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Dec 2016

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Christmas Party Illusion

He spotted her immediately
He was starstruck at her beauty
Vibrant russet locks flowing down her back
Cheekbones cut from pure granite
Breasts that defied gravity & science
Electric blue eyes that beguiled him home

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He woke up to hair extensions of the floor
Short mousy brown hair rinsed clear of colour
Face without highlighter,
Chicken fillets removed from bra
Coloured contact lenses back in their box

Be careful of the illusion, it is just that.

Happy Christmas

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Kalpataru●somewhere close to, Jakarta Indonesia

Dec 23, 2016●34 Blogs●1,846 Comments

Well, some prefer to live in such illusion anyway.

Hey.. may you enjoy your Christmas holidays, madam!

nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments

Molly I bet you are just a blur to him now

Kalpataru●somewhere close to, Jakarta Indonesia

Dec 23, 2016●34 Blogs●1,846 Comments

Nons,
That you're a lefty with hazel eyes is all I need to know.

No wait..
Don't tell me that you too put your hazel coloured contact lenses back in their box.

IncubusBaig●Islamabad, Pakistan

Dec 23, 2016●770 Comments

I don't care how she looks afterwards.. as long as she looks like your emo of Jessica Rabbit when we.. you know..

Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Dec 23, 2016●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Pat, I'm sure you already have her number

Non, the key is not to put on your glasses until she is gone. She is still a beautiful blur then

Hiya Kal, some people like to live their life in an illusion. Happy Christmas to you too

Incu, wake up from that nightmare, man!

Bracing myself to take the dog out for a walk in wet stormy weather now

IncubusBaig●Islamabad, Pakistan

Dec 23, 2016●770 Comments

Grrrr... couldn't let me have her could ya..

nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments

Molly
I gave up wearing glasses 10 years ago in the hope of falling blindly in love...

I only wear them when in the car now so all I am sure of is how everyone else are such a bad drivers

Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Dec 23, 2016●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

Funny Thai commercial!

nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments

DC

ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Dec 23, 2016●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

stop scaring the men

they already have nightmares about feminists.

Proficiency1●Montego Bay, Saint James Jamaica

Dec 23, 2016●1,188 Comments

Molly

You are the best

My illusion only lies in the hair sometimes...I'm all real from head to toes...no mascara, lashes or anything....I totally love this..

Men look out...

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

It's no harm to scare them senseless on occasion

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Life is an illusion, we dont see what we think we see until we see it, beer goggles or not.

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Jaykurs Map, I'd need more tea before reading that again

Seri2016●unknown, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●6 Blogs●769 Comments

She should have worn minute steaks in order to get at least a coffee before he departs

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Seri, you could give her all the tips

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Dec 23, 2016●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Could be worse...

YouTube Kidney Theft

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Mic, I'm only warning about external add-ons, not internal removals

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Dec 23, 2016●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

Kidney theft? It's just a silly urban legend!

Right?

..........

IncubusBaig●Islamabad, Pakistan

Dec 23, 2016●770 Comments

That last sentence says it all!! Well said Biff!

johnjjm●co westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●5 Blogs●1,312 Comments

don't like elusions rather as it is ..didn't come across this yet happy xmas to you girl enjoy

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I've seen it used better

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

JJ, a little illusion is nice.

Not enough to make a person look completely different, rather than to enhance the natural features.

And a very merry Christmas to you too. I hope you have fun with the kids

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Biff, take that back.

You are supposed to be selfless at Christmas

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

You just said he wasn't a real Santa!

Oh. Right. Other blog.

Anyway that was last Christmas, you should see him now. Gaunt, hollow-eyed, brokenly begging to be released. Sheesh.

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Okay, we will release all Santas into the wild.

But no other man will be safe in 2017

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Fair enough.

But no sharing.

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Nope, agreed, no sharing

I'm a little selfish that way too

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

What are you implying

KNenagh●Aachen, Kilkenny Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●3 Blogs●3,678 Comments

I couldn't be bothered with sticking any of this onto me.

Also, takes too long to take all of this off in the heat of the moment.

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Dec 23, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Calm, a match made in heaven

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

KN, especially after a few bevvies

mollybabyOP●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 23, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Calm, Eugh , false teeth

I forget about them!

Still, I'd prefer false to missing teeth

Implants are the best though. I am totally happy to be fooled by them

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