RE: Priceless

A woman trained to leave the toilet seat UP! grin

RE: Priceless

An elderly person who hasn't yet regressed to the XXL diaper baby stage; old people tend to be wise and should not be dismissed just because they are getting physically feeble and maybe a little deaf and maybe a little blind!

RE: North Korea...and the "misslle test"

Everybody has a right to develop their own nuclear weapons - my mum wants one for her birthday! doh

RE: New 'Travel Group' just started

Thanks, Sommer - I'm a 'groupie' now! conversing help

RE: Gday

You need the Mercurial pest control company....... one sprinkling of holy mercurial 'water' and 99% of pesky critters curl up and die! laugh

RE: Priceless

I don't have that problem - my credit rating is so crap I can't get a loan! grin dancing

RE: New 'Travel Group' just started

Where?

RE: Multiple Intelligence (MI), which one are you?

but mine never actually say:

'You are dull and boring and take too many tests - go get a life!'

confused help laugh

RE: Gday

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! blushing

RE: Priceless

I'd prefer CO3 (free)! cool

RE: Priceless

That's a gas! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Gday

Never heard of 'The Great Escape'? grin cool dancing

RE: Gday

Ok, if I must!

"Bless Mercedes, and all things that creepeth upon her - yay, even unto to the snapping and biting thingies"

Good nuff?

moping

What would YOU have done?

I didn't write that..........plus not all stocks and savings have suffered - and those that have suffered but arebouncing back are fantastic to buy for the next six months or so.

Say a house was worth 100k, and is now only worth 60k - one would only have had to make 80k out of 100k capital in nine months to buy THREE at 60k.........easy if you are lucky enough to make over 53% on one investment in less than three weeks!

I can quote many bonds that have done very well since December 2008 and many that still represent 'good value' now.

To tell the truth I don't believe my judgement is that good.

I am good on the Mathematics side....... and leave the expertise, after I've worked out the figures, to somebody I trust on whether it is a good decision to buy or sell.

Nine times out of ten my suggestion to buy or sell is 'shot down in flames', but the one in ten where I'm told 'that seems ok' I've gone ahead and done well.

What would YOU have done?

Maybe - buy 100,000 pairs of 'frightened sausage' size only at a HUGE discount and capture the niche market on the internet for men with small dangly bits who are shy of going into a shop and asking for size 'XXS' (extra extra small).

See - I am a genius!

Send me 1.32% of your GROSS profits by way of gratitude, please!

wine

What would YOU have done?

Thank you - life is good........ a little scared that one day I might wake up and discover I have to go back to work....... but worse things have happened to me! grin

Good luck to you too......... thumbs up

RE: Gday

It WAS nice knowing you!

help moping wave

RE: Priceless

I used to have grandparents ~chuckle~ ~chuckle~ batting smoking

RE: Priceless

finding out your wife is really an alien so you have grounds to have the marriage annuled on the grounds that 'she' wasn't a real woman! confused help

RE: Gday

Crocodiles!

I am now a VERY frightened mercurial sausage! crying

What would YOU have done?

I had a buyer at my asking price last June.

I declined to exchange contracts at the last moment (it represented my only security in life at that point in time).

I committed financial suicide by not selling, and will probably keep that property (in the UK) for at least another 4/5 years.

Put it this way - if I'd invested the profit from selling that house just nine months ago I could have made enough money to buy at least three similar houses now!

What's that old saying?

'Practive what I preach NOT what I do!' laugh

RE: Gday

tissues? confused dunno laugh

RE: Priceless

somebody else's baby's chuckle (ask any grandparent!) grin

RE: Gday

Mercedes,

Christians, Atheists and Mercurialists all welcome you back; your front is ok, too! grin

What would YOU have done?

Perceived risk is just that!

10% of bonds 'defaulted' in the 1930's............ I am making the assumption that 20% will default in this recession - apart from that it is a fantastic time to invest - 'safe as houses' people say but I know many who are in your position and it is definitely not funny..........

Timing is everything. I told a dear friend when she sold her UK house at her asking price less than two years ago that then was NOT the time to reinvest in property but it was what she knew and trusted - if somebody had realised the equity on their property then and rented for a couple of years and invested there money once the bottom had fallen out of the financial market they would be worth at least four times what they were worth two years ago!

I'd not invest in property even when it hits the bottom; I'd wait for it to have gone up for a few months first - anyway, I'll go on what Buffett says, which is:

'The purchase of a house should be primarily to live in and NOT as an investment - only buy what you can afford, and enjoy living in it!'

thumbs up

What would YOU have done?

Invest in 'James Bonds' instead! cool

RE: Gday

I keep it well hidden though! blushing tongue

RE: Gday

It's a short story.......... my darling told me that the 'wurst' she brought out from Germany was 'ok for frightening' - she meant 'frying'........ since then I have been her 'little frightened sausage'! crying

RE: Gday

Sometimes they let me out for a walk - as long as I have my 'bleeper' with GPS thingybob so I can be found if I get lost! professor grin dancing

RE: Gday

No idea.......all I know is I am 'The Frightened Sausage'

moping

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