Where ya been Smoky?....give me your email, and I'll send you a sad story from the old country....from the wife of Alan Paton...if you haven't read it...much too long, and sad to post here...
Marinated in a double shot Jack Daniels.... Two cracked Nuts... A thumbnail of Arsenic... Dried tiger's thingy... Rhinoceros Horn..(or toenail, whichever is available...) Imbibed during: Serious sleep deprivation Excessive alcohol consumption Terminal Internet addiction...
I think your concoction will be a great success... Please mask the taste with hops.... and make the bottle blatantly phallic in shape......could be used afterwards as a table lamp...
Not quite Squire....I think she's offering to teach me a lesson or two at her new "Men's Finishing School" in Budgerieba...this may have less to do with balancing things on one's buttocks, and more to do with six of the best!!!...Breakfast trays, decolléttés, and table etiquette come in the second term...I hope I pass!!....
Well, I read something about the bakers Union going on strike because they want to raise the price of classic Maltese bread...(it's fantastic!!)...because flour prices have gone up...so maybe even thaat will change!...
My apopolgies madame....I had a momentary lapse of reason, I was dreaming......forgive my indiscretion....forget the french maid stuff, it was silly anyway...a cup of instant and a dry croissant will do..-.. Where do I sign??.....
I'll order if you tell me what's in it.....if you're using the recipe below, forget it.... I want the one with jack daniels....
Aphrodisia Brew 3 Parts Rose petals 1 Part Each Clove Nutmeg Lavender Ginger Make in the usual way, preferably in an earthen pot. Add this mixture to tea, or serve alone to increase the passions.
Portion of Potion?...Sounds good.....as long as it does for my lancealot what it did for his..... seems to have gotten him back in the saddle good and proper, like....
Gosh....you had me worried there for a moment.!!...you gave us all a shock!!...the Creaky Knight had such a start, he lost his armour, and now he's standing there in his balls and chain........his lancelot doesn't look so hot either....!!
I understand where you are coming from...and agree with you totally....I'm just playing devil's advocate here....I bow to superior knowledge on the subject....you are experienced in this field, no?
Say what you like meisiekind....without these capitalist pigs and leaders of industry, plebian creatures like you and I would be grovelling around in the swill, miserably unemployed....it's always a battle....the unions against capitalism...I'm just really glad that I have a job....my taxes are nearly killing me, but this onerous system that we have entitles a good chunk of our society to live on welfare....I know personally two such individuals...the one spends every night, and I mean EVERY night pissing it up in pubs, and the other young lady mamages to go on international holidays while still drawing welfare benefits....this is not pie-in-the-sky stuff....I know them. Frankly, I'd rather live with capitalist pigs than just wallow around in the unemployment pen....at least I have a job....at 54, I feel priveleged...yihaaa..
Yes, you could become the legal administrator of my estate...but you'll have to ditch your Gucci and Prada, and dress in a low-cut french maid's outfit, plus serve me breakfast in bed (the tray balancing on your buttocks) for a month (maybe two..) before I sign anything....
I'll be there in a week....I want to do some serious walking, followed by a swim daily....enough of this chair-bound existence here...time to get into shape...I'm sure we'll have a beer or two when I'm in town. Enjoy your bowling, and try to remember after the first 5 beers....it's the ball that must go rolling down the alley, not you!!....
Well Jacko...please give us a report on how well she does...I'm sure she is "fast on the ball"...it's never to late to learn these things...she's just a late starter, I think.....
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RE: legs
Too late Marti... my lancelot will lance no more....it went off with a bang!!...