Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?
Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Sooner or later doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a s in it?
Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If you throw your pet cat out the window of your car does it become cat litter?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
How did a fool and his money get together?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?
Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? ,
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same?
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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