Perhaps the biggest mystery of all mankind

So I hop out of the shower. Standing naked in front of the mirror, I start brushing my teeth. Okay, next, I grab for the Q-tips. You know, you gotta keep your ears clean. Following all that, I grab my pit spray. Spraying my pits, it hits me. What the hell purpose does a man's nipples serve? Why do men have them? Hmmmmmmmm????? I thought they would have a purpose if I pierced them. laugh

The only thing I can think of, do women get sexually aroused from a man's nipples? Otherwise, what in the world are they there for?

I will be leaving here shortly for dinner but I will be responding to comments when I get back.
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That is great CH. It sounds like it worked out pretty well for you. Did you have on anything under your jeans and jacket? rolling on the floor laughing j/k.

Maybe you should try and meet up with him again; therefore, you can work on your self-control. grin
Crazyh.
sigh OMG!
You enjoyed his company! Keep me posted.
Johnny, he might bare them and ask me to nibble...that happens to be one of my weaknessesuh oh roll eyes
Well knowing that CH, it may be wise to ask him over the phone. You cannot latch yourself on if it is over the phone....can you? dunno

While you are at it, you may as well ask him to buy you a house too. laugh
gn CH....don't let the bed bug bite. :)
rolling on the floor laughing Do tell Johnny that the curtains are all closed when you walk around in your birthday suit...........wave wave wave handshake
Heyyy ..Heerrreeeee'sssss Jooohhhnnnnnnyyyy!!!head banger

Now what the heck kinda question is that, Johnny? lol doh

The reason guy's have them things is because without a shirt on, you see a smiley face, err an Ooh face on your body..

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see, the two chest buttons side by side, then the belly button below with two lines on each side of it to represent Abs.flex Nature gave us an emoticon "ooh" face on our bodies. lol laugh
That is not the abs.That is the moustahe.
Johnny!!!!!!

What did I win? What did I win?!?!?!?!?

laugh laugh laugh
Chinese Lunar New Year ( 2015, year of the Goat ) is just around the corner...maybe you could get me some lovely potted yellow Chrysanthemum flowers?? smitten smitten smitten
Hi Johnny, just catching up.

Hello to all.

SR
Hey Robert....now isn't that a clever way of making sense out of those things. rolling on the floor laughing Nice idea. :)
Hello Cap......it is suppose to be a secret, but now you have exposed me. lol I do have hair on my chest. dancing
And as a parting gift, while you are leaving the building....you will be given a dozen potted yellow Chrysanthemum flowers. grin
Hello SR,

Thank you for stopping in and saying hi.....hi back to you. :)


If you are still in Minnesota, you must surely be cold there. I just got in from being out and it was -15 degrees here. I haven't seen that temperature since I lived way up norther a few years ago. Stay warm and safe. snowglobe wave
They're a pit stop when you kiss your way down a man's chest (and a place to use your teeth as other areas might get complaints). uh oh

confused Am I on the money? laugh
laugh KN....you just might have hit the nail on the head there. So, we have two women who admit they serve a purpose for them. grin I am now starting to see the importance of them. grin
I don't know Usha....that lop-sided guy looks pretty interesting. rolling on the floor laughing
Hello Mont,

After reading Jojo's post, you might be spot on right...as rain. That would make women the superior being. At least many of them think and behave that way. laugh
They do, indeed, Johnny!comfort comfort
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