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I'm not sure, if you are aware of the current feud between Dirty Don and his former aide, Omarosa.
But, if you like, you can catch up with this video;



Regardless, comedian Andy Borowitz, often with great timing, offers this as his newest column in
The New Yorker only moments ago;



"The sooner we can rid the White House of reality-show con artists, the better off the country will be.”

I couldn't agree more with that statement

This has to be the best, and one of the most elaborate, pranks of all time

I was surprised that I found a kit kat chocolate in my newly wash jacket where I put it outside my flat. Then I found a again chocolate it a galaxy in my top of my clothes again... who is the chocolate giver? I was so impress how did he knew that I love chocolates. I HOPE I WILL MEET YOU AND SAY THANK YOU PERSONALLY!!!!

A very dear friend of mine consulted a fortune-teller or a clairvoyant yesterday as the uncertainty of the globe put her into a very nervous state.
Well she said the lady told her that the current state of affairs is similar as to when a passenger sitting in a window seat just behind the wing of an aircraft that is flying at 40,000 feet and sees how the wing falls off. Not 2 seconds later the hostess very calmly announces that all passengers should immediately put their head between their legs and kiss their a$$ goodbye.

Needless to say that a couple of men in white coats have taken my friend to what they called a 'nervous' institution where she is currently undergoing sleep therapy.

Hoping to see her fully recovered after ww3.

God willing.

Before anyone asks .
The moral of the story is to stay faar away from any 'fortune-teller'. They know too much.

Remember having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive
So I wish everyone a great 2016

....as this is a multicultural site..you might find this funny

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!