The Thunder Song
My favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's room right after he hears some thunder, "Thunder buddies for life, right John. You're #@$% right. Oh, come on, let's sing the Thunder Song."
Will Ferrell
Just saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite ones. His homeless art class model from Saturday Night Live is my favorite bit, second would be his mean boss interview with Pierce Brosnan.
Prison Break
They locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her out My poor brain
Noem Wrote A Poem
His name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm goem to town he replied To see dr. Jekyll and mr. hyde He was a little weird as you can tell He s
On The Beach (lol)
Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx
You Show Me Yours!
Wow, so thats yours?, what can it do?,,,,it does everything, want me to demonstrate for you?, Yes, I'd love to see it do its thing, jeez its big, bet it can damm near sing, Just hold out your hand, have no fear, just hold it like that and press
Playing Tetris
As i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focused absorbed into the game Trying to find spaces to make my lines Points i must build up to the
Vote me this September
Election time here.
A Prawn By Any Other Name.
Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!
Lovley Lights
Ants are so cool.
Where for Art Thou Ragdolls
I was challenged and had to rise up and meet it!
You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymore
Oh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!
Get Noticed
Throw that shoe ... Get on the wagon and join in .. Make a game of throwing that shoe .. Who can you throw at today ..
The Dating Site Hustle
Not too far from reality. :D
Silly Stuff, Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up
The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys f
Western Union Pleeeeeese
One in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL
Modern Romance
Was just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads
Easter
When Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?
The Need..
The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached The Need makes us angry when we see others have found their prize The Need makes us wish for ano
Delving into hidden, voiceless, timeless selves
'hello, how did you get in there...'
Limerick
I know a lady maned LIL She decided to get on the pill But the pill didn't work The poor girl went berzerk Now there's a baby named BILL
meter police
uh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...
Sleep
Cant wait to have a lady in my life again .........ha ha
road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lol
here is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.
BEYOND THE VEIL
SOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL
Ode to Dishpan Hands
While doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one of your poems'. Who am I to disappoint her so here it is.
Sudden Awakening
Poetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL
Start Right or End Wrong
It says it all
I wonder
Influenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,
Does my Bum look Big In this?
Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror I become depressed. Man or woman, brother or sister, we all know we have so much more to offer from within. So I say to you all, be yourself, be true and love will come to you. Good luck.
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
Shucks I turned the light back on!
attention frog lovers
he is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies sleeps at night under the star with the moths peter you get everywhere it must be the fairy dust
Kickit's (challenge)
Poet's practice pleasing prose prolifically penning plentyful poems perceptively penetrating peoples pensive propensities Writers write weighty words warning who's waring willingly when winters wise women wear warm wraps worring woefully where
high noon
they stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have its say guess it was always meant to be that way one man walking on,the other on a horse of grey so
Joke
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up t
~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4u
I had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D
The Jester
Some people are so-o-o-o-o funny!
missing socks
ha ha ha lost the plot looking for socks i think angela flies in when i am asleep smiling stealing my socks ha ha joking baby
Jack the Lad
a hopefully lighted hearted twist
I've been ransomed
I languish in chains..
who me?
Just playing and thinking hahaha