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Ever wondered why no one wrote or made a movie about Cinderella after she got married ...they lived happily ever after??? my arss ...

Would you like to know what really Happened -???

She was a Witch who loved to party all night ,stilettos, lingerie ,Sado-Maso ,...Her poor Prince had no chance , he died miserably after the wedding night ...
The End

no wonder no one told you about it

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol



Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.

*This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.*


*What's the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?*


*Here's her story in her own words:*


“While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in ‘The Villages’ with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.”


“If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!”


“Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible, and his life insurance was a real big bonus!”

This particular story just made me laugh.
Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day.


Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc.

The kitty would not come down.

The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.

That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten.

So he prayed, 'Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,' and went on about his business. A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food.

This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, 'Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?' She replied, 'You won't believe this,' and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, 'Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it...'

She told the pastor, 'I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her.'

Lesson learned:

Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor.

CS bloggers never seas to amaze me and never seas to give me a good laugh,

i just love this community best ever.

ever since i have discovered this site on my many voyages like






CHRISTIAN COLUMBUS
OR IS IT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS?


i have been having a real good time




THANK YOU CS COMMUNITY

Happy birthday to a very nice lady!!!! May you have a wonderful day and many more birthdays!!!

Then there are those





Scary part is that they are allowed to BREED !!!


Have a great Weekend

..recently the blogs are boring, and negative. Now i've seen that some have wondered why, mostly women, don't like adding a profile photo, they may want to be hiding.

So, here's a compromise..post a photo of you but with your face covered with something.

This applies to you guys, lets have a laugh this week and see what you can come up with on your face.

See mine is shaving foam..what can you surprise us with, anyone not playing will be considered, boring old and miserable.

happy blogging.

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." ~Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.." ~John F. Kennedy


Great Orators of the Democrat Party - RECENT:

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' ~William Jefferson Clinton

"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~John Edwards

"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi). ~Hillary Clinton

"I invented the Internet." ~Al Gore

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children." ~Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats." ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary." ~Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is." ~Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted1998)

"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!" ~Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010 )

(As one Doctor said: "That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.")

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht ... "Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drillin'."


AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL BUNCH IS.......

"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump's gonna get us into a war." ~ Maxine Waters........2017

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And when I am finished you will be weak for days.
All my love
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!