breadcrumb Gentlejim Blog
ConnectingSingles® Toggle navigation menu
Home
Search
Advanced Search Quick Search Username Search Site Search Browse by Location More Searches...
Lists
Online Now New Members Photo Gallery Local Members My Favorites More Lists...
My Matches Meet Me
My Profile
View Profile Edit Profile Edit Settings Upload Photos My Account (more edits)
Inbox
Mail Inbox Mail Outbox Likes eCards Inbox Who's Viewed Me Who's Favorited Me My Favorites Blocked List Block Settings Compose a Message Compose a Like Compose an eCard
Articles Forums Blogs Polls Poems Videos Music Movies Books Recipes eCards Quizzes
Sitemap
Login Join Now, it's FREE
Articles Blogs Forums Polls Poems Recipes eCards Games Puzzles Videos Music Movies Books Quizzes
More
Profile Reviews Shopping Groups Group Forums Tags Singles Events Venues Vlogs Top 10 Lists Top 100
  1. All Blogs
  2. Gentlejim Profile
  3. Gentlejim Blogs

GentlejimGentlejim Blog (705)

4,176 Blog Comments705 Blog705 Blogs96 Forums26 Quizzes7 Threads

Has anyone heard from Ashlander?

Haven't seen her on the blogs for months! She use to be on pretty much every day! Wrote good blogs and comments!thumbs up

If anyone has her CS address or phone number, could you pass it on to me?

Thanks!
Post Comment

Civilization in 2018- this is 'priceless' !!!

? Our Phones - Wireless
? Cooking - Fireless
? Cars - Keyless
? Food - Fatless
? Tires -Tubeless
? Dress - Sleeveless
? Youth - Jobless
? Leaders - Shameless
? Relationships - Meaningless
? Attitudes - Careless
? Babies - Fatherless
? Feelings - Heartless
? Education - Valueless
? Children – Mannerless

We are-SPEECHLESS,
Our Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
I'm scared – Shitless
Post Comment

Ace and Priscilla

Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.



The old man would shout:

"When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"



Neighbors feared him. The old Ace liked the fact that he was feared.



He died at the ripe old age of 98.



After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked:



"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"



Priscilla said,


"Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...


Knowing him, he won't ask for directions." rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Post Comment

COW HIT BY A LIMO

>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."

>>> So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, “You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."

>>> Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.
>>> The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.

>>> Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
>>>
>>> Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Post Comment

Statements From Democrats

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." ~Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.." ~John F. Kennedy


Great Orators of the Democrat Party - RECENT:

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' ~William Jefferson Clinton

"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~John Edwards

"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi). ~Hillary Clinton

"I invented the Internet." ~Al Gore

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children." ~Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats." ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary." ~Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is." ~Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted1998)

"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!" ~Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010 )

(As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.")

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht ... "Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drillin'."


AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL BUNCH IS.......

"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump's gonna get us into a war." ~ Maxine Waters........2017confused
Post Comment

Billy Graham

I guess most of you know by now that the Rev. Billy Graham passed away this morning, Wed., Feb. 21, at his home in North Carolina, USA. Mr Graham was a man that God used to spread the good news of salvation thru His son the Lord Jesus Christ! Never met him personally but heard him preach many times! Wonderful preacher!

Mr Graham, may you rest in peace with God in heaven!thumbs up
Post Comment

Fish & Chips Monastery

A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, however he is invited inside for "Fish and Chips" for lunch.

After lunch he exclaimed that this was the most delicious fish and chips he had ever eaten. Seeing a chef emerge from the kitchen, he raced over and said, "Are you the Fish Friar?

To which the reply was, "No, I am the Chip Monk."

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Post Comment

SAYINGS

LOVE BIG, play HARD & eat DESSERT!

SAVOR the simple THINGS and DON'T WORRY about THE REST!

Choose TODAY to BE AMAZING!





Each MORNING is a NEW OPPORTUNITY to SHINE, a CHANCE to GIVE the PAST a KICK in the PANTS & THE FUTURE a BEARHUG!applause
Post Comment

Happiness

Happiness is like a butterfly,
the more you chase it, the more it will elude you.
If you capture it against it's will, you will kill it.
But if you set your mind on other things, it might just come and sit gently on your shoulder.
Post Comment

Today Feb. 9, is, Happy National Pizza Day

What is The World's Largest Pizza Chain With Over 16,000 Locations Worldwide?

Pizza Hut is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, and is the world’s largest pizza company with nearly 16,000 restaurants in more than 86 countries and territories worldwide. Pizza Hut was founded in June 1958 by two Wichita State University students, brothers Dan and Frank Carney, as a single location in Wichita, Kansas. The brothers borrowed $600 from their mother and opened a pizza restaurant catering to students after a local real estate agent with an unrented building convinced them that pizza would be a promising business. By 1977, Pizza Hut had grown to 4,000 outlets and the brothers decided to sell the business to PepsiCo for over $300 million. Frank remained the president and a board member of Pizza Hut until 1980.

Let's all enjoy pizza today!yay applause cheers
Post Comment

Super Bowl Tickets!

I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a $400.00 bar tab and a pass to the winners locker room after the game. What he didn't realize, when he bought them last year, was that it's on the same day as his wedding.



If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at St. Paul's Church at 3 p.m. Her name is Monica. She's 5'4", about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and hunt and will clean your truck. She'll be the one in the white dress.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Post Comment

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store laugh laugh
Post Comment

This is a list of Gentlejim's Blogs. Click here for Gentlejim's Blog List

back to top

About

Support

Follow Us

©Copyright 2001-2024 ConnectingSingles.com, All Rights Reserved

ConnectingSingles® is a registered trademark of Connecting Singles, Inc.

Back to Top
We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here