Most Commented About CS Poems (263)

‘TWIXT A TWERP AND A TWIN

are you the one who is trying to come ‘twixt she and me?
Are you the one who makes her blush like the roses we Are blessed to see?
Couldst you be the one to split up a couple alegedly laden with love?
And are you the one who promised to gather and grant her every star above?

Wouldst thou presume to have the power
At any second, minute or hour
To make me fade like a fireplace and its smoke
And then try to rekindle the embers she came to stoke

Must you be taught about her ample lust?
And the pies she bakes with a buttery crust?
Will you be the one, the weed and the wedge?
But take heed when she’s tries to lead you the edge

So, you must be the one who thinks himself suave and urbane
Okay, I say, go learn about the intricacies of the lady’s brain
Then strike up a conversation about being handsome and rich
Do all that because I certainly don’t want the ignorant b*tch
© 2011.….free cee! PHREEPOETREE

The mailbox lights up
When they are there
I stop to wonder
Who would care
Open the door
To someones life
Without regarding
Any strife
Trust the sender
Open your heart
Tho wary maybe
Might just start
From rome to spain
They do come
Wondering if
Your the one
Hopes an dreams
Carry their call
Opening up
Before the fall
Honesty prevails
Most of the time
Although some do
Spin you a line
Regards to all
Who enjoy the search
For the endearing qualities
Of the lovebirds perch

Stay off the drugs
As best as you can
Eat well and exercise
If you can. and also
Be the best you can be
Till death do you part.
cause a moment later will be your last fart.

This is the reason
Why you are NOT
You have no heart
You feel like a BOT !!!

if this is the last thing
I ever write, it is because of you
how could you throw love away
you were h*rny? you are mindless. soulless. worthless. and now a murderer.

I am beyond meaning but to punctuate that you may as well be talking to my cat

Mark this one on the calendar kids, each and every All of you,
a one-off epicurean beggar bids.
Spins a tale from fabled realm, scenarios projected from a crystal ball
Seating limited to an even One Hundred, females only please

If ever a Centaur thought itself a mule, warm is fuzzy is a jackal’s tail
but knows where all the cops are too…
Suggests to pack an overnight bag - lost dove on the wing caught up
the whirlwind, this devil’s advocate has your back
Be sure bring along your best perfume, any routing #’s laying around
ah what the heck, lifetime savings too
Triton`s Spear aimed Mermaid World this instant Stingrays You!

Lollipop disguise in no way Self-Serving, no not at all because
without even having played the thing
the Lottery Prize has just befallen Three!
Those hopeful remaining 90 plus 7 will have to wait most patiently
while the man w/the plan from FEMA eventually gets back to you

So what was it exactly, thou sweet and cherished, each one my lucky three
what is it you wish to profit by me?
Those Ruby Slippers, click heels together, tornado gently sets you down
No Munchkin Land, no balloons on a string
no airfare included, no jeweled crown; but instead
Fate’s straight hand would choose to hand you this:
A First among absolute Worst, this
alter-alternative tenpin from Mars; this
stuffed doggy on a trash bin flashing a wink, this
{all capitals} > > top dog-diggity jerk

When Me myself and I come around, best bet is to head outta town.
Wink wink blink;
but y’all’s beautiful remember; y’all jus’ b’yooful !!!

Mr and Missus sealed with a million kissess,

Death by toll's upon the golden scroll it's truth it's fantasy it's story's untold,

Beneath the apple tree the story's are told,


But out the real world your own life unfolds.

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I have filled out where I am from,
I have stated my age.
With a click of the mouse,
you can see my page.

I put this info there,
so you don't have to ask me.
If you ask me these things,
not trying to be dastardly.

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you're a bit dense?
Or maybe just lazy,
please don't take offense.

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to be asked what you ask.
Read my damned profile,
it's no great task.

Guess what, if you actually bother to,
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You'll see I'm not the one for you,
you're simply smitten by my smile!