What To Treat The Ladies On.
When I was young my dad told me never try to impress a woman on a first date. He said if she really liked you, she would be happy walk to with you to a take-way stand and eat whatever you gave her.In view of the international nature of CD I thought I would compile a guide on what to treat your long distance lover when you finally get to meet her.
An English Miss –
Fish and chips wrapped in newspaper.
A French Mademoiselle –
Take her for a walk on a rainy day, she will get the snails, take you to her maisonette, prepare them, cook them and by the time they are ready, you will be already full up with the hors-d´oeuvres. (Minerva)
A German Fräulein –
A doner kebab - whatever that is. I hope it is cheaper than sauerkraut. (KNenagh)
An Australian Sheila –
A Vegemite Sandwich .
An African Maiden –
Pap and Wors (thick maize porridge and sausage). Pap is optional!
An US Chick –
Hotdogs from a pavement stand.
An Irish Lassie -
A small helping of Black Pudding. (Hans4711)
An Afrikaans Madam –
A Boerewors (sausage) roll. The roll is optional!
An Indonesian Bird –
Raw oysters. Just take her to the sea. She will take them out for you too.
A Barbadian Queen –
Hot Bajan Fish Cakes.
A China Doll –
A generous helping of rice served on a bed of rice.
A Japanese Lady –
Sashimi - Raw fish. Just take her to the fresh fish market.
An Italian Signorina –
Chinese quick noodles. She will love the superior quality.
A Portuguese Senorita –
Dried fish. No need to take her anywhere, she will have a good supply.
A Canadian Miss -
Clubbed baby seals. Plenty of frozen carcasses abandoned in the ice fields.
A Spanish Señorita -
Take her to the nearest Tapa Bar and buy the cheapest drink. (Zman)
A Ugandan Beauty in Nigerian refugee camp -
An UN ration pack bought on the black market.
But now I’m stuck. Maybe with some suggestions we can complete this manual for overseas dating.
Comments (97)
Pap and Tik is strictly reserved for the Capetonian Maraai.
Yes, our Afrikaans Madams are spoiled.
From what I understand the African maiden with Pap & Wors is the best bet. She will dish all the food in one plate and then feed her man the best of it and she will eat what is left over after he had enough. Makes you think; not so?
Here expired foods are sold as pig food. These pigs eat like kings.
What are they protecting. The coffee beans.
Is this for true now or are you having me on?
I just Googled it and it seems to be within the budget or repulsive enough.
I misunderstood the black pudding entirely.
I thought that is what you get after having Pap & Wors with the African maiden.
Canadian Sausage. Do they make sausage? I wonder what they use. Seal sausage? Must ask about it.
I ate it in Namibia. The Germans there make it. Did not particularly enjoy it.
I suppose you are to close to Cecily to escape their attention.
Come and see me ion my office. Now!
american ladies and hotdog stands yes if shes sixteen
but you don't understand. This is a test to see if she really likes you. If she really likes the guy she will be satisfied with a cheap hotdog bought at a sidewalk stand.
you do somewhat have to impress not by spending load of cash but by doing something that lets your date know that they are different intresting and worth trying spend your life with wether they are male or female
you do somewhat have to impress not by spending load of cash but by doing something that lets your date know that they are different intresting and worth trying spend your life with wether they are male or female
Well it only took him thtee yearz to beg me to marry hi after that. But there you go
Lol. Phyllis
The fact is just that it is about the only way for a man to decide the bona fides of a date very quickly and efficiently.
You meet her on foot. If she does not like it then you are rid of her but think how pleasantly surprised she will be when you park your red BMW in front of her apartment the next day to take her to the most exotic restaurant for a meal.
And think how envious her friend, who dumped you three weeks ago for being a church mouse, will be when she learns this.
Now we talk the same language. Enjoying each others company regardles of the circumstances.
Or am I wrong now?
Things are so simple and uncomplicated when love is reciprocated. There are no hidden agendas and/or ulterior motives.
I would rather have a plain girl who wants me for who I am than a glamorous girl who wants me for what I have. For I can at any stage lose what I have but I can never lose who I am. Does it make sense?
Such an interesting conversation we have here. Join the club.
Now whatever food the man that ihe offers me I'll love it. I might give him the truth that I don't like it. For nxt time
Nicblog cat. Wow.
Love it
Life is so much easier when you keep things simple. How many within my reach? I don't know. I have concluded my shopping a while ago.