JeanKimberley Forum Posts (7,499)

RE: Ok Women You Knew This Already

The Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives: by eliminating themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chance of long-term survival. In other words, they are cautionary tales about people who kill themselves in really stupid ways, and in doing so, significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race.

These individuals carry out disastrous plans that any average pre-teen knows are the result of a really bad idea. The single-minded purpose and self-sacrifice of the winners, and the spectacular means by which they snuff themselves, make them candidates for the honor of winning a Darwin Award. The terrorist who mails a letter bomb with insufficient postage deserves to win a Darwin Award when he blows himself up opening the returned package. As does the fisherman who throws a lit stick of dynamite for his faithful golden retriever to fetch and return to him. As do the surfers who celebrate a hurricane by throwing a beachfront party and getting washed out to sea.

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards represent examples of evolution in action by showing what happens to people who are unable to cope with the basic dangers of the modern world. These ironic tales of fatal misadventure illustrate some of life's most important lessons.

RE: Ok Women You Knew This Already

You've been reading the Darwin Awards too! Yes it is conclusive proof about this, even more believable than the proof that god exists!

RE: what type of accomodation are u in currently.

I know you live in the virtual world!

RE: what type of accomodation are u in currently.

so true! I have lived in so many places..... such is a military family life.... this is the longest I have been in one place - I am in a large city but on the outskirts, in the farm land area, but not on a farm, guess it's called the suburbs, in a city near the ocean but not on the beach.... near the Keys where the Atlantic and the Gulf Coast meet...

RE: Dating & new relationships

If I can get access to run background checks, credit checks, references and any other information pre-date...... I'll do it. I just have to find those pesky NSA guys again...

RE: If Illegals break into your home......

Obviously he filed the law suit.... it's a crying shame that the veterans has to go through the whole hiring a lawyer to present him in court, take the time to go through the hassle. Hope he countersues.

RE: CS Advent Calendar 2014

did ya think to slip this into the..... yeah, the thread.....

What did you think i was going to say? :

Santa is putting coal in your stocking .....

RE: Proof of gods existence or non existence?

Would it be too politically incorrect to say, that jesus is in jail because it seems like a lot of criminals and fools get arrested, go to jail and then go before the judge to tell her (the judge) that they have been saved while in jail and will never commit a crime again. So is that proof that god, or his son exists?




although I read somewhere, sadly that he is not on the battlefield because usually when men or women are wounded on the battlefield they cry for their mothers.....

So maybe it is our mother earth cry for?

Did I go over the line?

RE: Proof of gods existence or non existence?

Oh Unicorns DO EXIST! ya just gotta be able to see the virgin next to it.

and on a sorta serious note, I think the scientist are working on this whole thing about proof because they are searching for the existence of black holes.... and by their very nature.......

RE: CS Advent Calendar 2014

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here bung, pick us! pick us!

RE: CS Advent Calendar 2014

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I think this whole let's deck the halls (and cat) with boughs of holly has gone a little too far.

RE: where do want???

I think he is in Scotland?

RE: thread contents ??

awwww sweet Daniel, especially when sporting your mermaid costume, which I am still waiting to see..... Halloween is soooooo far away.

I think it is cyclical - up and down on the sense of humor and the trends going on in our various countries, and of course the political threads and religion and philosophy threads can send some folk onto a rant or two.

I'm trying to stick to the picture threads.... and I am awaiting you to post a really fabulous discussion about life, love and joy.

I'm waiting..... also if you can do it in a Scottish accent I would be ever so grateful!

RE: Who's the more foolish; the fool or the fool who follows him?

.... and yet it worked on another...

RE: CS Advent Calendar 2014

Those reindeer have some serious dance moves!

RE: Who's the more foolish; the fool or the fool who follows him?

I'm looking for ....... (insert favorite CS poster), I followed him/her here!

RE: take a shot!!

Are your questions in your threads thought provoking enough? I will let the forum CS posters and viewers decide.

Your threads - wild west, not me, shopping list, 40-70, you welcome, get some, what you do, funky smell, black friday, to be or not..... are the latest.

Has anyone who reads the posts and never comments, read your threads and commented for the first time?

RE: US - Elizabeth Warren Speech

so did they take the provision out??????

RE: CS Advent Calendar 2014

Now, between Cuddles lyrics and this treasured song, I am ready to brave the malls in Miami - first on the list..... a special present..... for......



ME! new software so I can post, post, post photos in Kbs Advent Thread....

RE: Post a picture from where you live

you are right, it does appear with the play on shadows, light and dark -

what's with the mist there in Saudi - is it like that in the morning or is it the camera?

RE: If Illegals break into your home......

I don't know, I think you might be able to sue them if, and its a big if they are convicted in the case.

RE: wild west !!

then they have succeeded - it's a hot mess.

RE: Would you give up a relationship for your dog?

ah at last a little sage advice in an otherwise flippant comment thread!

RE: CS Advent Calendar 2014

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KB - this is loverly!

RE: Would you give up a relationship for your dog?

A dog gives unconditional love.... and is very obedient, which is more than I can say for the men I have dated over the years..... except my dog, Biscuit, who just laughed when I commanded him to sit, stay or fetch.....

RE: If Illegals break into your home......

A 90-year-old body-building, World War Two veteran who was shot in the face during a home invasion is being sued by the alleged burglar for firing back.
Former Greenbrae deputy sheriff Jay Leone is accused of 'negligently shooting' 31-year-old Samuel Cutrufelli three times and causing him 'great bodily injury' as the older man defended his own home.
Filing his claim yesterday in California, Cutrufelli, who is currently being tried for two counts of attempted murder against Leone, said that the injuries caused led to his financial ruin, the loss of his his home and the eventual dissolution of his marriage.


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That is the thing - you can sue anyone anywhere in a court of law that doesn't mean it won't be thrown out and then you can be sued for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

RE: Proof of gods existence or non existence?

or the once in a blue moon...

RE: Proof of gods existence or non existence?

sorry to hear.... me here in tropical Florida braving a cold snap of 60 degrees.... chilling and wearing a sweater.....



and dancing to a full moon? waxing moon? waning moon?

RE: wild west !!

I find it a little odd, in the general abstract concept - that this is not a discussion about guns on the streets of America.

Nationwide - I wonder how many encounters police face everyday where guns are involved? Add domestic violence and guns, include mental illness and guns and then just idiots and guns....

It might well be as the thread theme suggests - the wild west.

RE: RECENT ONLINE-DATING SURVEY REVEALED THIS TO BE THE MOST FEARED!!!,,,

in seriousness, it is amazing where killers stalk their victims - the internet boasts tons of examples, and other sites likes craigslist etc.

It's amazing what the police can now do, when allowed by law to collect on the new technology, even some gps type devises to keep tabs on us.

we just have to stay safe by doing a little research on our possible datee