Every day we are faced with choices! How do we know which choices are the correct ones?
How do you make choices? If you make a bad one, how do you correct it?
How do you define music? What does music mean to you?
I ran across these and thought I would share! Enjoy!
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father.
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go on a trip right now."
In church I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just have to share it with you:
"Dear Lord, This has been a tough four to five years. You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze. My favorite musician Michael Jackson. My favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse. My favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor. My favorite singer Whitney Houston. And now my favorite author Tom Clancy! I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Amen"
A little guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink for about a half-hour. A big trouble making truck driver comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
ROMANCE
> >> An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling
> >> asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
> >>
> >> She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.."
> >> Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get
> >> back to sleep.
> >>
> >> A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.."
> >>
> >> Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and
> >> settled down to sleep.
> >>
> >> Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."
> >>
> >> Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
> >>
> >> "Where are you going?" she asked..
> >>
> >> "To get my teeth!"
One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police.
The girls decided to go up 3 different trees and hide.
The brunette hid in the apple tree. The redhead hid in the lemon tree, and the blonde hid in the oak tree.
The policeman went to the apple tree and said, “Is there anyone up there?"
The brunette went, "meow"
The policeman said to himself, "Oh, its just a cat stuck up in a tree!"
Then he went over to the lemon tree and said, "Is there anyone up there?"
The redhead went, "bark bark"
The policeman said to himself, "Oh, its just a dog stuck up in a tree!"
Then he went over to the oak tree and said, "Is there anyone up there?"
The Blonde went, "Acorn, acorn!"
A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together....
After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend...
Her boyfriend says: Honey whats wrong
The Blonde says: I'm trying to put this puzzle together but I can't do it.
Her boyfriend says: Well look at the picture in the front and tell me what it looks like.
The blonde says: Okay... well the background is blue and there is a tiger on it.
Her boyfriend says: Honey... put the cornflakes back in the box.
I just read a blog from a friend/s here who are suffering from various types of winter infections! I WANT TO HELP! Yeah, it is winter and all of the crap that comes with it! Everyone seems to have some kind of cold or something! I would like to share a remedy that I use every year when I come down with a cold or ...whatever! I don't run to the doctor to get a "magical cure". I heal myself! So for the people who want to cure themselves, I will give you something that I have shared with many friends and it works for them! Here is what I use:
2000 mg vitamin C x 4 times per day.
50 mg zinc x 1 per day
400 mg echinacea x 1 per day.
Sore throat: gargle hydrogen peroxide as needed. Do not swallow. You might add a little mouth wash to kill the flavor!
Spray 3 or 4 squirts of eucalyptus oil into a handkerchief and breathe into your nose and mouth as often as needed. Keep the handkerchief in a zip lock bag and carry with you. You can spray your pillow cases so that you can breathe it all night long. It will heal the sinuses and congestion in the chest.
In hot water, put honey and lemon juice and drink. Soothes the throat.
Lastly, eat raw garlic! Easy to eat with applesauce. It kills bacterial and viral infections! (of course you won't have a lot of friends, lol)
I hope this will help some of my friends out there who are suffering with infections!
A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the
tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave
Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's
face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He
then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at
him.
The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone in the
bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in
silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my
face?"
There were a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was
plainly to afraid to speak.
Then, one old Norwegian named Ole
tentatively raised his hand without looking up and said,
"My wife got a pretty good look at ya."
I wonder why CS removed my Andre Rieu music video that I posted yesterday?
Anyone have any thoughts on this?
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