JeanKimberley Forum Posts (7,499)

RE: This is my Peace page

RE: Blonde Jokes

What happens when we go to the dark side of humor?....


we get punny....


When chemists die, they barium

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.....

RE: Blonde Jokes

good enough.

RE: Blonde Jokes

Did you hear about the young blond kid at school?

His teacher told him to write a hundred-word essay on what he did during summer vacation. He wrote, "Not much" fifty times.

RE: Blonde Jokes

Luckily a nice blond haired man married his long time blond haired girlfriend.

The newly married Mr Blond came home unexpectedly and found his wife in bed with another man. Furious, he cried; "What are you doing????!"

See said Mrs Blond turning to her lover, "I told you he was stupid".

RE: Scotland Yard

I love role play!

RE: when to stop hoping?

Talk with cheap. There is often no reason to why people cheat on their partners, or why couples so dis-functional and unhappy stay together.

RE: Scotland Yard

and the lonely hearts club band?

RE: Scotland Yard

I might be trying to look up men's kilts.....

RE: when to stop hoping?

Starting over is very difficult. excerpt from the internet - The question is how to begin? Before you begin, you need to ask yourself if you are starting over with support or completely alone. And do not start over without taking an appropriate amount of time and consideration in evaluating every aspect of your life first.

the internet has an answer for everything.

RE: Scotland Yard

there are addicting.....

RE: Word of the Day

friendship - that high school reunion cruise

RE: Scotland Yard

awww, that would just be fun for me! I don't think the british police would be too happy with a gang of international CS romantic fools milling about, all starry eyed, oogling the police uniforms and saying stuff like "ohhhh, there is something about a man/ or woman in uniform. You can "arrest" me anytime big boy!.....

I think I need to update my come hither comments?

RE: Scotland Yard

what a great idea! a CS get-together hallowe'en night Scotland Yard.......

RE: TO DO List

an indoor or outdoor pizza oven?

RE: Good night all

just waking up to a Thursday morning...... Where's my COFFEE??!!!

note to self: I must train the cat to make a good cup 'a joe.

RE: Scotland Yard

It is an interesting question on how things come to be named as they are.

I like law and order type shows.

RE: TO DO List

Happy to hear it. Nothing better than snuggling into a warm bed on a cold winter's night.......


Who am I kidding? My winter here is in the 80s, with hurricane season almost over, and the end of the summer rains.

On my to do list - give the guest bedroom the once over cleaning in preparation for my new friend from Germany. I love hosting visitors to my fair city and state and home.

7 day cruise to the Caribbean booked and tickets issued Check!
Vacation time off work scheduled, Check!
Car in excellent working order to galavant about town, Check!
Food stocked in the pantry Check!
Itinerary of things to do places to see, Check!


Only thing left find a few men available to entertain my guest, although I might leave that for her to meet handle

RE: Which country is most beautiful that you have ever seen?

RE: Which country is most beautiful that you have ever seen?

Scotland! by far the most beautiful place I have visited.


America has some lovely places, and of course Canada too!

RE: Describe your life in one word

oh, one word to describe my life!....... not me.... hehehehehe..... oppps,



Lucky!

RE: Describe your life in one word

loyal



determined....


(see the pattern developing here, my way of getting around the one word to describe myself).....

RE: Describe your life in one word

kind

RE: Describe your life in one word

loyal

RE: Alter-Ego Thread

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RE: Do you believe you should live in free country ?

Freedom and a free country does not mean doing what you want with no consequences. Everything has consequences.

We LOVE rules!

RE: Alter-Ego Thread

RE: Alter-Ego Thread

Dear Buzzingbeemolly;

as I write to you, you the most enlightened "seen-it-all, know-it-all" my problem is in trying to dry the tears of one CS member...... err, one CS poster guy, not to dry the tears of his member.... but to dry the tears off... err not to tear off..... err


signed sincerely:....... Mis behavin'

RE: Alter-Ego Thread

Cool Name:

as one Nun said the to the other, where's the candle.... and the other Nun smiled and said "sure does"......

RE: Alter-Ego Thread

Quotation from the "Dear Abbey of CS"

kissing I'll show you kissing!
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