New religion.........

Ok - so you are 'God' or you invented 'God' (same difference)

You are in charge of a new religion!

Never mind the reality and the faith or lack of it - what RULES would you write down that the followers of your religion should obey?

What punishment (e.g. being tickled to death with a feather duster) if any would your religion give to a follower who broke these rules?

Why?

Thank you,

Your Imperial Holy Mercurialness

'Bugs Bunny' stuck

RE: rate the person above you

an 'ok' guy I guess - how did he lose his shirt? dunno laugh

Easter Eggs - why?

Now, SOLID chocolate easter eggs are tooth-breakingly good! grin thumbs up

Hollow easter eggs a con - like a false pregnancy that's just a large gas bubble trying to get out!

help

RE: What do you think about your National Anthem????

The first time I ever went to an American cinema (in Germany, I think) I was shocked how people stood up for the national anthem; we Brits used to do that too, but many decades ago!

We just stood to attention - no hand on heart though as that is way too emotional and 'soppy' for us cold-blooded reptiles!

grin

RE: What do you think about your National Anthem????

Great - and I was just going off to bed in a bad mood! thumbs up

Did you know that.......... Billy Connolly has a place here in Gozo?

I've never met him, but apparently he chills out in the local square of the village and chats to the locals who haven't a clue who he is and don't given a monkey's either - as long as he buys a round! wine grin

Easter Eggs - why?

"In Christian times, the egg was a symbol of new life just as a chick might hatch from the egg. The Easter egg tradition may have celebrated the end of the privations of Lent.

In the Medieval Europe, eggs were forbidden during Lent as well as other traditional fast days. During the strict Lenten fast of forty days no eggs were eaten. It was traditional to use up all of the household's eggs before Lent began, which established the tradition of Pancake Day. This was because, in Christian times, the egg was a symbol of new life just as a chick might hatch from the egg.

Eggs were viewed as symbols of new life and fertility through the ages.

It is believed that for this reason many ancient cultures, including the Ancient Egyptians, Persians, and Romans, used eggs during their spring festivals.

In Eastern Christianity, both meat and dairy are still prohibited during the fast, and eggs are seen as "dairy" (a foodstuff that could be taken from an animal without shedding its blood). That is the reason why eggs laid during that time were often boiled or otherwise preserved!"

Easter Eggs - why?

re Ostara the same holiday internet source said:

"Despite claims being made that Easter Eggs were originally pagan symbols, there is no solid evidence for this. It was not until the 18th Century that Jakob Grimm theorised a putative pagan connection to Easter Eggs with a goddess of his own whom he named Ostara, a suggested German version of Eostre."

dunno

Easter Eggs - why?

I googled Easter eggs - what fun!

This is a quote.......... sorry I forgot to take the reference:

"Easter eggs are specially decorated eggs given out to celebrate the Easter holiday or springtime.

It is the influence of the traditional spring rites that made Easter so egg-special. And myths coming down to us from an incredibly distant past have shown man's relationship with the egg to be very deep seated one. This is caught in old Latin proverb: "Omne vivum ex ovo". This means "all life comes from an egg". Not just the Latin saying, eggs are just laid well over all corners of the world. From ancient India to Polynesia, from Iran, Greece, and Phonecia to Latvia, Estonia, and Finland, from Central America to the west coast of South America, there are reports of myths of the whole universe created out of an egg. Thus, it is not unusual that in almost all ancient cultures eggs had been held as an emblem of life. The concept of all living beings born from an egg is also a foundational concept of modern biology. "

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

I tried fishing for compliments once - caught nothing! moping

RE: Outsourcing US jobs Overseas.....

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Outsourcing US jobs Overseas.....

I'll second that - Denmark is cool and democratic AND most people cycle everywhere so no need to use gas-guzzling SUV's and waste our (the world's) fossil fuels so selfishly!

grin

Yesterday

Yesterday was a public holiday in Malta.

A public holiday to celebrate the end of British rule.

Unfair!

Why not one to celebrate kicking out the French, Italians, Carthaginians, Phoenicians, Aye_Rabs,Knights of Malta (oh, maybe they never left!)etc etc etc? - we could then have several more public holidays here then!

dancing

RE: What should i do to make my profile better

I posted 'Good luck' didn't I?

The young man is a young man...... young men should avoid women until they have become expert at fishing and meditating.

In a relationship between a man and a woman fishing and meditating skills are extremely important.

'Honey, I'm going fishing now - be back in time for supper!'

is a phrase every young man should know off by heart......how can he say that with sincerity if he is not yet an expert fisherman/meditator?

You have been very cruel to me to say that I was cruel to the young man............. I hate it when I am misunderstood!

P.S. If ONLY I had learnt to fish my personal relationships wouldn't have been such a disaster...... heck, I was trying to help, dammit! grin

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

I'm a Troll.

I live under a bridge.

It's very nice bridge.

Thank you.

hug

RE: HAS ANYBODY EVER HAD THE COURAGE TO TELL THEIR BOSS / PARTNER / FAMILY / FREIND / CLUB / CLIENT TO..

thumbs up

RE: The Aussie One

Mercedes is my ONLY friend, and ONLY member of my new religion 'Mercurialism'............. without her I am bereft of adulation, and without adulation I shall surely die!

crying crying crying

RE: The cost of Religious abandonment...

It's a very hard concept.

I believe that if an individual believes he or she hasn't done anything bad it can make him or her a little arrogant; humility is a wonderful thing but hard to have if in the words of a song:

'Oh Lord, it's hard to humble, if I'm perfect in every way!' (joking lyrics, but jokes often contain the kernel of some truth)

So - making people feel guilty when they would otherwise not feel guilty has repercussions:

1.) It can humble them

2.) You can exert religious power over that individual.

3.) That superiority 'I am good' attitude can be restrained in those that have it and then the individual can then be used to serve the common good.

4.) Those who refuse to be internally humbled become either religious leaders or politicians or both!

Just some silly thoughts on my side - but is there any truth, or anything worth discussing from these silly thoughts?

dunno

RE: What should i do to make my profile better

Nothing much.

Go fishing.

While fishing meditate.

Come back in ten years and share your thoughts!

Good luck! laugh

RE: OMW-the new GM

A man of reason!

Those at the top normally take a risk if they invest in their OWN companies (though many CEO's these days are just parasites living off their workers and giving the shareholders, the real owners, a very raw deal).

Those who are in charge of unions often also live like Kings.

I've met left-wing socialists who I could not travel in the same train compartment with because they were, of course, travelling first class at taxpayers expense while I was travelling second.

Those who risk their money deserve a fair return.

Those who labour as employees deserve a fair return.

Where the aims of both unite we have genuine prosperity - when either the managers of a company or their workers get too greedy then we have conflict ............ the REALITY is that we have to work towards common interests; if we cannot find common interests then we tend to destroy society instead of building for the future prosperity of everybody.

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

Hey - I hit level zero......the ground floor! grin

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

Well, I have to agree with you that I cannot agree with people who take the whole of the bible literally.......... that is insane to me (not wanting to disrespect anybody's beliefs but it is just incredible when translated and taken into context).

Let's imagine God wanting us to hear and read his word.

If I were God, I'd get somebody to write something that was clear, simple and straightforward something easy to understand - it would be cruel of me to inspire such conflicting writings.

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

I knew an 'Emo Tonal'

He had an Irish cousin called 'Em O'Toenail'

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

Nice.

I'm at level minus one though..........

RE: Have you ever done anything unusual.................

Like calling Royal Signals 'scaley backs'?

RE: Have you ever done anything unusual.................

You should join go see the pilot and spill coffee all over him and see if the auto pilot takes over while he screams in agony - if that doesn't cure the problem, forget it! dunno

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

I assumed you were an atheist, but then maybe you assumed I was a Christian - I have no idea what I am........ conversing

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

You could be right.

My dad died 14th August 2008.

He spent a lot of time thinking about these things for several years before he died.......... out of interest - not a morbid, negative curiousity.

He studied the bible every day for at least four years.

He got some answers, but not 'the answer' he was looking for.

I'll go ask him if he has seen the end of an empty argument or if it is still ongoing............

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

That's a long time if somebody posts a lot - seems like she has been here since before they made that film 'She'!

You know - the woman who refused to die! Whoops! laugh

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

Me naughty!

Your pic was so naughty that it almost proved that God exists!

blushing

RE: Isn't God with Everyone?

Krimsa is not 'new' - she's been in CS since the last millennium!

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