I'll Put A Spell On You
Bats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am from And this spell I am casting Once eaten you are all mine Come here boy, come on Rex Good boy,
I INTENDED TO CALL
A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.
King of the Cat World
For my cat, Billy
Grog Monster
Just a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
Your having a laugh
Lighthearted take on celebs
halloween
halloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared
Saint Patrick's Day Snow
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
Pigeon
Everyday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned loony who thinks we understand English!” Pigeon 2: “I thought he was talking to himself?” Pigeon
Epitaph
Beneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves http://photos.conn
Could Have Gone Wrong
It could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It could so easily have turned stale, like the bread in the bin when he came in full of ale making
How It Works
Just an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.
Cabernet Sauvignon
Just playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)
Hospital
observation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have a smile I can jump high, can you just like a kangaroo I can sing a song but my tune is all wrong
im not a poet and i already know it
jus me being a lil silly
Horror Night
It’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the stairs you hear it come Groaning, snuffing, puffing and huffing In it walks, all thirty six stones
By the Time You Read this
I will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult" now... NO!!! Not 30... Middle age CAN'T be 40... Social Security statements?? OBVIOUSLY n
The blogs are ok
An original lcbr poem, (from the blogs)......
Letter from school
Dear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Adam then put his hand in his pocket and pulled out unbelievable sized rocket. Now I do have say, it s
Those Miserable Young Ladies
If only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me
drink poem
shows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub
chased rites
sum vary waisted thyme...
Freestyle rhyme
No idea
Really Big Trouble
Sometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I write serious Sometimes I write rhymes sometimes I write delirious Sometimes I write after befor
All you need
ok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!
Lies
watch out for lies.
Is not the end of life
I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
Goedln Rlue
Funny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)
Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
CIRCLES OF LIFE
Remembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.
A Pant-Less Lady---- rhyme
A pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces then gave her lots of brandy alas he could not undo his breeches A pant-less lady liked to go pla
The Green Blues
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"
You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will be expressed in every tremble I’ll take pleasure in making that cookie crumble. Lick it, sip it whe
William Shakey
An ode to the life less lived
BAR--FLY
a typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.
ROE
Just a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.
Wanna Hear a Secret
yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!
What To Rhyme With What
Had to pick words that don't rhyme
Look past me
Something I wrote through boredom this evening.
Masks and the office
Masks may introduce a new dynamic into the office haha
Hide and seek
You've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your through U Tremble at the sound of my voice Don't cry now it was your choice Did u think I'd never f