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TRUE CHRISTMAS
Is a true Christmas really about Santa and Toys
Or is it about Angels singing with great Joy
Elves dressed up in bright clothes and tights
Three Wisemen following the Bethlehem starlight
Shopping elbow to elbow with strangers
Our Lord and Savior Jesus born in a manger
All about flying reindeer and sleighs
Or the promise of our sins being taken away
Lights, partying and food galore
Celebrating the coming of our Lord
A man dressed in red that’s a myth
God giving the World his greatest gift
Receiving a bunch of gifts and having fun
Thanking God for giving his only begotten Son
Is Christmas totally and completely material
Or about being forgiven and receiving Life Eternal
Or is it about Angels singing with great Joy
Elves dressed up in bright clothes and tights
Three Wisemen following the Bethlehem starlight
Shopping elbow to elbow with strangers
Our Lord and Savior Jesus born in a manger
All about flying reindeer and sleighs
Or the promise of our sins being taken away
Lights, partying and food galore
Celebrating the coming of our Lord
A man dressed in red that’s a myth
God giving the World his greatest gift
Receiving a bunch of gifts and having fun
Thanking God for giving his only begotten Son
Is Christmas totally and completely material
Or about being forgiven and receiving Life Eternal
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Posted: Dec 2015
About this poem:
Christmas has changed to commercialism along with changing Merry (Christ)mas to Happy Holidays. Mankind needs to return to what Christmas is really about.
Funny Moments in Christmas Movies
Scrooged When the ghost of Christmas present kicks Kross in the groin.
Home Alone When the pizza delivery driver thinks he's actually talking to a madman who is shooting him.
Home Alone 2 When Buzz is making fun of Kevin with the candles behind his ears.
Fred Claus When Fred is panhandling by dressing up as a fake Santa and gets busted by the Salvation Army Santas.
Four Christmases When Vince Vaughn is acting like Joseph at the church.
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas When the Grinch is checking his outgoing message on his answering machine.
Beavis and Butthead When the ghost of Christmas future shows Beavis his tombstone and it says "Here Lies Beavis, He Never Scored."
The Santa Clause When Santa(Tim Allen) is told by the little girl to drink the milk and he says he's lactose intolerant.
A Christmas Story When Ralphie loses it and beats up the bully and goes on a swearing tirade.
Night of the Meek(Twilight Zone) When the store manager asks for Santa to give him Brandy, vintage 1903, and Santa gives it to him out of his majic sack.
Home Alone When the pizza delivery driver thinks he's actually talking to a madman who is shooting him.
Home Alone 2 When Buzz is making fun of Kevin with the candles behind his ears.
Fred Claus When Fred is panhandling by dressing up as a fake Santa and gets busted by the Salvation Army Santas.
Four Christmases When Vince Vaughn is acting like Joseph at the church.
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas When the Grinch is checking his outgoing message on his answering machine.
Beavis and Butthead When the ghost of Christmas future shows Beavis his tombstone and it says "Here Lies Beavis, He Never Scored."
The Santa Clause When Santa(Tim Allen) is told by the little girl to drink the milk and he says he's lactose intolerant.
A Christmas Story When Ralphie loses it and beats up the bully and goes on a swearing tirade.
Night of the Meek(Twilight Zone) When the store manager asks for Santa to give him Brandy, vintage 1903, and Santa gives it to him out of his majic sack.
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Posted: Dec 2015
About this poem:
I watch a lot of Christmas movies. In this list I was looking for funny moments in Christmas movies. Of course there are a lot of other moments, but I was trying to do just one per movie. Saturday Night Live did a very funny retelling of the end of It's A Wonderful Life. In it Mr. Potter gets beat up by George Bailey and his wife with help from the mob.Bah Hum Bug!
I haven't gotten beyond this Bah Hum Bug!
I really haven't
And it is because I know I need to be more generous
I need to make my own transformation
I wish sometimes I did own a company like the one I work at
I wish I could double their salary
I wish I could provide them with a comfortable temperature
Health care would be free so a person didn't have to worry
About financial ruin because of high insurance premiums
And low benefits
The workers would be happy to come to work
The overtime would not be allowed so they could rest
And spend time with their family
So that we, all of us could truly say God bless us everyone!
I really haven't
And it is because I know I need to be more generous
I need to make my own transformation
I wish sometimes I did own a company like the one I work at
I wish I could double their salary
I wish I could provide them with a comfortable temperature
Health care would be free so a person didn't have to worry
About financial ruin because of high insurance premiums
And low benefits
The workers would be happy to come to work
The overtime would not be allowed so they could rest
And spend time with their family
So that we, all of us could truly say God bless us everyone!
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Posted: Dec 2015
About this poem:
I have been watching all the different versions of A Christmas Carol. The best has to be Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge.
Christmas Wishes!
Christmas Wishes!
May your Christmas tree be adorned and topped with an Angel of heavenly joy!
Sprinkled with snow flakes and streamers of ornate garland wrapped around your Christmas tree
Beautiful Christmas ornaments festooned throughout
It’s boughs!
Strings of colored bulbs all aglow
Silvered tinsel and garland draped over branches
With gifts of love placed beneath the tree!
Tis the time of hanging of the Holly,
kisses and gift giving!
May the Christmas Spirit dance with you
Throughout the Holidays!
“Merry Christmas”
Spirit of Christmas Poem
written by Santa’s Helper
JimEee
May your Christmas tree be adorned and topped with an Angel of heavenly joy!
Sprinkled with snow flakes and streamers of ornate garland wrapped around your Christmas tree
Beautiful Christmas ornaments festooned throughout
It’s boughs!
Strings of colored bulbs all aglow
Silvered tinsel and garland draped over branches
With gifts of love placed beneath the tree!
Tis the time of hanging of the Holly,
kisses and gift giving!
May the Christmas Spirit dance with you
Throughout the Holidays!
“Merry Christmas”
Spirit of Christmas Poem
written by Santa’s Helper
JimEee
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Posted: Dec 2015
About this poem:
Happy Holidays!Christmas gifts
So nice to see
All the Christmas gifts under the tree
But what about the ones that don't fit under the tree
The ones that really mean a lot to you and me
A full tummy full of good food
A special song that puts me in a good mood
A kind word from a stranger
The baby Jesus in the manger
Earlier this month we had Christmas snow
Lighted houses that bring that holiday glow
Time off from work
Donald Trump and his comments that make me want to smirk
Larry David's impression of Bernie Sanders
Coleslaw from Colonel Sanders
Star Wars and Daddy's Home
A friend talking to me on the phone
All these things and many more
Give me hope that you can't find in a store
All the Christmas gifts under the tree
But what about the ones that don't fit under the tree
The ones that really mean a lot to you and me
A full tummy full of good food
A special song that puts me in a good mood
A kind word from a stranger
The baby Jesus in the manger
Earlier this month we had Christmas snow
Lighted houses that bring that holiday glow
Time off from work
Donald Trump and his comments that make me want to smirk
Larry David's impression of Bernie Sanders
Coleslaw from Colonel Sanders
Star Wars and Daddy's Home
A friend talking to me on the phone
All these things and many more
Give me hope that you can't find in a store
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Posted: Dec 2015
About this poem:
Just thinking of some of things that I enjoy during Christmas. Daddy's Home is a movie with Will Ferrell. He is one of my favorite comedians. I saw his Anchorman 2 movie four times in the movie theater.Thankful
Thanks for making a road for me to drive on
Thanks for the good songs I listened to on my drive
Thanks to the people who made my car that gets me around
Thanks to the guy who drove the gas truck so I could fill up my car
Thanks to the mechanic for fixing my oil leak
Thanks to the hockey players who risk injury for my amusement
Thanks to the zamboni driver who cleans the ice between periods
Thanks to the woman who made my chicken the other day
Thanks to the chicken for being tasty
Thanks to my snails for making many babies for me to look at
Thanks to the earth's tilt so we have seasons like fall and winter
Thanks to the clouds so the sun didn't hurt my eyes on my drive home
Thanks to the librarians for getting me movies, music, and books
Thanks to this computer at the library so I don't have to spend money
Thanks for the good songs I listened to on my drive
Thanks to the people who made my car that gets me around
Thanks to the guy who drove the gas truck so I could fill up my car
Thanks to the mechanic for fixing my oil leak
Thanks to the hockey players who risk injury for my amusement
Thanks to the zamboni driver who cleans the ice between periods
Thanks to the woman who made my chicken the other day
Thanks to the chicken for being tasty
Thanks to my snails for making many babies for me to look at
Thanks to the earth's tilt so we have seasons like fall and winter
Thanks to the clouds so the sun didn't hurt my eyes on my drive home
Thanks to the librarians for getting me movies, music, and books
Thanks to this computer at the library so I don't have to spend money
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Posted: Nov 2015
About this poem:
I do all my computer work at the library. Saves me a lot of cash. I'm thankful as I like to eat!
JACK O LANTERN
HE ONLY SHINES FOR ONE NIGHT OF THE YEAR; BUT ONCE YOU SEE HIS LIT UP ANGRY FACE; YOU ARE SURE TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR GRACE! HIS FRIENDS CONSIST OF; GOBLINS AND WITCHES WHO DWELL ON SCARING PEOPLE, WHILE DIGGING THEIR DITCHES! YES, THIS NIGHT IS SO WELCOME TO JACK AND HIS MANY EVIL FRIENDS; BUT WAIT TIL THE NEXT DAY, WHEN THE ANGELS APPEAR, AND RETIRE JACK AND HIS FRIENDS, TO AN ANGELIC END; UNTIL NEXT YEAR!
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Posted: Oct 2015
About this poem:
TRICK OR TREAT! I LOVED IT WHILE GROWING UP; BUT TODAY THERE ARE TOO MANY SICK PEOPLE OUT THERE; SO PARENTS;INSPECT EVERYTHING BEFORE GIVE IT TO YOUR KIDS!Trick or Treat
Bullied at school
When am I gonna rule?
My salvation lies in rock and roll
My friend gives me a record to fill my soul
I play it backwards and get instructions
To get even with this corruption
It works great
But the demon released by this record doesn't want to wait
He loves this hate
There is no debate
He wants me to help him kill
His music my thrill
I say no
You gotta go
But he gets out with a little help
From my friend who is a welp
At the high school dance
He puts them in a trance
Then shoots lightning out of his guitar
Killing numerous teens and one teacher near and far
Then he is played on the radio
I know what I have to do
Put a radio in the back of a police car
Taunt him to come get me and drive far
I will take him out
Before he hits the river he will shout
Then I will send him away forever
From a record I shouldn't have ever played
So be careful with your records
And don't ever play them backwards
When am I gonna rule?
My salvation lies in rock and roll
My friend gives me a record to fill my soul
I play it backwards and get instructions
To get even with this corruption
It works great
But the demon released by this record doesn't want to wait
He loves this hate
There is no debate
He wants me to help him kill
His music my thrill
I say no
You gotta go
But he gets out with a little help
From my friend who is a welp
At the high school dance
He puts them in a trance
Then shoots lightning out of his guitar
Killing numerous teens and one teacher near and far
Then he is played on the radio
I know what I have to do
Put a radio in the back of a police car
Taunt him to come get me and drive far
I will take him out
Before he hits the river he will shout
Then I will send him away forever
From a record I shouldn't have ever played
So be careful with your records
And don't ever play them backwards
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Posted: Sep 2015
About this poem:
Trick or Treat is a movie from 1986. I just got it yesterday from Ebay. It is about a bullied teen who gets help from a dead rocker in dealing with bullies. Ozzy Ozborne and Gene Simmons are in this movie.
Ethereal Trip
I love the day
And especially the night
The soothing ray
Of that ethereal light
The freshness of air
Breathing so deep
I do say, I dare
Take the great leap
And float in the abyss
Drifting by, ever silent
Deep inside, perfect bliss
A feeling so oddly compliant
Down the river, I flow
To where? i dont care
Destination? I don't know
Not your average fare
All i know is im going
And thats ok with me
As the river keeps flowing
I just don't care, you see
And especially the night
The soothing ray
Of that ethereal light
The freshness of air
Breathing so deep
I do say, I dare
Take the great leap
And float in the abyss
Drifting by, ever silent
Deep inside, perfect bliss
A feeling so oddly compliant
Down the river, I flow
To where? i dont care
Destination? I don't know
Not your average fare
All i know is im going
And thats ok with me
As the river keeps flowing
I just don't care, you see
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Posted: Jun 2015
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A Summers Day
Finally that Summer sun beaming its bright light,
Music blaring in my living room am rocking,
Good job have high fences to see me dancing is a sight,
If I shout loud enough Free Booze the neighbours would come a flocking,
To feel that warmth and pleasant breeze,
Spirits high with a good feeling emotion,
No hay fever for me I do not sneeze,
When one feels this way then living life is devotion,
Songs playing enliven my rythm,
Play that Sax man rock these bones,
If a partner was here they would be dancing thats a given,
Guitar solos screeching out those dancing tones,
I have a smile across my face,
And my heart is full of joy and I am free,
I wish I could pass this on to all the human race,
So I send this message to all be happy come and join me
Music blaring in my living room am rocking,
Good job have high fences to see me dancing is a sight,
If I shout loud enough Free Booze the neighbours would come a flocking,
To feel that warmth and pleasant breeze,
Spirits high with a good feeling emotion,
No hay fever for me I do not sneeze,
When one feels this way then living life is devotion,
Songs playing enliven my rythm,
Play that Sax man rock these bones,
If a partner was here they would be dancing thats a given,
Guitar solos screeching out those dancing tones,
I have a smile across my face,
And my heart is full of joy and I am free,
I wish I could pass this on to all the human race,
So I send this message to all be happy come and join me
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Posted: Jun 2015
About this poem:
Because the warm weather has arrived those winter shadows no longer drawing out our life with its cold and dreary days. I just feel happy and am listening to music, the sun is out...so just share the moment and enjoy.Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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