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Dirty 30's
Naughty 40's

...or filthy 50's....phroooooor !!!

This is a very funny video! Open and enjoy!

We get bored with the same hobbies, so here are some alternatives you could try:-

Paint your appliances with mud and flower seeds

Flower arranging using fire

Baking using sawdust and lightbulbs for a lighter mixture

Whooping and High fiving when your dog or cat burps

Sleep in your kitchen and eat baby food for a weekend (nappy wearing optional)

A hose pipe makes a great pet, easy to look after too

Suntanning your hands in a microwave

Grow vegetables in your keyboard


What are your hobbies and will you try an alternative?

Here's Colbert's monologue from last night in 2 parts;

Part 1;

In some countries women are sent to a hut for 7 days when they are on their menstruation, countries like India, Pakistan and Nepal, an accent Hindu tradition, but also muslims in Pakistan do this, mostly in villages away from civilization.

Apparently its a sin to touch books during this period, so they cant go to school, not allowed to consume milk, butter, yoghurt. Food is not handed but flung at them, you can't touch your elders, you are seen as impure.

Now what's so dirty when having a period, as to taking a shit while reading a book ?

Now, as some of you men know, when the painters are in at home, it can be a nightmare we have to endure with the mood swings, so maybe in these ancient times a moody chic needs to be thrown out, this is harsh and I much prefer the lady stays at home, and i go walkabout for a week.

A blogger recently posted a blog about positive and negative, of course if the positive things like, boobs a** and lady caves owned by women, for us men to be pleasured with, when she's on blobby, we have to accept the negatives, a balance so to speak.

From all the abuse I've received over there years, the fact that these women know its coming and dont mean what they say to you, I've never had an apology, only..well you men got it lucky, you dont know what its like.

So next time you women give your man grief, think yourself lucky you aint thrown in the basement, no books, no milk in your tea, you got it lucky...

Hope this video brings a smile to your face. Have a great week ahead CS peeps!

YOUTUBE Happy Crappy Birthday Song

Put 'em together, y'all!
Give it up for our DIY handygal!

Perhaps Kim Jong Un is the more level headed dictator of the two,
in more ways than one.

what part of u, consider very lovely and beautiful to urself..i love my nose and cosider it very perfect as its neither dum nor very sharp..sometimes i say to people "u can find better than me but not with a perfect nose like me,i bet " and in this joking style i make them understand that he/she should not avoid me cuz i love him/her.


what about u?

I just received this lovely message from a hunky gentleman...I'm wondering how many ladies here have received the clone of this too?


Hi

I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks. You are clearly a 9/10 and here on connectig singles we only allow 6/10 maximum . Your account will indefinitely closed if you failed to tell me your name , e mail address , your favorite color and mostly a little more about yourself . I found you attractive , just wanna know you more .


Really made my day here...