no driver
Into the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view Clenched buttocks You sit and smile You trust the driver with gritted teeth Hand clench ed Y
Pigeon
Everyday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned loony who thinks we understand English!” Pigeon 2: “I thought he was talking to himself?” Pigeon
Some Things Rhyme With Orange!
* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), is purely coincidental *** (Naturally this poem contains some assonance)...
Lime Rhyme on a Dime
Practicing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)
The other Abominable Snowman
time waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnny logan .. holy f*ck... think I'm about to throw up .. but glad all the sam
paddys shotgun wedding
Well on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the church though he fully intended to leave her in the lurch you see he loved his freedom but he just c
King of the Cat World
For my cat, Billy
Tragic Anachronism
Imagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom sure and strong And we'd know we couldn't carry on Without each other in our arms And so we'd mov
How It Works
Just an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.
Cabernet Sauvignon
Just playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)
Epitaph
Beneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves http://photos.conn
Treasure Chest.
Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.
Letter from school
Dear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Adam then put his hand in his pocket and pulled out unbelievable sized rocket. Now I do have say, it s
Those Miserable Young Ladies
If only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have a smile I can jump high, can you just like a kangaroo I can sing a song but my tune is all wrong
Could Have Gone Wrong
It could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It could so easily have turned stale, like the bread in the bin when he came in full of ale making
Lies
watch out for lies.
Horror Night
It’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the stairs you hear it come Groaning, snuffing, puffing and huffing In it walks, all thirty six stones
By the Time You Read this
I will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult" now... NO!!! Not 30... Middle age CAN'T be 40... Social Security statements?? OBVIOUSLY n
im not a poet and i already know it
jus me being a lil silly
Hospital
observation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long
chased rites
sum vary waisted thyme...
drink poem
shows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub
Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
Is not the end of life
I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
Freestyle rhyme
No idea
The Green Blues
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"
You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will be expressed in every tremble I’ll take pleasure in making that cookie crumble. Lick it, sip it whe
CIRCLES OF LIFE
Remembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.
Hide and seek
You've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your through U Tremble at the sound of my voice Don't cry now it was your choice Did u think I'd never f
A Pant-Less Lady---- rhyme
A pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces then gave her lots of brandy alas he could not undo his breeches A pant-less lady liked to go pla
Tasteful Ecstasy
Couldn't resist!
Really Big Trouble
Sometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I write serious Sometimes I write rhymes sometimes I write delirious Sometimes I write after befor
BAR--FLY
a typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.
ROE
Just a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.
a limerick dream
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
I had a hippopotomus
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Note in my diary
Note in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of news has got to be good I wish I had known earlier on, I wouldn’t bought presents for everyone
CA LuPa
Why is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to talk about to quit .
All you need
ok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!
William Shakey
An ode to the life less lived
Masks and the office
Masks may introduce a new dynamic into the office haha