Neighbor Ned
I have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighbor ned You see he had an intelligent plan And with that 2by4 in his hand And what no one till n
News Flash
Why does this stuff always come when i am busy?
Possessed
KG thanks for the idea
Kamikaze Herring
If you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And bight you on the nose Then we will lie across your smelly feet and nibble all your toes If you
"vices"
“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up all night there is harder stuff and some kinda mellow hunter thompson did ‘em all but he was an un
Cyberstyle
dont even go there, chavo
Zygote clucks
hmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?
what am i
i am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away i can be your aid even though unpaid praise is rare for me you may one day agree this may
Mug Child
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon
Sampling Men
how often we forget that men get used also
Limerick elsewhere than Nantucket
Poor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap.
That is Me
Well, That is me.....
World Cup Love
Those six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet love to love.... now we have the UKs Tennis to contend with...sheesh...lol
Mormon Lake Mud
Starts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to boots, And to your pants cuff. Then it rains again here, A couple more times. Turning ankle deep
Shady Lady
There once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy making this lady so bawdy
The Wish List
I sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to make it short, kids today have strange ideas and their thinking is quite unique. I was embraced by them, it made me feel younger again and proud to be their uncle. Have fun.. let the list continue.
My Miss Right Song
In this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos it’s worth no sleaze Let me say about my other expertise I have a heart disease When she goes ove
A Note from Santa
Just a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat Like anybody else. How do you expect a man To get into your house? I've got a stack of presen
limerick
There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye
Lily O'Pink
Lily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.
kid at heart
I think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and relax with that childhood fun side of me...nothing wrong with that! ....is there?
Southern Santa
Santa's equivalent
Wonder
Nothing
Hunter Limerick
Limerick
Limericks about CS forums users
there once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N there was a young man called sky a few cs members did he rile the threads grew and grew t
Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!
To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words.
Drunken Love Poem
Pass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of you...and your not a twin. This wine is strong...my face is numb...but tonight...I want to hold your
Candy Pt 1 & 2
I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.
Two laughs English style
oh-ah arf arf
Be-Twixed
How do you like your chocolate?
canderel
Your just like canderel, the artificial sweetener. full of shite I dont understand. not real and leave's a bitter after tasting pill. need double the amount just to compensate. dissolves in second's, but remains. that slightly unnatural feeling it p
Ten Minutes
I've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch them off and try again? Task the mind or task the pen? White paper waits as seconds tick A better p
Waking up
Wrote this when I was a university student
The Tale of Isobella
Written for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist
Window Show
All my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends.
RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MAN
Yo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I have just the loan for you. Buy a nice shiny car and a big house too. Just sign right here on the d
Nonesense
I was going to use a brick to get it down
The Achy Breaky Jones to the Bone
We have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.
It's True I tells Ya
If you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and dedicate this wee poem to them." Day may be de only ones dat understands it" Hee Hee !
cold ain
I never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain
I Am The Best
I wrote this poem because I was bored
the other day
damn tree, and its roots