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Classic American comedy...Carol Burnett...one of the best episodes I have watched...Went With The Wind...a very funny skit...any comments or thoughts...

Yep.

All your Christmas expenses,
no matter how much.

Trump is going to have Mexico pay for them.

Whew, what a relief.

A Ghost of Festivus Past. Time to see some familiar faces - & remember some we've not seen in awhile. Or old faces with new names.

Whatever.
Happy Festivus '19, y'all

Yep. December 23. Festivus -

The most irreverent of celebrations - and the fastest growing Holiday in the Western Hemisphere.

Time to set up the bare aluminum Festivus Pole!
(Remember - tinsel is distracting. ).

Cook up your spaghetti! Or meatloaf! Or...whatever!

Pump up for the Feats Of Strength!

Make out your list for the Airing Of Grievances!
(Some of us have been rushing the season on this, haven't we? Yeah! I think we have. )

And remember - It doesn't end 'til the head of the house has been forcibly pinned to the ground!

HAPPY FESTIVUS, Y'ALL!!!


And may we all receive our special Festivus Miracle, Every One!

Today, the weather is terrible where I live! It has been snowing and blowing since late last night! Blizzard conditions with major whiteouts! Cannot drive any place because of the whiteouts and drifting snow!

It is a "balmy" 12 degrees F outside.





Oh sunshine, oh sunshine, where are thou?


What is the weather like where you are?

Have a nice weekend

My neighbor is all upset, just because his lovely 26 year old daughter
sun bathes in the nude in their back yard.

Personally, I don't think it's that big a deal.
In fact, one could say, that I'm actually on the fence about it.

A submicroscopic infectious agent that replicates only inside the living cells of an organism has knocked Topic Trump off the blogs to the oblivion.

I don't know how Trump is feeling about his popularity been beaten by a virus in an election year.

But my vote goes for Trump blogs over the Virus.

Now please wash your hands and and type Trump if you don't agree with me.

I'll wager you are all familiar with the acronym TDS. That stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome. It started right after Hillary lost the presidential election to Trump, despite having the popular vote. Question any part of the election and you are pinned with the badge of TDS.

Conservatives pull that up an anyone who disputes the election.

However... there exists another TDS that is exceeding the first TDS.
Yes, hard to believe... it's already in epidemic proportion on the blogs section of Connecting Singles.

Bring up anything negative about Trump and you are met with resistance from those who are affected by the TDS.

Talk about nepotism in the White House where he hires family members who have no experience in the positions they hold and BAM! the TDS is showing.
Talk about his businesses in foreign countries he ran during his presidency and BAM! the TDS is showing.
Talk about shady deals his attorney secured and BAM! the TDS is showing.

What you say?
Yes, this TDS is the Trump Defense Syndrome.

I'm thinking the same voting machines were used on Trump/Biden as Trump/Clinton election. Hmmm...

One caveman overheard talking to another caveman "Trump won, good machines. Trump lost, bad machines"



Let's face it, It's the TDS-20 and there is no vaccine.

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