The secret
We were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described what you had found and you grabbed me and made me swear that I'd never reveal the secret When you
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper
Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. "Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears, just like they've done for the last 50 years. So I'm paying the rent, but I'm dying inside, cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride."
Reminisce (Limerick)
Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.
The Ten Commandments?
I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Thou shall try really hard not to kill anybody, unless they pray to a different invisible god than the one you pray to.
~My Ole Car~
Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
I look in the mirror and what do I see Surely that image cannot be me My eyes are still blue and my hair is still blonde Of those little wrinkles I'm not very fond Oh mirror mirror on the wall Tell me my looks are not fading at all Lie to me lo
Sas tries to Rhyme
Okay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL
I am a little insect
Just a little ditty for kids
Unsanitary Blindness
A tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.
Orange Dream
a silly dream, huh?
I met you in my dreams (part two)
As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face
Man a pause
Dont ask me ...the ladies knows...
Earn a degree in Maidenology
Is the weekend really over? lol.
My friend’s family and a bike
many of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEIN
I've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for many blessings. Hugz, Pink.
The 45th dimension
May the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knights.. you get to sail to Ruby Ruby Island..
very silly poem, number 2
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
The coffee diaries#1
True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.
Gold Digger!
uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol
Thanksgiving Night
Yawwwwn....
The Race!
We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:
She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invitations Kickit shall be best man And cafe is free at last to give Bigfoot her hand There will be
kickits challenge (purple pendragon?)
phew tough one
I love Emoticon-Creatures...
I wrote this just for fun...
to ponder
ah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't celebrate.... I'm not exactly happy about this I can't mourn... I can't even commiserate.... but, si
The Name
A poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so. Thank you in advance.
a bit stern....though, moments
I most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.
April Fools Jokes From My Past
This is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghetti being harvested from the spaghetti trees.
Taste a woman
Oh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.
I need a real woman
A real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?
Viewer discretion advised
I cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..
seperated together.
i hope you found this entertaining.
Cinderella and her friends
Imagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all
Oh Carol
Oh Carol Its time, gotta release, gotta show, gotta rip off my shirt and go, gonna live like a caveman, and roar like a lion, Im from another land, the land of zion, I gotta unleash, I gotta release, tie up loose ends, brains overloa
Things are not as they appear to be...
Aaaggghhh..., or not?
Wizzard's wish..
Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
All we need is love)))
Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))
I Don't Wanna Go
A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.
The Airplane Announcement
Just pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was seeing out the window.
The "Cat" in the Hat
a bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning
Death The Musical
Well Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back
OOH!!! WOMEN
Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy