrew....XXX
My other half
Just rolling some numbers around in my head...
ate to much now the answer
smelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk or even echo someone would have a clue the horrible smell of it the truth would say its you if
Venus Women
More crazy thoughts from my Imagine Love scenarios. Here's to Women from Venus and Men from Mars!
Comment
Just having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)
METRO P.C.S.
INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!
The Easter Bunny
HOPPY EASTER! Hugz, Pink
a day in the life of 'married man'
Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accompanied me so as to visit Lowes to see about a new clothes dryer to replace our non-working one. We fi
Lost for words!
Hope you agree with me!
Did I miss something PART 2
Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant
Please nice lady
I could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to have a Phd, yet her english skills were abysmal.
Limerick Romeo
An old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
Ladies: 'Your Profile Reality Check List'
just for fun...
Self-Portrait
Well, my fellow poet delves in indefinite articles, so I followed the suit and turned to adjectives for a change.
Haiku-1
summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......
Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)
this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you coz you're Wanted
Cereal Killer
Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!
Cliche'
A "mini-rant."
North Dakota
North Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the sunflower fields and the bossy manager ripping on an employee where we ate at a mall in Grand Forks. This is a parody of Kokomo by the Beach Boys
OH BABY!
Heart is thumping,. .........blood is pumping baby, Waiting for you ........... to get online, Hurry up now,............ dont keep me waiting baby, Are you ready.......... for a real good time, Come on baby, .......just get those fingers tap
The Princess and the Knave
This poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist.
poetry and poets
just doodling with words
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Wishful Thinking
Written in April, many years ago.
"The Runaway Handbag?"
a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!
a woman of letters
and she was headed to port too...
Phk Off with Flowers ... The Poetry Corner Remix
This is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get BUNCHES of Karma points for it !! God Bless America and God save the Queen...and what ever the Mexicans say...
"TAP TAP"
just a view.......lol! Sophia
To the one that got away :(
Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.
Horror Story
Strange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this wretched place!' I swallow my spit and stare in awe That thing will eat me toes and all So I s
Hurry Up
Nothing at all... :))))
Date . Dip
This weeks personals: Good luck ladies!
GOOD MORNING!
lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whether you know me or not!......Andrew...xxx
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daddy long legs (crane fly )
a lighthearted take on the lil critters
Laughed..I Cried :)
Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!
WHAT IS IN A NAME
Just some fun name places in Australia
Knowing you...Knowing me...
I think I'm a little bored...or mad!
The Spel Cheker
I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your pleased two no It’s letter-perfect inn it's weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.