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and to the republic for which it stands...and to uphold all of its blogging rules and regulations...so help me God.


Have you ever tried to leave this strange, weird, wonderful Blogland? For how long?

I did, many times but I can't seem to stay away for so long. I told myself yesterday that I will make a complete break from here so I can do some spring cleaning and find a new hobby and spend more time with real friends

After a long call from our Angel here and reading a blog from dear Johnny, how am I supposed to turn my back from all these sweet caring friends here? I might never meet them or any of you but you all have became a part of my life. Your blogs have put big smile on my face and brighten many of my boring days and because of that, as long as I'm breathing and have good internet connection, I will keep on blogging and continue to make others smile with my crazy, naughty, stupidly funny blogs.

Thank you CS for creating this wonderful Blogland for us lonely, bored, strange, wonderful and lovable singles all over the world.

As per Zman's request, let's raise the CS Bloggers' Flag onCe again



Standing for TRUTH, REALITY and FREEDOM OF SPEECH

I just had a thought ...what if there was an emoticon associated with the most obvious attributes of bloggers here...what would yours or others be? ...

Remember, THIS IS ALL JESTIN' FUN, so don't get ...and read with a in hand!

I'll start with 'Nam (I always think of Vietnam, lol! but this is clearly his emoticon) - - his posts are always coming from another world. But watch out, he also is a !

For LindsyJones, its her beautiful mind: - so we have the ...Jac the Ripper (is that right?) would also qualify for this emote - very intelligent ladies! - though a bit controversial!

For our Robert787, it goes without saying: or maybe but often because of his hilarity and jokes!

Next, darling Wallops! Always an (This is also AngelPepper), or maybe they should have this because they have a heart for everyone! (btw, I think AngelPepper is a great name for Angie, she does have that pepper in her cap!) ;)

Speaking of caps, Capricorn has a horn on her head - wait - no, its a cap - full of whiskey! She always brings a lot of fun... !

For Socrates: Hmmm, Socrates have you met Lindsyjones?

SistaCalle Well, its gotta be And some of us appreciate it!

On the same vein, the wonderful heavenly Keyes
and Serendipty (or serenity, or serendevous!) bring us light!

Can't forget JohnnySparton with his odd blogs that we cannot mention- (you've had too many jack daniels, Johnny!...)

Then bringing in the eats, its Dreamcatcher - famous for her tempting that no one can ! ;)

LouLou77 - is simply because she brings a lot to ponder!

NoZeal: is ... as always!

Oh, there's Usha123: Does she always have to look gorgeous? okay, then ! With all the men who love her ;)

Which reminds me of Crazyheart - don't let your heart get away !

And that brings Ian - (the w*nk*r).. (so said CH!) ;)

Last but not least, for Jarred: no comments allowed!

Anyone else?

It is simply not fair dear bloggers of Blogland. I have been accused of the worstest est est crime. Never..yes Never being able to stick to a single topic in conversation. Hopping all over the place. I mean if pigs could fly surely horses would follow. And then why hate Mondays so bursting with possibilities. So what is wrong with having 3 nipples anyway? Everyone is beautiful right? The fiscal policy affects us all. And migrating birds create a gorgeously patterned sky

Bringing me to my final conclusion...

I should eat less lettuce

Me? Drift off topic? Stuff & nonsense

Giggle

Okay, a man named Anthony Dream Johnson is on a mission to MAKE WOMEN GREAT AGAIN, along with some other men. Of course in America at a price tag of US$.2000.00 to attend his conference.

I don't believe that a man has to tell me how great or not I am nor how to be great. (Unless he is my father)

Funny enough they boast their advice will lead to a woman’s ability to have unlimited babies and learn how to be the “ultimate wife,” rather than a f*#@ buddy.

Please don't tell me that we have to go back to being barefoot and pregnant again.

I have passed that age.

High heeled and naked is all you can expect from me. I ain't wife material either.

Put on an apron Dream Johnson. I teach you some slicing and dicing. Even a condom.

Let's play a game. Would you rather have lunch with Adolf Hitler (when he was alive) or eat navel cheese?


I think sitting across from Adolf would give me bigger Heebie jeebies than eating navel cheese. You?

To Make You Happy?

I've noticed that many bloggers are online and yet the Blog Land is too too quiet

Is there a new tab or section or corner here that's probably more fun than the blogs? Last time I was hoping they would add a TROLL section at the top but it didn't happened yet

Come on, bloggers let's bring some fun and make this place lively and happy again We're here for free, you know!

Being ginger is a bit like being a vampire. You can't go out in sun. You can't see yourself in a mirror, at least until you have painted on some features.



Plus people are a bit afraid of you - that temper - not to mention those rumours about s*xual appetite

But turns out to be worth it after all! the fact that I am as fit as a flea, can trot up stairs, outwalk the dog, misbehave very enjoyably and have no aches, pains, twinges or arthritis, is thanks to the ginger gene!

The good news is that nearly everyone anywhere within range of those naughty Vikings (that's most of the UK and a fair chunk of Europe, and we ended up spreading over most of the world in the centuries since) has a ginger ancestor.

Embrace your inner ginger guys especially could suddenly find themselves very popular in the baby-making stakes, as women world-wide decide to rope the ginger gene into their future babies

Well of course it may all turn out to be nothing like as exciting as it sounds right now. I'm just chuffed as hell to find there really is an advantage after all to being a ginger nut.

Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates that we should have no hair on our heads. That is why babies, in general, are born with little or no hair.

The shape of the head does not get much attention while the baby is in the mother’s womb. This is because of the natural pressure exerted on it as the womb tries to regain its normal size. It is sometimes aggravated by corsets and other tight garments. Remember, a baby’s head is soft.

During birth, this condition it goes worse. The circumference of the baby’s head is much larger than what the birth canal can accommodate. As something must give (the birth canal won’t), the baby’s head goes. Because of all the aforementioned circumstances, all babies are born with an imperfect shape of the scalp.

It takes time for the scalp to attain its perfect shape and until then nature covers our scalps with hair on order to hide the imperfections for the time being. This process of reaching that perfect shape typically takes about forty to fifty years. It can take longer and in rare cases, it can happen much sooner.

Women, being hard headed, seldom attain that perfect scalp, and normally take most their hair with them into the grave.

On the other hand, being more flexible, men mostly make it, though sometimes only partially. As perfection approaches, the hair (on the perfect parts of the scalp) is gradually shed and as the hair (and their roots) decreases it creates more space for the brain to develop until eventually a perfect specimen of our species emerges. .

When next time you see a person with a full head of hair, know that he or she still has a lot to hide under that hair. And if the person speaks a lot of garbage on top of it, bear in mind what fills the brain cavity.


Bottoms up then!

Ps.
You don’t have to thank me for this valuable information. I rendered it as a public service in order to promote a better understanding of the things in life that really matter.

..with a little sauciness thrown in...

..youve done it boys..