Come to Strawberry Street!
It's only Tuesday?? lol.
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Happy Man Blues
Parody of Love in Vain
~ Lie to Me ~
Do you care? Now tell me ~ Don't Lie! Lol
whistling dixie
if you don't know, i can't help you
This Amber Liquid
Hope someone gets a bit of a chuckle
Numbers
You can imagine all numbers must think this way.
In The Jungle
Let's celebrate unbirthdays
incorrigible
I am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is f*cking retarded and tomorrow I don't care if you like me I somehow fell in love and your whi
Internet Spelling Blues
OK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stupity on occasion, I just happen to be an idiot who can spell correctly! ;)
An Homage
I tip my hat to it's inventor.
Greenfingers
Years and years ago I nearly got eaten alive by someone when I stood on his Golf-Course-quality lawn where each and every bit of grass was exactly one-and-three-quarter inches (measured with callipers, of course!) He very... err... politely... explained that he and his wife had spent months on their knees getting rid of the weeds and daisies in their garden. So I decided to immortalise him...
A Fairy Tale
I love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.
LOVE AND TOLERANCE
MY QUOTE
Egypt 1951
This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's green and pleasant land;
The Females Lament
one of the times when I fell like poking fun at us males. So often the males of many species suffer the same fate.
duck continued
i am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the stench of it he claims to be guilty the beast wanted to make curry of me if only the pig knew what
Malibu
The sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would love some water But with fair bit of Malibu.
A Man from Mars?
I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET
LOL....Not me....XXX
To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!
From a light, occaisional user...
limerick 2
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
I caught. . .
this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh
Anchored.
Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have hanging there! Is it quite robust? Is that a spot of rust? Allow me to clean it It needs a wome
Note Of Contempt
Only joking-it's just a bit of fun:-)
~~~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~~~
Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetry I just wanted to share this with you all. This is pure talent and trust me u all will enjoy the video more than the above lyrics PLEASE FOLLOW THE BELLOW LINK!!! Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE
koan zen
zazen hours over the invisible ocean..
Hey...guess what?
Whacky me and sleepy ...good night
Poetry Piddle:))
It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they're smarter,,,,, In words they think is Banter,,,, Are they really such a Martyr?,,,, Let the battl
April Fool's Day
you all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today
Without Salt
You look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)
I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!
I M 4 U - R O F L M A O
To all my friends on CSPC...
2012 memories
Another year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others A year filled with butterflies and millions of books Half hearted glares and some dirty looks We w
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)
I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'good day luv, how is ya?' She looked at me I felt like a bug Just waiting to be crushed But then s
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)
When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao
Tamatoes
just for laughs
My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!
As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be outrun so its a gift of life we should appreciate as human.
Memories.
Thinking back
A Woman's Domain!
Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not huge, but compact Enough for her to carry, With her, through out the day. But then again, I have b
a joke almost turned into a poem
not sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..
A May Day
Just a fun write...right!