Last Commented Holidays Poems (355)

I thought I saw a ghost last night
Flicker out like candle light
Then softly glow behind a tree
And reaching out, it beckoned me.

I felt a tugging at my heart
And soon my world came apart
Like spider webs on rainy days
And tattered clouds o'er windy bays.

And as I watched the eerie glow
I thought of things I used to know
Like friends once close that now have gone
Or words to ancient, nameless songs.

But when I tried to walk that way
The light grew dim and could not stay
Attached to common earthly things,
And flew away on angel wings.

Now all I have are empty fears
Of moonlit nights and passing years
And all that you could give to me
Will never serve to set me free

28 years of National Geographic Magazine
Sony Playstation
Knives
Egg Beater
$25 Gift Certificate to Texas Roadhouse
Stereo with Record Player, Cassette, and 8-Track player
Weight Bench
Stretch Armstrong
Darth Vader doll
Playschool Record Player
Light Bright
Cassette Recorder
Shark Attack Game
Simon Game
Trivial Pursuit Electronic Game
Mouse Trap
Beavis and Butthead "Work Sucks" Shirt
Homemade Ornaments from Grandma

I have celebrated the 4th of July with different fireworks
I have even celebrated using Diet Coke and Mentos
I have lighted firecrackers
Fountains and fireworks that fly
I have used sparklers, snaps, and snakes
But the tissue paper hot air balloon is my favorite
It cost me only five dollars and lasted at least five minutes
It needs have calm winds or the paper will catch on fire
You need to have two people to light the balloon
One using a long plastic lighter to prevent burning fingers
One to hold the balloon till it has enough hot air to fly
And then slowly but steadily it climbs up, up, and up into the sky
Pretty inspirational

Bad Parents
Jealous Coworkers
Minimum Wages
Endless Overtime
Bad Working Conditions
Illegal Aliens
Rape and Murder in Dubuque
Depression and Suicide
Poverty
National Debt
Jerod and Cosby
Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, and Manson
Wars around the world
Every president since I've been born
The Cash Store, Security Finance
Casinos and Compulsive Gamblers
Overpopulation
Invasive Species
NAFTA
Hell and the wrath of God

I will be getting my turkey next week
I have the bag to cook it
I already ate pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes and gravy
I also want to get sliced turkey at the deli
I shop at Walmart and Piggly Wiggly mostly
Sometimes I shop at ALDI's
I ate some cranberry sauce
I don't like real cranberries
I have some stuffing left to make
Some people are vegan
I know I should eat more vegetables and fruit
I don't like to see animals suffer, but I love meat
KFC doesn't treat their workers or the chickens nicely
But I love to eat there
It is the time to be thankful
I will be thankful for my turkey
I will be thankful for my family
Even though they are very hard to be around
Mostly I will be thankful for four days off work

I am the only turkey on the planet that does stand up comedy
Hey bartender! Can I get a drink over here?
Give me a vodka giblets!
Put that on my bill!
Last night I met a couple of chicks
Now that's what I call a turkey sandwich!
Then I found out one of them was pregnant
Boy, did I have egg on my face!
I guess the yolk was on me
I husband is engaged with lascivious sex with a dead turkey
The exhausted husband looks up and says, "How am I doing Honey?"
The wife says, "No, no, no, I told you to pluck the bird!"
I got only one thing to say to all you hungry humans out there
Eat me!

I sure hope Santa doesn't fall off a roof
Or get stuck in the chimney
Or get bitten by a guard dog
Or shot by someone who thinks Santa is a burglar
I sure do miss the snow
It's that global warming that we did nothing about
We'll be lucky if the oceans aren't boiling in a few years
It's going to be another version of Venus ya know
And what about all those presents bought on credit
Especially the ones bought with money borrowed from quick loans
Those loans charge over 500 percent interest
So you'll be lucky if you can pay off the loans before next Christmas
And what about all the poor workers who have to make those presents
They work 15 hour days for about a buck with no overtime pay
Working in cruel conditions seven days a week
The only day they get off is Christmas
And they still live in poverty
And what about all those relatives that drive you crazy
The ones you only see at Thanksgiving and Christmas
That fake insincerity really rubs me raw!
I can't wait for December 26 so I can be done with it all
Till next year that is!

Spring is in the air.
Wild animals spotted
everywhere. Birds fly
high into the blue sky.
Today is to be warmer
and sunny. Sitting out
sipping ice tea. Oh,
what a pleasant day it
shall be. Let's talk
about our day and catch
up on yesterday. Yes, I
can feel Spring in everyway.

Theres someone who loves with a love that keeps growing as days come and go.So Remember that always each day the year through (Someone Cares I Do)