I think I'm going to get sick...very sick
I'm still at work but I feel so tired ( on Monday!) and just had 2 tablets of Advil ( The Advanced Medicine For Pain) and on my 3rd cup of warm tea ( Lipton )
I think I'm being punished...I came to work with a box full of yummy Sushi and a very cold can of Coke knowing full well it's the first day of Ramadan and everybody in the office is fasting
Well, I invited everyone to share the Sushi with me but all of them gave me a murderous look while I'm enjoying it in front of them...it's was just my way of saying that I love them all
and they know my humor very well and I know they don't care really
Ramadan Karim to all Muslim members here
and of course Happy Monday to everyone
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Marina Machete, who was crowned Miss Portugal last week, and Rikkie Valerie Kolle, who became Miss Netherlands in July, will be among the 90 contestants.
c*ck in a frock!
This is one of the reasons this world is so messed up. Why cant they organize a transgender pageant for these people? They are insulting people that can give birth and that has the ability to be remembered as loving mothers with a vag!na not a pen!s.
If you're in favor of this screwed up rabbits start your own blog.
Live and let live but is it necessary to indulge in something that you're NOT?
They are enough of these types around to start a pageant of sorts that will please most that endorse this, leave WOMEN'S beauty pageants alone. Why try and force your way into somewhere you don't belong?
All this said with much love to transgender lovies on CS.
Today in The New Yorker;
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country
By Andy Borowitz
April 13, 2020
AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In order to better coördinate their efforts to combat the coronavirus, the nation’s governors are considering the extraordinary step of forming a country.
The radical proposal is an unusual bipartisan effort, spearheaded by the Democratic governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, and the Republican Governor of Ohio, Mike DeWine.
“Mike and I were bidding against each other for masks and ventilators, and I was, like, ‘Mike this is crazy,’ ” Whitmer said. “ ‘It would be so much better if we just worked together and formed a country.’ ”
DeWine said that Whitmer’s proposal of creating a country out of the fifty states “made a lot of sense.”
“It was one of those moments where someone throws out a nutty idea and you think, ‘Hold on, let’s think on that for a second,’ ” he said.
While the idea of the fifty states coming together to form a country is still in the embryonic stage, DeWine said that the states would ideally create a “federal government” led by a “President.”
“We’re all in agreement that it would be amazing to have a President right now,” DeWine said.
A straw poll of the governors indicates that the front-runner for President of this yet-to-be-named country is one of their own: Governor Andrew Cuomo, of New York.
“Andrew keeps saying that he doesn’t want to be President,” Whitmer said. “And I’m, like, ‘Dude, you already are.’ ”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
I've watched a lot of both Governor Murphy & Governor Cuomo's daily briefings. They've both done an effective job. However, Cuomo takes more time to explain, consider and essentially embrace & refute alternatives. I feel he resonates better with the public, explaining why he carefully considers and chooses methods. While he got little support in campaigning, honestly, he is very presidential in his leadership, and something this country has sorely missed since Obama left office.
Pet peeves we all have one or two mine is dirty shoes what's yours ?
This comedy group has been been around for a long time...poking fun at Prime Ministers and other politicians including our friends south of the border...time for some laughs...first video clip...
Enjoy...
Previous experience required.
Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?
Lets face it no one is having sex or having a romantic date if they are here......
We can bi*ch about it or get over it........
So lets go over blogs or bloggers that have made us smile....
I would like to thank Robert for his blogs and point out what a true gentleman he is.....
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An alarming trend is occurring where adults are waking up each morning with vast quantities of ear hair in spite of trimming the unsightly wax encrusted mess each day.
Many people are also reporting errant long curly eyebrow hairs as well as thick nasal bush and they all claim to depilate and groom themselves each and every day.
Scientists at the Institute of Facial and Auditory Hirsuteness have concluded that this phenomenon is the work of disenchanted and unemployed tooth fairies.
In some areas of the world kids today are losing their teeth in large quantities at one time, and in other countries advances in dental hygiene and dental implants are putting tooth Fairy’s out of work.
As the work that tooth Fairy’s do, is not classified as “real work” so no unemployment benefits or income support is paid.
The EU President Mr. Kraughty Juncker’s has blamed Brexit and wants EU countries to pay the Fairy’s compensation. Angela Merkel has stated that Germany will welcome all the Fairies and integrate them with her people, but perhaps this valiant sentiment is too late.
Are you a victim of the Tooth Fairy’s Revenge?
Who is the most silly or ridiculous blogger in this land?
Of course I will not ask who the best or smart or any other good thing of blogger... I am sure the answer will be many.
But the one I ask? Any body dare to name it?
It is just for fun but you may upset if your name is mentioned...
Have a nice week end every one....