The Female Anatomy
I’m not very clued up on the female anatomy and I need some help to clarify two female terms.
Some time ago there was a shoot-out between the police and would-be bank robbers in town. A female police office was wounded. The newspaper reported on her condition, and I quote: “She is in intensive care but the bullet has not been removed from her yet.” The next day the paper did a follow up on her condition. I quote again: “She is in a stable condition and the bullet has been removed from her now.”
This confused me. The two statements seem to contradict each other. Why did they remove the bullet from her NOW if she was shot in her YET?
I called the reporter on the day that the first report was published and asked her where a woman’s YET is located. She probably suffered from PMS because she hanged the phone up on me. Women!
I did not see my way open to call her again the next day when she did the second report.
But being bright as I am, I solved half the mystery by logic deduction. I reasoned that if she was shot in her YET, the bullet had to go through it to embed itself in her NOW. From this I derived that these two organs or body parts must be in close proximity to each other and, as I don’t have such organs, I can only assume that it must be female organs or at least something hidden under her dress.
But I still don’t know where is a woman’s YET or her NOW. If somebody can enlighten me, I’d be very grateful.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Comments (54)
What a way to die!
Specially out here.
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Eishh, this is a touch world for men.
You had me stumped.....
Then Molly refreshed my anatomy memory...
What she said....
Thank Molly
That is exactly why I don't want to venture there yet.
As for the Cork woman she's got a lot more brain than she looks.
She's in fact in Spain now getting a tan and selling copies of her map..in Spanish..to educate the spaniards.
I always thought the Spanish and the French were the great lovers.
I read in Xaviera Hollander's book that the French are lousy lovers, if not a bit smelly too, and now the Spaniards need maps!
ah, the color. Yep, I will have to write it down. I'm very forgetful these days. I will have to make a plan in the dark too. It is not always light enough around here.
phone is part of their anatomy now.
That one is a bit deep for me. I don't catch it.
Will do!
I did not know they can talk. Probably just to themselves.