RE: I am writing a book on "How to satisfy your partner"

I'm also thinking of writing a book- How to satisfy your hand.

RE: Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

There used to be a black and white show, maybe Shintaro, about the ninjas. At the start of each show, the ninjas would all run past a fire and put a little piece of wood in each. Then the last guy would push the fire holder over. And so we would go round the schoolyard with a ruler tucked into our socks, thats how you could tell who watched the show.
The other highlight, as always, was the start of the Thunderbirds with the countdown and then the oil refinery blowing up.

RE: Say Anything

I'm thinking if Pedro's dog wins the dog races, maybe he should share the prize money with me because I told him the secret of how to make the dog run faster.

RE: E-Minor

It has been noted.

RE: I know we are all here for different reasons. But which one takes a big percentage overall.

Sorry I dont think I could manage that.

RE: Say Anything

The trick with greyhound racing, is to get some very hot chilli sauce. Put a generous amount of the sauce on your finger. Then, as you're pushing the dog into the starting box put your finger on the dogs bung bung. Its the only way.

RE: What's inside your mind part 29

Whats inside my mind? ...Chest potatoes.

RE: Advice on what to do once you get on this site

Step #10 Get out the handcream.

RE: Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Well at my age, I cant be too fussy really. But I dont like it when its like Charlton Heston's chin, if its got to be that way then laser is the go.

RE: Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

In between never really took off. Its either a plucked chook or an abandoned allotment.

RE: Best looking women in the world

Best looking women in the world? Australia. Specially the foreign backpackers that come here for holidays.

RE: Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

I would have told her exactly when and where the books were found, I was very proud of my achievement. But the bushes back in those days were quite impressive, and the style of photography.

RE: Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

In later life I most likely would have, but at that young age I was just really happy to find them. I thought Mum would have been more enthusiastic when I told her of my find.

RE: Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

I remember when I was a young boy, I found a whole heap of bongo mags. Back in those days, women had serious bush happening. Mother was nowhere near as impressed as I was with the whole situation, and I never worked out what happened to my books.

RE: Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Pretty much any trouble on my street, I was involved.

RE: Thought For Today!!

Thought for today- There's always tomorrow.

RE: MARATHON

5 hours of Anne of green gables, on acid.

RE: MARATHON

I am planning on having a Wilfred marathon soon.

RE: Say Anything

Yes, Thats terrible to lose lives like that.

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

I used to drink Murphy's over there, but maybe thats more of a Dublin thing I dunno. The other guys all preferred Guiness.

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

Bit like Fosters lager hey, you'd struggle to find it or anybody who drinks it here.
I thought they ticked all the boxes and more, it wouldnt normally be something I'd watch.

RE: Say Anything

I read that and thought oh no what about crocodiles. Then remembered you dont get them there.

RE: Say Anything

It looks terrible for those folks in England with the flooding. Hopefully it all settles down a bit.

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

Forgive my ignorance. But yeah I'm pretty sure it was them. seems they've had a few different line-ups and I couldnt see the guy, the show I saw maybe 1 or 2 had curly hair but all the others had the same hair.

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

Well they dont like to say when something was broadcast, so I think it is either Celtic thunder, or Celtic woman.

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

sorry all the tv guides dont go back, but I might find a link...

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

I should try to find out who it was. they looked about the right age, matching dresses, all (the women) very attractive thats for sure.

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

Actually, I watched an Irish thing the other day. I dont know who they were but they could sing and dance very well. And they were really nice, so maybe it was the Coors. The guy had one of those sideways drums with the little hand stick, and he had dark hair with a long pony tail and a fair bit of forehead. It was pretty good actually.

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

Like that Celine Dion song from Titanic? Thats lovely. Probably it would have been a good movie too, until it sank.

RE: PHOTOS PHOBIA!!

Its cool, I'll try to keep it at a steady pace.

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