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Have you ever .........?

Maybe .....

Have you ever .........?

Aaah yes ... I knew I had a better one. I read about this one ...

A kid blew up a balloon and shoved it right down the toilet past the bend....

So his Dad went to the loo ...... and flushed it afterwards ... and nothing would go down....... so ......

He got a stick and prodded it ... and the balloon exploded ..... and blew all the stuff up in the air ....

Have you ever .........?

Here we just take photos of them, passed out in their chair ... decorated with stompies up their nostrils and in their ears.

But I like that one ..... next one to pass out gets their eyebrows shaved off.......

Have you ever .........?

Aaahhh okay .... so now you all are as bored as I am huh...?

Ja,that counts. I think I`ll do that this next Saturday ....... when I stop for a coffee in Germany.......

RE: Every One So Confused

Well .. of course it was.

If motor car designs are in production 10 years before they hit the roads ....... then politics is not far behind huh?

Thinking and planning is easier than the manufacturing process.

The best thing to do is go play some games ......

I`m off to play the Snooker game, to beat my current record.... I gave up on the Haloween pumpkins because it seems to recognise me and wont let me get over a certain infant score .....

Have you ever .........?

You can see how bored I am here, huh?.....

14 views, and no comments?

Bet you all gonna go out and get some cling wrap .......

Have you ever .........?

........ put cling-wrap over the toilet basin, lower both lids ..... and wait ..........

An interesting experiment!

Or do you have an equall diabolical "trick" to play on your family or friends?

RE: The Singing Cucaracha

This is the most intelligent thread posted today.....

RE: Bulge

Depends on what you consider the most Intriguing part....?

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

She is not generalising, as such, just speculating, I think? ... hence the reason this subject is open to debate.

And now we shall debate it .... huh ....?

So ....... what is your feelings on this subject?

You got no girlfriend, and no wife ... so why you not organising a get-together of all the single lonely Maltesers .. huh?

Don`t you just love this ....?

I saw this originally ... as just a "conversation" ... before the Tiger Woods title. So I dunno who and who they are supposed to be ...... but I pack up laughing whenever I see it!

I now enjoy the yeowling cats in the street here ....... ..and ours when they do that to strange visitor cats .....

They must be saying "something"?

RE: Seeking dating woman for marriage

What you need to do is this ....... buy a house, and a nice car.

Then go out ...... find a nice young lady and give them to her, if she`ll marry you.

In the long term that method will save you a lot of heartache and expense. Because she now owns your house and car, and so you have no more problems in life. If she wants to divorce you, you just pack your clothes in a case and move out. And then you are single again.

Then you buy another house and another car, and do the same .......

Life can be SO simple.

Don`t you just love this ....?

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Okay, small as Malta is, it seems to be a problem to get from one town to another? ... transport problems.

So ... here`s a suggestion. Why don`t you guys and girls just meet up with those in your own areas, and then once you`ve met up, you can then arrange a further, bigger meet-up, by sharing transport?

Doesn`t have to be a romance type meet-up - just a connection with other members - drink a cold beer, chat. Hey, you never know what elligible relatives each other member has ... that could possibly end up being the Perfect Partner?

COLOURS and what they mean to you .......

Hello dear fellow CSers .....

Allow me to pour you a drink of your choice .....

Now .... sit back and relax .... and tell us about how colours affect you, in your life experiences. Or ..... anyone you know who is affected by colours.........

And then .... when you have all bared your hearts .... I will tell you a boring one, or could be interesting, depending on whether you can empathise with it, or not.......

RE: what did you catch lately ??

.............and I further my education! Thank you, that is interesting.

The South Africans in the Cape of SA love smoked Snoek, and so do I....

RE: what are you sorry for ??

I heard about that this last weekend - could not believe it - but then again ...... there is always something we never knew about, out there!

Lovely to have another planet ... all the homeless and jobless could go there ... and build themselves an empire ..... and their make their own governments .... and live happily ever after, without having to blame anyone else!..............

RE: what are you sorry for ??

I said that? Nah .... I have to wait for my Master to inform me of the correct time of re-location, and in the meantime I have chosen to live in the bestest most beautiful country in the world ...... next step to my home planet!

This is the stage of life where one learns all about re-cycling and not wasting essential life-giving stuff like water and other things ... and only THEN does one get to your better planet.

So those not living in Switzerland have to first ... no no ... oops ..... stay where you are ... and try and be Swiss!

RE: what did you catch lately ??

Dear Mitsos .... you have a strong intuition about these things! hahaaaa....... yes, you are absolutely correct!

Now I go to answer Comrade Conrad!

RE: Would you date someone who is homeless

Oh dear Phoenix ... you sure come up with some strange onesl, huh?

I voted a No, simply because I am tired of solving other peoples problems, and all problems in general.

And I don`t fancy dating a person who has no means of having a shower, cooking a meal (in a nice kitchen as opposed to bbq-ing over an old oil drum on a pavement and passing the bottle around) .... maybe if I was 17 yrs old and it was "fun" to irritate parents ........ but those days are over (for me) and I prefer a little comfort in life.

A nice glass of of good wine in a crystal glass ....... homeless doesn`t do that.

I am entitled to be selfish now. And I know that if one wants a home, there is always a means of having one ...... it just means having to actually work for it!

RE: what did you catch lately ??

Mine was also over 5kg and I also caught it with my bare hands ..... hahahaaaaaa........well not exactly ....... but near enough ........ I still got him, too good to eat!

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Oh I wouldn`t say that.

When I went over there for a get-together it was a hell of a success!

I felt like a movie star ... arriving at the airport and having this "gang" meet me .... then the night at Fat Harrys was SUPER!

Even when I left I had most of the gang travelling to the airport for a big send-off.

But, hey, I guess that was because I was there, huh...?

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Malta gone all quiet ......? Everyone out and about their business and not at their computers.......?

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Sooooooo......?

What happened in Malta on the 6th ......?

Did any of you manage to meet-up.....?

RE: CH August 1st

You lisp when you write, Conrad?

RE: Empty thread

Not bad for an empty thread .... it`s hit page TWO!

Are we allowed to talk about anything here?....... Gee my whisky tastes good! I MEGA cleaned the upstairs shower today AND all the kitchen food cupboards, so I deserve it.

Does anyone else here deserve a drink tonight?

RE: what are you sorry for ??

Beautiful. Thank you Equi-poise.



Sometimes I get fed up with all the recycling and not buying new stuff, seeing how others waste .... BUT .....like the story of the child with the starfish .... at least my little corner of the planet, on my few sq.m. is "clean" .. and my conscience is clear.

Now I go pour a whisky and enjoy the other threads. Maybe I come back to this one - it^s a nice thread ..... Thanks Whitewhoeveryouare in Malta!

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

Well ... I hope as many of you as are able manage to get-together on the 6th!

Good luck......

RE: CH August 1st

My small cow-town village has the BEST 1st August celebrations!

The Gemeinde organises a huge bonfire on the Knall overlooking the village ..... but before that everyone gathers at the Gemeinde building to drink beers/wines, and bbq, and listen to the Gemeinde president welcoming all the kids that have turned 18 this year ..... the choirs sing ..... then a band plays for dancing..... and the new "citizens" who`ve just turned 18 are given a party in the cellar with free wine and beers (they are now elligible!) .. and free food.

A local wine farmer does the pyrotechnic display at 11pm,.... and this year he hired a live Rock`n Roll band to play the music! and everyone partied till about 4am .......

All this racket disturbed the cows and sheep ... so we had clanging cow and sheep bells added to the noise!

RE: CS Get-Together in Malta

RED - RED - RED .....just wear something RED!