RE: As William Shakespear once wrote

better a witty fool than a foolish wit.....


spoken by the knitting wit or..... is that the nitwit? blushing

RE: I really know how to pick 'em...

don't you think tho, it is better to find out right away if someone is bad relationship news. It's like really liking a guy and find out he is married and cheating on his wife, or a wife on a husband......

it is sooooooo much worse when you invest emotional time into the relationship and then find out.

Someone who is a druggie, and is so dysfunctional as to become homeless because of it... well it's much better to find out now.


I find that Someone who is so in love with drugs and or alcohol, they are actually married to the stuff and any relationship they form with a real human, it will be always like they are cheating -

It is a destructive situation.... unless you are addicted too.

RE: How do you get married but not take the others last name ?

I think you put in on the marriage certificate, and also make you sure you don't change your drivers license etc, etc.

The how is through legal channels.....
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RE: Why? little feet when born, put on their certificate of birth?

Just wait until we get the barcode or chip embedded under the skin......

RE: Word to Live By - Part 3

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When my friend said she was seeing some "dog" with a checkered past... I thought she was talking about her boyfriend.....

then I saw the photo. giggle

RE: nuclear talk iran and 5+!

ok my american two-cents worth - It was and is important to have anther approach to conflict, and the agreement and talks moves the world forward.

However, Sagittarius - it is only your opinion about what Israel governments wants or doesn't want, and if and who makes problems.

It is hard to move forward into peace and democracy when we hold on to the past. History is there to teach us about what does and does not work. So far the past has given us what doesn't work. And making a case that Israel is "good" or "bad" does not work. Iran needs to become more introspective and figure out ways to prosper for all it's people. Ensuring all people are able to go about their business, peacefully, ensure clean water, crops in abundance, healthy education children and adults, safe places to worship in peace and harmony with all their neighbors, useful industries competing on the world stage, good roads and infrastructure , ... when all of the people thrive....

Concentrate on that.

RE: Being Honest

Although for some men, a pregnant women, especially their woman is the most beautiful vision for their eyes.

You, of course might think a pregnant woman looks like a cow.... but maybe not.

RE: Being Honest

It made me laugh again when you put in brackets..... (crap....) as in diarrhea giggle

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RE: Are men from Mars and women from Venus?

conversing

I think we are all from earth.... but maybe I better check the latest updated information from Dedovix

RE: Being Honest

It's difficult for me, especially if I have constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth/ keyboard. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Being Honest

You are both making statements under the banner of "honesty"

Perhaps the better approach in my opinion is to stick to the facts rather than play with the definition of honesty.

It is good I hear to be candid and succinct!

I don't believe that honest is necessary in every circumstance - in certain times it is best to remain silent and wait for your lawyer to show up. laugh

RE: Being Honest

true

on the other side - there is such a thing as honest to one person, and opinionated and wrong on the other.....

The truth is out there.

RE: Krazy Kilts

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It's fine with the length as long as you wear it - Florida beach style.

RE: Krazy Kilts

Indeed! and you might have to change your profile pics to sporting a kilt .... lips

RE: Election 2016

thumbs up

wow oh never that -

I heard on the news or political commentary that for the Republican primaries only the radical right winged Republicans vote for the Presidential nominee - so of course you get these ultra conservative President types.

Perhaps our government is really run by confusing rules - so that no one is satisfied

RE: Election 2016

ah! Rocky Bullwinkle! idea or Martin Sheen! devil

RE: Krazy Kilts

This is my once a day visit thread..... smitten

RE: Election 2016

RE: Election 2016

playball well its all a bowl of crap, since most Americans for example don't vote... it's really such a same too - because they are the first to complain.

Elections are not just about the big Presidential one - the more important ones are the local ones, the ones that affect your daily life, the one where the local mayor, sheriff, commissions etc can make or break a city, town, village by adding policies that either make your life better or more miserable.

Either way, we always get what we vote for.

RE: ALL AMERICANS MICROCHIPPED BY 2017 ,, ARE YOU READY ?

rolling on the floor laughing and who says it will be the government? laugh and I know nobody cares to look for me.

RE: Any witty people on here ??? Dying species as it seems ;-)

I have a friend who used to be very insecure. Always worried she wasn't pretty enough, or nice enough. Then that stopped, she became confident. I asked; "what changed?"

She said, I got to a certain bar/pub over on Second Street. You go to a pub for confidence? I couldn't believe it until she told me the whole story.

So this lady friend of mine walks into a bar. The place is completely empty except for the bartender and herself. She perches on the bar stool and orders a simple beer, on tap. The bartender puts a dish of peanuts on the bar and tells her he'll be right back he has to change out the beer dispenser. He leaves.

She is all alone in the bar, sipping her beer and eating some peanuts when she hears a voice say - love shoes.

she looks around trying to figure out where the voice is coming from. The bartender is in the back - it wasn't him. Again she hears - that dress really brings out the blue in your eyes.

It unnerves her a bit - she can't figure out who is talking. Finally the bartender comes back.

She exclaims, who is in the bar, was it a microphone pipped in, where they watch on tv monitor? So what did the voices say, asks the bartender.

They said my shoes and my dress were nice.

Ah says the bartender - that's because the peanuts are complementary! idea

RE: how healthy are we?

I hope you get a chance to feel better - comfort

RE: how healthy are we?

Define physical and mental health please! popcorn

RE: ALL AMERICANS MICROCHIPPED BY 2017 ,, ARE YOU READY ?

NBC is a corporation entertainment business - not one of these so called "news" entities really carry news - only information to sell us stuff - or ideas.

the US has been microchipping some pets for years and here's the problem - different companies and different microchips, different equipment to read the microchip - and people don't update the information about the chip information when they move, or the pet dies.... it's just as likely to happen with microchipping humans.

We are in the age of information - so we humans will figure it out. Do you think that they will ever find that plane?

RE: Word to Live By - Part 3

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Sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our perceived vanities

RE: US Debt and Obesity

I see it too - however don't you think that at some point businesses could be forced to take out the fat producing ingredients (chemicals and food additives) out of their products. So the average person doesn't have to sacrifice convenience over health. In Europe they ban half the stuff that American companies put into our food source.

But when we get eat badly, get fat we consume more - diet business is a billions of dollars industry - and so consumption is high. The deficit or US government debt is separate from our own personal spending debt.

RE: I love animals more than humans. Is anything wrong with me?

popcorn one might have nothing to do with the other.......

There might be something wrong with you.... only you know the answer to that.... rolling on the floor laughing

Pets give us unconditional love, and it's a good thing. I know a lot of folks that have nothing wrong with them and they love animals more than humans. and I know a few folk that well, have a LOT wrong with them and they love animals more than humans....

Animals tho can be owned.... humans cannot.... (or that's the prevailing theory).

RE: US Debt and Obesity

RE: US Debt and Obesity

on a serious note: I don't think the Affordable Care Act really has anything to do with this epidemic.

Corporations running amok, processed foods with too much sugar, salt and fat as well as PBAs, drug companies - these are things that created our culture which has lead to unhealthy lifestyles.

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Supersize me really was a candid look at fast-food or convenience food - and no matter what any company, expert, or PR person says they are not in the business to care about our health - it is all about selling us stuff. And peeps get all pissy when government tries to intervene and stop the corporations or businesses from adding all that yummy (but dangerous) ingredients into their products.

Just like the tobacco companies that deliberately increased the additive substance into their ciggies and then blamed the consumer for not being able to quite.

same thing here.

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