Gender Equality
Can I tell you ladies a little secret? You had it all along and did not even know it. Have you noticed how few men will still offer their seats to a lady on a full bus or a train these days? Some people may interpret it as bad manners but that’s not true. They are merely acknowledging your equal status. Beware of those who offer their seats; they are the chauvinists who still think that they are superior to women.
If you still feel that you’re being dealt short, maybe we should change genders for a while but please not while you are pregnant or menstruating; that would be unfair.
So while you are me and I am you, see that you shave every morning… and every night before you come to bed. Your beard scratches me. I’M NOT UPSET!!! Brother, am I going to enjoy yelling at you, and my colleagues, and everybody else without having to apologize? This PMS thing is such a handy thingymabob.
Not now; the children will hear us.
I see the lawn also needs mowing… and fix that bloody gutter that you have been nagging me about for the last six months. And I’m not crying; I’m pissing through my eyes.
NOT NOW; I have headache.
No, I’m not done yet; see that you come home straight from work and this Bingo business on Wednesday nights is bullshìt. PUT THAT TOILET SEAT DOWN!!! Are you listening to me? I’m talking to you. You don’t love me anymore; When last did you give me
? I’m going back to my mother. 
Not now; I’m tired.
Then I did not even explore other possibilities like s*xual harassment when I don't like somebody. Boy, I’m going to have a ball. But then it probably won’t last for much longer before you’re going to insist on swapping back because you have discovered that it is not that easy to be a man
Not now. I’m … eh… eh… I don’t know what... but not now.
So, if you ladies want to be on top, be my guest and get on with it. It’s less work for us at the bottom. Oh shìt, last night while I was you, I forgot to take your pill.
Well my dear, do you still want gender equality? Of course you can have it but you will not be very smart to accept it. I would never surrender the upper hand if I had it.
I'll see ya as soon as it's safe again.
Comments (74)
You should not laugh about it. This is s e r i o u s. And it's not easy to imitate a woman.
True, I think they cannot take a joke.
In many countries it is illegal for a man to dress like a woman but in none of those countries it is illegal for a woman to dress like a man. Not that I want to dress like a woman but is that fair?
forget about it; she's not getting the car.
What optimism!
Yes, I suppose you can, but once we've swapped I can change it right back. We're heading for a draw by repetition so we may as well settle this out of court.
Good one Catfoot,
I cannot think of any reason. I mean it is not as if we're trying to preserve the contents.
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
But what ever makes them happy, right
OK women don't get mad just playing here
OK, another stalemate.
By the way; you mentioned last night that key finders no longer need a wolf whistle. Can I assume that they can be remotely triggered by a PC or a phone?:
Yes, we have them but I never buy on line. It takes the fun out of shopping. I just did a quick google and found many of these gadgets all over . I'll work through it later to see what I like. And thanks again for your trouble.
Yes, we saluted them as well but I cannot recall that this was a military ordinance. I think it was more hearsay; like the 'min dae' salute. You know, some guys even saluted a woman pushing a baby in a pram (perambulator)
that was closer to the truth than what you may have thought.
We actually have a store in town called BiMart.
Bi-Mart or Wall-Mart; what does it matter? As long as I can go in to shop I don't care.
It would seem that Molly is frightfully well informed
I think it is pretty simple really. If a women wants gender equality, find a man who knows how to give out respect. These women want a bad boy and expect to get treated right.
I would seem that some woman need that 'excitement' in their lives. I've seen in so many times that a woman comes out of an abusive relationship or marriage, straight into another bad relationship. It is as if they are attracted to the bad ones.
I think it is pretty simple really. If a women wants gender equality, find a man who knows how to give out respect. These women want a bad boy and expect to get treated right. hmmm
Now Johnny, who are these women you are talking about?
You think he had specific women in mind?
And it's true, some women seem to make the most peculiar choices and then can never understand why they always end up with the ruffians and yet, the next one will be the same.
I would see a woman and know she is a cold/mean/selfish/crazy (take your pick) woman, and yet men go for them.
I know their lives will be hell, and they always are, but they still do it
Most females, can still pick up things at a old age. Any age! But many men's at any age will say!
Woman do pick up heavy things mostly daily! Hail, sometimes they pick a car up in the air. With one hand. It's apart of being a female/ lady.
Now! Can you do that?.....
of course, we cannot exclude males. In some ways we are all the same when the chemistry is at work. Then we see only what we want to see. Only moonlight and roses; no thorns.
Yes, it is true that men deteriorate faster than women because we perform more physical labor all our lives long and not only on the odd occasion. I'm not saying that women don't work hard (the blog is just a joke) or that they have it easier; it is just different work they perform, less straining on the joints. We literally work ourselves to death and we seldom complain about it. We see it as our job.
No girlfriend/wife of mine will carry anything heavy while I'm around. That is why she must not expect me to bear babies, I'm not equipped for that, but i can make her life easier in many other ways.
And remember, she will only bear a few children in a lifetime while we are in labor all our lives.
And you're not suppose to yell at me, It is my turn.
You can do all those things; who is stopping you? If some guy is preventing you he is just a bit over-protective. You should appreciate him.
Oops! I Forgot To Ask You.
Can You Pick A Car Up In The Air With One Hand?!
We Females Can! And This Is No Joke. Lol....