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A most opinionated and judgmental moments
The dysfunction of one's behaviour can pollute even the most lucid and formidable mind.
Why is that?
Is it because sensationalized and most intriguing experience we encounter is the antidote to boredom?
Our placid and yet dull existence is rippled by guilt.
Excruciating and painful, endearing and yet disturbing what experience has given us in our fragile attempt to tame love.
In the end, was it really better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Good morning everyone and thanks for all your reads, or comments, opinions if any.
I have found out that our moods in the blog land had been dominated by bickering, intrigue and guilt driven discussions, maybe I thought how can it get any worse if I'd just dump more fun into the sizzle?
Let's have fun, shall we?
Why is that?
Is it because sensationalized and most intriguing experience we encounter is the antidote to boredom?
Our placid and yet dull existence is rippled by guilt.
Excruciating and painful, endearing and yet disturbing what experience has given us in our fragile attempt to tame love.
In the end, was it really better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Good morning everyone and thanks for all your reads, or comments, opinions if any.
I have found out that our moods in the blog land had been dominated by bickering, intrigue and guilt driven discussions, maybe I thought how can it get any worse if I'd just dump more fun into the sizzle?
Let's have fun, shall we?
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple
drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,
'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied,
'in-laws'
drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,
'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied,
'in-laws'
What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?
Humor is very important in our life. A person with a lively sense of humor who can laugh at himself/herself and at just about anything is insightful and healthier in a lot of respect. Humor can free us from our inhibitions…can relieve the anxieties we feel in our day to day existence.
Our sense of humor differ from one another. What I may find funny may not be funny to you and vice versa. I can laugh at myself, always see the fun side of things first but I can also take someone’s humor seriously if it’s something that degrade and put others down. The things that we can laugh at tells what kind of personality we have…it shows our flexibility, sarcasm, cheerfulness, irritability, impulsiveness, carelessness, enthusiasm, sensitivity and outlook in life.
I’m not afraid to let my hair down…humor helps me a lot in solving my problems and turning a day into a positive and productive one and most of all, make a stronger better person in me. My sense of humor can be funny, witty, sexy, a little dirty, a little philosophical…depends with whom I’m having a banter and laughing with. I surely won’t crack a dirty joke if I’m within hearing distance from nuns and preachers so it’s about being sensitive with the people around you that could turn a joke into something very funny and successfully make everyone laugh in a healthy way 
Here on blogs, it’s very difficult to make everyone laugh. It takes a long time to recognize each others’ humor. Those who have come to know me a little are the ones who tend to find something in common to laugh with me…thus they join the fun banter on my blogs and we end up sharing some laughs and giggles
…while others are raising their eyebrows and consider us “sick” and in need of education.
Well, welcome to the Blogland!
Why is it difficult for others to see the fun side of things and laugh? I believe we’re all born with loads of sense of humor but many loses it along the way. How often do you make people around laugh ? Can you laugh at yourself ?
Just For Laughs :
A man falling from a cliff grabs a protruding root. Hanging in midair, he cries to heaven: ''Is anyone out there?''
A voice responds: ''Yes, my son. Let go and I will bear thee up.''
The man hesitates, then cries out: ''Anyone else?''
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?"
Our sense of humor differ from one another. What I may find funny may not be funny to you and vice versa. I can laugh at myself, always see the fun side of things first but I can also take someone’s humor seriously if it’s something that degrade and put others down. The things that we can laugh at tells what kind of personality we have…it shows our flexibility, sarcasm, cheerfulness, irritability, impulsiveness, carelessness, enthusiasm, sensitivity and outlook in life.
I’m not afraid to let my hair down…humor helps me a lot in solving my problems and turning a day into a positive and productive one and most of all, make a stronger better person in me. My sense of humor can be funny, witty, sexy, a little dirty, a little philosophical…depends with whom I’m having a banter and laughing with. I surely won’t crack a dirty joke if I’m within hearing distance from nuns and preachers so it’s about being sensitive with the people around you that could turn a joke into something very funny and successfully make everyone laugh in a healthy way
Here on blogs, it’s very difficult to make everyone laugh. It takes a long time to recognize each others’ humor. Those who have come to know me a little are the ones who tend to find something in common to laugh with me…thus they join the fun banter on my blogs and we end up sharing some laughs and giggles
…while others are raising their eyebrows and consider us “sick” and in need of education. Well, welcome to the Blogland! Why is it difficult for others to see the fun side of things and laugh? I believe we’re all born with loads of sense of humor but many loses it along the way. How often do you make people around laugh ? Can you laugh at yourself ?
Just For Laughs :
A man falling from a cliff grabs a protruding root. Hanging in midair, he cries to heaven: ''Is anyone out there?''
A voice responds: ''Yes, my son. Let go and I will bear thee up.''
The man hesitates, then cries out: ''Anyone else?''
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?"
A Party For Johnny...
just cos you've been a good boy....
bring out the party foods, drinks and balloons, everyone!!
Angel, play the music...I can't upload at the moment...
It's party time
bring out the party foods, drinks and balloons, everyone!!
Angel, play the music...I can't upload at the moment...
It's party time
An Archaeological Discovery
A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, with an enlargement of the cave photograph on display. The hall was filled to capacity.
"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”
When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”
Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”
Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”
The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”
The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”
The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”
“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”
"We have learned a lot about these people”, the professor started off pointing to the chicken. “These people bred poultry to feed them.”
When the applause ended he pointed to the donkey and said: “They also harnessed animals to help them.”
Plenty more applause before he pointed at the shovel and continued: “And they used tools to till the earth.”
Even more applause followed and he pointed to the fish and said: “These people also supplemented their diet with fish.”
The applause lasted even longer and he concluded: “This was a religious sect; probably Hebrew.”
The professor received a standing ovation for several minutes and when it ended somebody shouted from the back of the hall:” You are all fools!”
The hall went very quiet and an old man stood up in the back row. “Don’t you know,” he said with a strong Jewish accent, “Hebrew is read from right to left.”
“The painting reads: ‘Holy Mackerel! Dig the áss on that chick!’”
How Do You Like Your Eggs?
Woke up early morning here...was expecting a plumber at 8am...I fell asleep while waiting...he finally showed up at 11am and woke me up from my erotic dream
Well, he's busy in the bathroom right now, I made him a cup of coffee, I'm enjoying my first cup of coffee and thinking what to have for breakfast.
I thought of some egg omelette, went to check what I have in the fridge and found only 1 egg 
I baked some yummy sponge cake last night and used up most of the eggs. With only 1 egg...I hate boiled eggs so I'm debating a fried egg, a little over easy or omelette with tomatoes,spring onions, mushroom, pepper, sausage and lots of cheese. It sounds like stir-fried veggies with an egg really
I like my egg fried, on both side but with the yolk a bit runny, just a tiny bit. I don't like saggy eggs, too soft or gooey...I like it fresh, firm...runny but rigid...easier to handle, makes me want to nibble and nibble
What about you...what kind of eggs do you have...how do you like it?
Cold and gloomy day here...hope yours there is brighter and warmer
Well, he's busy in the bathroom right now, I made him a cup of coffee, I'm enjoying my first cup of coffee and thinking what to have for breakfast.
I thought of some egg omelette, went to check what I have in the fridge and found only 1 egg I baked some yummy sponge cake last night and used up most of the eggs. With only 1 egg...I hate boiled eggs so I'm debating a fried egg, a little over easy or omelette with tomatoes,spring onions, mushroom, pepper, sausage and lots of cheese. It sounds like stir-fried veggies with an egg really I like my egg fried, on both side but with the yolk a bit runny, just a tiny bit. I don't like saggy eggs, too soft or gooey...I like it fresh, firm...runny but rigid...easier to handle, makes me want to nibble and nibble
What about you...what kind of eggs do you have...how do you like it?
Cold and gloomy day here...hope yours there is brighter and warmer
women first impression..part 2..
Candykiss46... no kisses from this South African Beauty...should rename Candycrush...cross this lady and out comes Apartheid all over again..once you had black you never look back..
Although if i'm honest..i have a soft spot for this caucasian..just don't tell anyone else..OK ?
Dreamcathcer 69...not 99 as she states..this buxom woman is in need of a good routing...always sexually active..but no man around to embrace those wonderful bangers...come on boys..get suffocated.
loopyloulou77..American..WHAT! i'm canadian..curvy in all the right places..another Usher..wont say a bad word..when she's wearing glasses ,she turns into some really hot chick...mind the wig
Jenny peony... no one really knows if this is a real person or not...many dresses and photoshop adjusted photos later...I think she is just a talking doll.
GrannyCincy...a granny you just wanna take home to meet your wife...cuddly cute and a little treasure..however she did attend one of Calypso duo gig's at Whitby's old people home..in this profile photo she is seen showing her appreciation for the crap music..that is the actual bottle that was launched at calls right eye....
bella 2234...met one, you met them all..don't be taken by their beauty..when they hit 50...all down hill..
Blogland Is Temporarily Closed For Blogging
WARNING:
Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in to any temptation, so modest that no matter how hard I tried, he never posted a shirtless photo. This man is a real deal…somebody out there will be very lucky to have this gorgeous junk…errr I mean hunk!
Here’s to JOHNNY who turns 43 today …
Please have fun, be merry, get drunk, get stoned, get lusty… tonight is the night!
This party is sponsored by the following:
For your own protection, please grab a packet or two before you join the VHS area and watch any of those lusty movies that Robert and Big Richard have prepared…and Charlie Hoarse is giving away free weeds and cigars tonight...keep it safe!!!
For those who would like to liven up the party, please fill up the form and wear the following shirt:
In our “ adult” area, Angel is giving away, for FREE …accessories that could help you feel comfortable and enjoy the party, so don’t hesitate to grab any of these should the need arise.
For those who feel they are too old for this party, please proceed to the pool area. Foods and drinks are all free but don’t forget to give Ken a big smile when you grab some those yummy BBQs…he’s in charge of the grill and the dancers… Ken, fire it up!
The first male and female who greets Johnny in comments section will take home a fantastic surprise gift!!!
Angel is paying the bill so eat and drink all you can and have fun everyone!
Everyone - please raise your glasses and join me in toasting our antique man…a gentleman of high principles, one who never gives in to any temptation, so modest that no matter how hard I tried, he never posted a shirtless photo. This man is a real deal…somebody out there will be very lucky to have this gorgeous junk…errr I mean hunk!
Here’s to JOHNNY who turns 43 today …
Please have fun, be merry, get drunk, get stoned, get lusty… tonight is the night!
This party is sponsored by the following:
For your own protection, please grab a packet or two before you join the VHS area and watch any of those lusty movies that Robert and Big Richard have prepared…and Charlie Hoarse is giving away free weeds and cigars tonight...keep it safe!!!
For those who would like to liven up the party, please fill up the form and wear the following shirt:
In our “ adult” area, Angel is giving away, for FREE …accessories that could help you feel comfortable and enjoy the party, so don’t hesitate to grab any of these should the need arise.
For those who feel they are too old for this party, please proceed to the pool area. Foods and drinks are all free but don’t forget to give Ken a big smile when you grab some those yummy BBQs…he’s in charge of the grill and the dancers… Ken, fire it up!
The first male and female who greets Johnny in comments section will take home a fantastic surprise gift!!!
Angel is paying the bill so eat and drink all you can and have fun everyone!
CS Retirement Island
Sometimes I get cranky from my routine life...doing same things over and over again...worse part is when something else complicates that routine and make it worse. Despite all of these tiresome, depressing, irritating and heartbreaking things to deal with, I won't give up my imperfect life...won't mind taking a short break though. Without the lows and downs I could never fully appreciate the highs and ups.
Time will come for all of us, time when we have to stop working, time to let our children have their own life, time to let all broken hearts healed, etc. Many of us will end up alone...I've never felt so alone yet but I can imagine what it would be like
.
What if CS offers us a retirement home, in an island. Everything we need, want, whims will be provided for free. Fantastic weather, a home that provides royal treatments...including massage, advanced medical facilities, great night life and entertainment.
Will you sign up and give up the life you are living now?
If you we have to contribute to make this island fun to live in , what could/would you do ? I mean what services can you offer...volunteer?
Before you say no,here's a sneak peek...
We'll be living in one big house...
We'll be sharing meals here...nothing but 5 star cuisine...
open bar 24/7...
every bedroom has this...
others have to volunteer as entertainers...Track will pick his members
for Minerva, Ishatar and others who love dancing...
for Johnny, Angel, LJ, Loulou and those who like taking chances...
keeps us connected to those we left behind.
for the faithfuls...others are welcome to convert but no religious debate allowed..
for Sands and those who love organic produce....
we would need volunteers to milk the cows...Ian and Blue will lead the team...
The place is perfect for retirement...away from traffic, pollution, politics, crimes...
lovers can walk hand in hand watching the sun sets
CC and Red will love tending this garden...
Robert and his new found love....
Calypso and a gorgeous Turk...
Itchy reading more about voodoos...
Mimi..err DC and a hunky 69 years old...
Gentlejim and Catfoot....Ed, Zman and Miclee were with them but not included in the photo
KN giving a good advise to a fellow blogger...
Here's everyone enjoying the sun...
Have a fun Friday everyone!
Time will come for all of us, time when we have to stop working, time to let our children have their own life, time to let all broken hearts healed, etc. Many of us will end up alone...I've never felt so alone yet but I can imagine what it would be like
.What if CS offers us a retirement home, in an island. Everything we need, want, whims will be provided for free. Fantastic weather, a home that provides royal treatments...including massage, advanced medical facilities, great night life and entertainment.
Will you sign up and give up the life you are living now?
If you we have to contribute to make this island fun to live in , what could/would you do ? I mean what services can you offer...volunteer?
Before you say no,here's a sneak peek...
We'll be living in one big house...
We'll be sharing meals here...nothing but 5 star cuisine...
open bar 24/7...
every bedroom has this...
others have to volunteer as entertainers...Track will pick his members
for Minerva, Ishatar and others who love dancing...
for Johnny, Angel, LJ, Loulou and those who like taking chances...
keeps us connected to those we left behind.
for the faithfuls...others are welcome to convert but no religious debate allowed..
for Sands and those who love organic produce....
we would need volunteers to milk the cows...Ian and Blue will lead the team...
The place is perfect for retirement...away from traffic, pollution, politics, crimes...
lovers can walk hand in hand watching the sun sets
CC and Red will love tending this garden...
Robert and his new found love....
Calypso and a gorgeous Turk...
Itchy reading more about voodoos...
Mimi..err DC and a hunky 69 years old...
Gentlejim and Catfoot....Ed, Zman and Miclee were with them but not included in the photo
KN giving a good advise to a fellow blogger...
Here's everyone enjoying the sun...
Have a fun Friday everyone!
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