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Joke of the dayHeard from a redneck comedian last night; "Women were meant to do the cooking. Heck, god gave them milk & eggs for starters. Those are ingredients...

Fauci's 'suggestion' to go enjoy golf for someToday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over “It’s in the b...

some old sayings my dad use to say...Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I...

Grey hair...I have a female cousin who is the same age as me. Our birthdays are a week apart. She's in New Jersey and rarely do we communicate. Different priorit...

Some Norm Peterson quotes from CheersHow's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Pete...

I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. He checked me over completely and told me I was doing well except for one thing! He told me to exercise more! R...

I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous...

MadnessI don't think there is or there should be anything call madness. No one is mad. The madness is, there is a helluva thing called NORMAL we all can't...

Darn It, I OversleptIm late for my nap...

A new one, hot off the press - Rally Stimulus Checks !Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally By Andy Borowitz June 23, 2020 WA...

How To Wrap A Present...

Christmas HangoverSo how's everybody here? What did I miss ? What did I miss here? I'm having a quiet time here...alone at home now, don't feel like seeing or talkin...

My online seesaw relationship.... ...............Which was more an on and off relationship A seesaw realationship Yet I stayed on too see how low can o...

A man walks into a barA man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anythin...

lolOne winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must par...

I drink too much ...Woke up this morning with the hangover from hell and a vague memory of kissing a camel who turned into the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. Bit of a relie...

Life's Demerit System...In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do somet...

Joanne and the milkmanJoanne read in Vogue magazine that a milk bath does wonders for your skin. So she wrote a note asking the milkman to leave 100 bottles of milk for he...

lolA soldier ran up to a nun out of breath and asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt?" I'll explain later, the nun agreed... A moment later 2 mil...

jokes...................Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly,...

LOVE/PEACE Offering BlogI'd like to leave all the bad events and bad feelings behind with year 2015. I only want to take positive things with me when 2016 finally arrives....

jokes..........Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never ac...

Smile :)The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple...

Moving to ChicagoBob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in f...

Diary of a Demented Snow ShovelerDecember 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching...

Older Women(I LOVE THIS!) SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND C...

When/How Does $ Affect/Influence Your RelationshipMoney plays a very important role in a relationship. I'm sure many won't date someone who is jobless and financially in trouble. Many will go for so...

lolThe beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients...

Mad Hatter's Tea PartyThe table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: 'No room! No room!' they cried out when they saw Alice coming....

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:No offense to anyone here! "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have...

BEST PLACE TO BECS bloggers never seas to amaze me and never seas to give me a good laugh, i just love this community best ever. ever since i have discov...

missing the contestswe all use to host on here....to try to get to a hundred responses or more.....ok...how about some of the dumbest words u have heard...ok i shall begi...

Ha Ha Ha"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you l...