Enjambment Poem
Today I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and pulling And I think I've caught one My mouth is salivating In anticipating fish dinner Damn t
I Am Quite Normal
A bit of humour
I did it (Haiku)
Humorous Haiku for you....
invisible ink
i know i couldnt read it either
Three's Company
I got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff called Three's a Crowd, but it lasted only one season since Jack wasn't playing off the girls, Mr. Furley and Larry. The show ran from 1977-1984.
Mama's Advice
Enjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have ever seen.
My Sweet Lover
My sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not like you, to you I
She broke Mr. Fixit
I'm your handiman..call me.lol.
If I Only Had An A##
I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He had some great impressions including the church lady, Ross Perot, and George Bush.
Peach on the beach
The sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a hot cross bun, I forgot to bring my speedo swimsuit The guy in the water looked kinda cute,
LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)
Mother Goose would flip over this.
The junk collector`s bedtime story
I wrote "The junk collector`s bedtime story"simply to put into words what is one favorite American pastime.As a part time flea market vendor,I just hate to see anything good going to waste.If I find stuff that nobody else wants,I will find out why they got rid of it.If I can fix it,OK.I might use it,keep it,sell it,or trade it.If nothing else,use it for parts to repair other stuff.Some stuff that`s no good I might still save to use as an example to match up replacement parts.If I find something and then discover that its` completely worthless,I can always just put it back where I found it.What really gets me is that people throw stuff out 5 minutes before they need it,only for me to fix it and sell it right back to them.The resale value is ultimately,only as much as what people are willing to pay.But if you have a lot of good used items,if you sell it for a cheap price,you won`t be able to sell it fast enough.
My First Nine Months
Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age of two.
The Hair Cut
just a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers
MY TELEPHONE INSIDE
Self talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor.
knock, knock. .
just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read and comment good night my dear poets and god bless!
Nittee the Gnat
Ha ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)
Oscar speech
Just a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this year at the oscars.
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket
I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight.
Kickit's challenge..
Hail Sir Kickit!!
Old Man Winter
I don't play well in the cold..lol.
How I came to write poetry
Lol or what?
Monsters Under The Bed
Having a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink
My Beloved
A fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra
Yankee's Challenge
I look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell makes me want to smile My favorite flower of all you do ask So hard to choose what a task So I wi
"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)
After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!
Cell Phone Wonders
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))
LOVE ON THE NET?!
A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive had is pretty similar thus far!
A drunkards poem
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The one that got away
Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...
'He Sings' - (Pinkpoetress's style) ^^
(( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 )) ^___^Dear Pinkpoetress, I wanted to mail or flower you but I couldn't -_- as I am blocked. lol Your mail blocked me I mean, so I hope you don't mind me writing your poem style. I think your style is lovely and fun to read. It's sometimes sad but it's ok cus most of times it's fun and I enjoy reading it! Special Thanks: Thank you Mr. Cafe2, Swade, Kickit, and Andrew. ^__^ First time the title of this poem was "Guess whose writing style it is?" ^_^ Mr. Cafe2 and Swade had no idea. lol Kickit was almost correct, his guess was 50% right. But maybe he was drunk a bit then he couldn't confirm the right one. lol Suddenly, Andrew just woke up early (around 5 am in the UK), lol he came as if a DARK HORSE, he posted his first comment of the day that, "My first instinct is that it is Pink!!! I have read lots of it!!!" and yeahhh it's Correct! The prize is my SMILE... here >> ^_________________^ Congrats Andrew!!!! lolol Now you can go back to bed. lol
Belly Dance (quite the challenge)
On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter... So this challenge is quite timely --& I've managed to get to just the start of the arm & hand movements... & the ending on this poem is fictional(I hope..)
public announcement
no your right not a poem but ahhhh what the
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)
The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the aching
rapturecapture
For our mysterious facinating maiden..so talented.. so sweet soooooooooo!
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poet
Revisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase a book, but who ultimately proved to be a true gent. Limited appeal I know, but I like it!!
GUILTY?!
Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may think. Just get ahold of you’reself, take a few mental notes, and move on from here. http://www.care2.com/greenliving/8-spelling-mistakes-even-smart-people-make.html
coldest night
lmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.
...and here's one weirder still!
like me, it's dated.
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUM
Get out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to play Then you wait for me to feed you Then what do you do Off for the night God knows where I'm ti
Lockless and the Delilah maidens
Seventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his golden treasures They took Philistine spears and shields They took the latest Pyramid high heels
30 Seconds To Door Close.
Eyes connect