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~JOHN~

Are men really shallow..?

In a recent post one voluptuous lady from jamaica said that men are shallow coz they look at the cleavage..one even said that if you show your cleavage it has benefits but attracts the nutters.

Ok so let me get this straight..you're over 50, saggy puppies, and think a nice set of chuffties may attract the opposite sex.

So if that's the case why is it women that say this, go and get a boob job, to whose benefit is it ..theirs, because they feel men are so shallow that they won't be attracted to the brain so a boob job will increase the chances of getting a man ?..or because it makes them feel like a women again ?

Now the lovely lady in question in Jamaica says that men are only after one thing...so ill give you a scenario.

You have a body that you're happy with, and wish not to change it. So you meet a guy..your together for a few months and getting on great..your out with your man and wearing a nice dress with a zip up front...this dress is showing all your natural and great curves.

You get home and your man approaches you, slowly unzips your dress to reveal a wonderful set of hooters...he looks at them with a sparkle in his eyes, grabs them gentley caressing them and give's them a nice little nibble...NOW! is he a pervery or is he appreciating you as a GF and the womens body...of course you as the women are enjoying it, coz he your BF.

Is he a pervy ? shallow ? because he is thinking the same as another man who can only dream of having these assets in his hands...?..

Okay, so I'm being silly and just in time to get your attention.

Los apodos are "Your nicknames" in Spanish. I had several growing up and into my adulthood as well.

Let's have some fun and maybe a little "letting loose", so to speak, om hurtful childhood nick names that once used to hurt you. Believe me I had several and especially from my siblings.

Here are mine and their origin!

Pitzi: This was a nickname from my relatives and I don't know why? I think it came from my Nebraska relatives as a "cute" nickname for me with no harm.

Snafu: This was a hurtful one from my brother Johnny who used to get great delight in belittling me. It will part of a title of a book I am in the process of writing.

Eagle beak: I have an aquiline nose and a sister named Mary used to hurl that at me just to be like my brother Johnny and insult me.

EeeePC: Said like that by a sister named Madeline who also used to pick on me. It was said in a hurtful inflection and I knew exactly what she meant. EPC are my initials.

Buster: A women I used to date called me that when she got angry with me. That was a real good one that I have had fun with throughout my life.

Daddooood! Meant as Dad dude and my son calls me that. A very loving name between father and son.

Ned: Derived from Ed (my name) by my daughter in Portland, Oregon. She is as silly as me but in a quiet way. She and my other daughter and grand daughter are the "Apples of My Eye"!!

Tito: I was called that by a cousin of my ex because her name was Martha, Spanish version Martita then shortened to Tita, hence, Tito and Tita!! That was a funny one.

I will log off for awhile to take a cousin to the doctors office. And i reserve the right to add more in my comments!!

It seems to me that I'm the only guy that was silly enough to use my real name (or Partly) as a CS handle. My full name is actually Luke Onassis (LukeOn). Yes, family to Aristotle.

Just wondering if anyone else also used their real name on CS or partly?

Its a fun day here in SA.

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR s*xual FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS.

This is the fourth.



Who can beat me?



Is that even a question?

I think I am already beaten.

Sorry for hogging the first page.

Now bump me to the second page with something better than this silliness.

Will come back and delete these.

Sorry, if I interrupted any entertainment.

Now may I take my leave. Was stuck in traffic.

We don't need to get philosophical about it. It makes a sound. It does. Do you need to see webcam video as proof? It makes a sound and that's my final answer!

I'm corresponding with a scammer right now, bantering back and forth!

Trying to set a 'booby' trap for him!

Lol to this site ??it's so funny to read some of the comments
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