The Chair Of Doom
Just a bit of humour
inside ruins
i wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face just sinking deeper into the moss a gorilla just laughing at my own joke my mother today
Two gun Suzie
Big trouble in little city
Frogs 575
nonsence@
The Row
Freezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops angrily then begins to quiver Number is deleted by pointing, accusing fingers Smoke from resentment s
spectacles
i seem to have lost sight of this sonnet... ;-)
get some
ringy tingy tiny toe. here is a poem for you.
Since I don't have you...
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
Cloud Boom
Cloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now has clean attire Only one thing make cave man fret And that is cloud boom Cloud boom boom boom
Dreamland
Sometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positive thoughts peace and happiness to all
Online Games and Facebook Friends
Decided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feeling devilish today...well almost :-D
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)
La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon thousands of people make their way from all corners of the world to fight in this 'World's Biggest Food Fight' where more than one hundred metric tons of over-ripe tomatoes are thrown in the streets.
Doctor humour
Nearly Xmas, time to write some humour..
Two –Time Looser
This is written about some one that I was once married to lol
Theft By Thought
Theft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though there is nothing on my mind! I ponder, I think I have the answer, I question my answer, then I w
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie Queen your future will foretell. There will be no charge for this service she will give but in her
The Teacher Learneth!
Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bucks, stick it out come what may, you'll be a better man after that day, complain and show distain
50 Words (50 Words challenge)
I once tried a poem with just fifty words- The start was quite easy- the middle a treat; When reaching the end it just went to the birds- I cut that piece out, which turned into a feat. I tried very hard to make sure it would fit; But then I com
you know.........
Part of the human condition
last night.
hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...
Saving Our Planet
Just having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012? I think we can make a mess of things at times, but I wonder sometimes what the real aim of all this global warming talk is really about.
A little 'ditty'.
I'm tired LOL
Owww,,,my aching head!
The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out upon this day, a gloomy start, charcoal grey, visions of the night gone past, twirling, swirling mov
What If
Just had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.
tummy rummbling
my tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh the rummbles in my tum tum trying to escape through my bum bum hurry up train, I cant bare the tum
Huh?
Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...
The day I met you (Hummor)
A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snapping trees A body that’s curved in all the wrong places Covered with hair from your head to your t
do NOT read this
ok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let this then, not lead to dismay that you be pleased with what i say do not quickly depart without delay
All the nice girls.....
AHA!......a clean one.....lol....Andrew...xxx
AUSTRALIANS !!!
They might need Cheering Up ???
LG
I knew they had a life of their own
I was goofy off- lol
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
Einstein
E=Mc..confusion..lol
Were you aware of this awareness day?
I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteoperosis (I'm not really sure how severe it can get), but I just thought it was slightly humorous that I am already aware osteoperosis but had no idea that there was an awareness day for it. Why I wrote a poem? Just for fun I guess.
SUDDENLY UNBALENCED
JUST FANCIED A CHANGE OF PACE. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW. 'BUGGER' IS AN OLD NORTHEN ENGLISH EXPLEATIVE DENOTEING MILD SHOCK. NOT PERCEIVED TO HAVE ANY s*xual OR OFENCIVE MEANING IN THE UK. [ BEFORE SOMEONE GETS ALL 'PC' ON ME.]
Eligible Bachelor
Just a quick description of myself
The Wedding
Was driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.
Kissing on the Roadway
I was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.
.........endless coffees............
Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.
duck suspect
a non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comment, he, in response to his comment the wolf is on the prowl, every inch of ground i hope he is
Mystery of life
why?
Briefs or Boxers?
Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)