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Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.
I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off!
Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby ?
Your advice would be appreciated..... Mad as Hell!
Dear Mad as Hell,
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man.
I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.!
Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!
Remember....... you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like one !
Abby
Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.
I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off!
Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby ?
Your advice would be appreciated..... Mad as Hell!
Dear Mad as Hell,
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man.
I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.!
Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!
Remember....... you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like one !
Abby
online today!
I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.
Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying...
'It's just a cold
'Well it's NOT!
It's debilitating and life threatening. This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear...
Too weak and delirious to type more......
Steel And Wood Work Good
About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted some. I told him that he only needed one testicle and that the second was only a back up.
The surgeon told him that in order to keep his balance in check, he was going to replace the testicle with a wooden ball. My friend raised his fears about not being able to have children and the quack told him that he had nothing to worry about; the wooden ball was brand new Italian technology and would enable him to father children, even if his remaining testicle also went bad.
The operation went well, but the wooden testicle gave him problems. It drifted on the water when he sat in the bath.
Some months later, his only remaining testicle also went bad and had to be removed as well. My friend went crazy with worries. And he told the surgeon that the implanted wooden ball drifts on the water when he baths.
Once again, the surgeon assured him that all would be fine. He said that by using the latest American technology, he would replace his only remaining testicle with a steel ball. This, the surgeon said, will offset the drifting wooden ball and will also produce sperm. He therefore had nothing to worry about. He would have two artificial testicles, both able of producing sperm.
At that stage we lost contact and I did not see him again until this weekend.
Remembering his concerns about fathering children, I asked him about it. With a broad smile he told me that he fathered twin sons about 5 years later. “Here they come now”, he exclaimed. “The one with the long nose is Pinocchio and the one with the flat face is Robocop”.
Have a great week, all of you.
The surgeon told him that in order to keep his balance in check, he was going to replace the testicle with a wooden ball. My friend raised his fears about not being able to have children and the quack told him that he had nothing to worry about; the wooden ball was brand new Italian technology and would enable him to father children, even if his remaining testicle also went bad.
The operation went well, but the wooden testicle gave him problems. It drifted on the water when he sat in the bath.
Some months later, his only remaining testicle also went bad and had to be removed as well. My friend went crazy with worries. And he told the surgeon that the implanted wooden ball drifts on the water when he baths.
Once again, the surgeon assured him that all would be fine. He said that by using the latest American technology, he would replace his only remaining testicle with a steel ball. This, the surgeon said, will offset the drifting wooden ball and will also produce sperm. He therefore had nothing to worry about. He would have two artificial testicles, both able of producing sperm.
At that stage we lost contact and I did not see him again until this weekend.
Remembering his concerns about fathering children, I asked him about it. With a broad smile he told me that he fathered twin sons about 5 years later. “Here they come now”, he exclaimed. “The one with the long nose is Pinocchio and the one with the flat face is Robocop”.
Have a great week, all of you.
We've Run Out Of Things To Blog About
It's so peaceful here, bloggers seems to have run out of topics to blog about
Or are you simply fed up of reading craps here?
Is there any topic we haven't covered yet ?
Sex blogs....are disrespectful...not for the respectable people...most prefer to keep their sex life a secret...will only talk about that to their other half
Personal relationship blogs...means hanging of dirty laundry in public...keep it to yourself! No one is interested about them except those bored gossipers!
"What you feel/think blog"...boring, pathetic - get a life! we don't really care about that...
Islam/Muslim blogs...controversial...spreading hate, racism Enough is enough...post that kind of blog and many will read and react....over and over again
Joke/lol blogs...keeps this blogland going...
"No Comments Allowed" blogs...
some have good reasons...others just to intimidate
We have covered so many blogs topic here...fun, informative, naughty, silly, boring, intimidating or irritating but every blog posted here keeps this place going...and every blog deserves a comment...be it fun, insulting or plain nonsense comment
Now, you owe this blog a comment 
Or are you simply fed up of reading craps here?
Is there any topic we haven't covered yet ?
Sex blogs....are disrespectful...not for the respectable people...most prefer to keep their sex life a secret...will only talk about that to their other half
Personal relationship blogs...means hanging of dirty laundry in public...keep it to yourself!
No one is interested about them except those bored gossipers! "What you feel/think blog"...boring, pathetic - get a life!
we don't really care about that... Islam/Muslim blogs...controversial...spreading hate, racism
Enough is enough...post that kind of blog and many will read and react....over and over again Joke/lol blogs...keeps this blogland going...
"No Comments Allowed" blogs...
some have good reasons...others just to intimidate We have covered so many blogs topic here...fun, informative, naughty, silly, boring, intimidating or irritating but every blog posted here keeps this place going...and every blog deserves a comment...be it fun, insulting or plain nonsense comment
Now, you owe this blog a comment
I am living proof....
So, I am on this diet now. There was one night when I was pretty hungry so I decided to check the cupboards. It was late and very cold outside and I found some instant oatmeal that was a year and a half past its expiration date. I ate it.... I mean, what can really go bad with dehydranted oatmeal? I ate it, it tasted good, and I am alive to tell you about it.
BTW Wall....I weighed myself tonight and I lost 2 1/2 pounds for the month. Not as much as I wanted to lose, but no complaints.
I mean, what can really go bad with dehydranted oatmeal? I ate it, it tasted good, and I am alive to tell you about it. BTW Wall....I weighed myself tonight and I lost 2 1/2 pounds for the month. Not as much as I wanted to lose, but no complaints.
Where/How Do You See Yourself 10 Years From Now?
A decade may sound like forever but not so...time flies I've been blogging here for 2 years and still single!
Many here are blogging long before my time and still very much single Makes me wonder why
Well, from what I read here, many are too good to settle for someone not so perfect....and they have every right to be picky
I'm not the type who think much about the future. I live life each day at a time...enjoy and appreciate it as much as I can. When my son talks about his dreams and plans for the future, it makes me smile to think of a happier life ahead. 10 years from now, he'll be an adult who knows and does exactly what he wants. I will be 49, hopefully will still like sex
At that age, I see myself sharing a life with the man of my dream...enjoying a fun life minus the worries and anxieties that I have now...
What about you?
Come on people, it's like a ghost town here ...let's have some fun ... I didn't take some phone calls just to post this blog...let's bring some life and fun in this blogland 
I've been blogging here for 2 years and still single! Many here are blogging long before my time and still very much single Makes me wonder why Well, from what I read here, many are too good to settle for someone not so perfect....and they have every right to be picky
I'm not the type who think much about the future. I live life each day at a time...enjoy and appreciate it as much as I can. When my son talks about his dreams and plans for the future, it makes me smile to think of a happier life ahead. 10 years from now, he'll be an adult who knows and does exactly what he wants. I will be 49, hopefully will still like sex
At that age, I see myself sharing a life with the man of my dream...enjoying a fun life minus the worries and anxieties that I have now... What about you?
Come on people, it's like a ghost town here ...let's have some fun ...
I didn't take some phone calls just to post this blog...let's bring some life and fun in this blogland
What The Heck Happened? Why was it deleted ?
OK, JohnnyAngel....what happened to my blog? The one about the 3 hot bloggers here? I went to bed and now I can't find my blog anymore 
The last time I commented, it was all clean and tidy...so who made a big mess there? Did Johnny posted his unsightly barechested photo there? I know luckyme and the viking fisherman were there too? and Ken, what kind of video did you upload there?
Not accusing anyone...all I'm saying is that I'm a changed person now and really doing my best to post a clean and decent blog but some naughty members here always turn it into naughty blog
Just trying to lighten up the atmosphere... Having a very unusual quiet day at work
Hope you're all having a great Monday
The last time I commented, it was all clean and tidy...so who made a big mess there? Did Johnny posted his unsightly barechested photo there? I know luckyme and the viking fisherman were there too? and Ken, what kind of video did you upload there?Not accusing anyone...all I'm saying is that I'm a changed person now and really doing my best to post a clean and decent blog but some naughty members here always turn it into naughty blog
Just trying to lighten up the atmosphere...
Having a very unusual quiet day at work Hope you're all having a great Monday
Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield
How bad could a blind date with Rodney Dangerfield go? Within the first 5 minutes, Rodney asks his date to scratch his back, eats off another table’s plate and interrupts his date to order his meal first. When asked how he’d like his steak, Rodney replies... “Big”.
Sands, this one's for you...
" A woman is a man's weakness but a man is a woman's strength"
I'm out!!!!
Life in jail rocks I was able to do a lot of things : run errands, sleep early, clean my new place...a little bit sick today but still, feels good to be back home here on blogs
Hope you all are smiling and doing great there
PS. Thanks to all good advices and supports from good friends and bloggers here...I wouldn't be here now if not for you guys...
Nam, thanks for that blog...to all good friends who always allow me to be my crazy self...crazy, crazy crazy but I love you all and this loveland
I'm out!!!!
Life in jail rocks
I was able to do a lot of things : run errands, sleep early, clean my new place...a little bit sick today but still, feels good to be back home here on blogs Hope you all are smiling and doing great there
PS. Thanks to all good advices and supports from good friends and bloggers here...I wouldn't be here now if not for you guys...
Nam, thanks for that blog...to all good friends who always allow me to be my crazy self...crazy, crazy crazy but I love you all and this loveland
To My Darling Ray
Why are you so quiet? Please say something...
Guys, I think I've found my knight in shining armor here. Here's his message to me
"Hi beautiful.... Thanks for the kind appreciation and I will be glad to know you are doing fine.... I am Ray Gleeson from Sunnyvale, I must confess you are a damsel of beauty with a smile of an angel... I got attracted to that and more after viewing your profile, I am a widower and I have a son of 13 yrs old... Dear, it's been so hard and lonely after the death of my wife facing the challenges of life all alone... Can you please tell me your lovely name, hobbies, interest and desire in life... Who knows, we could find each other compatible by getting to know much more about each other... Hope to read back from you in a jiffy.
Lots of care from ... Ray.
and here's my reply to him:
Hi Ray
I'm going to be very honest with you...
I am a 45 years old single mom of 5 children ages 16, 13, 9, 5,2. Each one of them from a different man but for some bad luck none of them support the kids so I'm surviving alone...it's very very difficult but we're getting by. I believe an angel brought you to this site as an answer to my prayers. I'm presently living in Nigeria and working as part time online salesman and trying to make ends meet. Difficult to be a single mom, kids need food, clothes and I can't give them enough. I really really need a man to protect and comfort me and provide for my children...and I feel it deep in my heart that it's you.
Would love to know you more and hopefully we could tie the knot real soon.
Lots of Love and Kisses,
Jerky
He didn't reply me anymore, I'm devastated. Am I that ugly and unlovable?
Guys, I think I've found my knight in shining armor here. Here's his message to me
"Hi beautiful.... Thanks for the kind appreciation and I will be glad to know you are doing fine.... I am Ray Gleeson from Sunnyvale, I must confess you are a damsel of beauty with a smile of an angel... I got attracted to that and more after viewing your profile, I am a widower and I have a son of 13 yrs old... Dear, it's been so hard and lonely after the death of my wife facing the challenges of life all alone... Can you please tell me your lovely name, hobbies, interest and desire in life... Who knows, we could find each other compatible by getting to know much more about each other... Hope to read back from you in a jiffy.
Lots of care from ... Ray.
and here's my reply to him:
Hi Ray
I'm going to be very honest with you...
I am a 45 years old single mom of 5 children ages 16, 13, 9, 5,2. Each one of them from a different man but for some bad luck none of them support the kids so I'm surviving alone...it's very very difficult but we're getting by. I believe an angel brought you to this site as an answer to my prayers. I'm presently living in Nigeria and working as part time online salesman and trying to make ends meet. Difficult to be a single mom, kids need food, clothes and I can't give them enough. I really really need a man to protect and comfort me and provide for my children...and I feel it deep in my heart that it's you.
Would love to know you more and hopefully we could tie the knot real soon.
Lots of Love and Kisses,
Jerky
He didn't reply me anymore, I'm devastated. Am I that ugly and unlovable?
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