RE: Which strong English speaking accent is hardest for Americans to understand.

I love the American people. That reminds me, I'd better go and feed the one I have locked up in the basement.

RE: Competition

I can pee quite a long way, and pretty high too, maybe not the farest in the whole world but if we have a competition I'd probably make the podium.

RE: Are you afraid of being hurt again?

Yeah I'm afraid of being hurt again, thats why I use an oven mitt to get hot things out of the oven these days.

RE: Question of the century! When was the last time Mercedes_00 had shoulder length hair?

A more important question... Do the, ahh, rugs match the curtains?

teddybear

RE: Question of the century! When was the last time Mercedes_00 had shoulder length hair?

I think it was December 1973, or it could have been January 1974.

No arms or legs for a day.

What would you do if you had no arms or legs for the day, and to make it more interesting you're also deaf and blind, quadreplegic and have no teeth.

RE: Quotes

Bubby get pizza for cat.

RE: Random Thoughts

Surely my posts are not that bad?

RE: Can America be great again?

Probably not as great as Great Britain.

RE: Tell me a secret!!!

I sometimes have a lefty.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part XX

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part XX

Which begs the question- how many willy's on sticks have you seen? I guess there'd be a few at a lesbian protest march or something.

The River Boys.

Been's the only guy I know who's burnt his knob making a cuppa for himself.

sad flower

RE: Under clothes

A walnut.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part XX

Here's a workout video...



RE: Language

I only can speak English, but I've never had a problem in countries where they dont. Nearly everywhere, children learn English, but even where they dont- pointing, nodding and smiling is plenty.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part XX

RE: Armed teachers

My opinion I posted on another gun thread...

I see that the latest plan is to arm teachers with guns. What happens in the cafeteria? arm the ladies there too I guess. Then the bus ride home, arm the bus driver I suppose. Of course, the sports coach will need to carry a piece, as will the librarians...
Then take a look at school uniforms, kevlar vests make perfect sense really, and obviously they're going to need helmets.
Maybe limit each student to 3 hand grenades each, or their packs will be too heavy and cumbersome to carry around in the freshly dug trenches.

It would be funny if it wasn't so serious.

RE: Is gun control the solution to these unspeakable tragedies?

I see that the latest plan is to arm teachers with guns. What happens in the cafeteria? arm the ladies there too I guess. Then the bus ride home, arm the bus driver I suppose. Of course, the sports coach will need to carry a piece, as will the librarians...
Then take a look at school uniforms, kevlar vests make perfect sense really, and obviously they're going to need helmets.
Maybe limit each student to 3 hand grenades each, or their packs will be too heavy and cumbersome to carry around in the freshly dug trenches.

It would be funny if it wasn't so serious.

RE: Mature women

And so the last bit of cleaning thats been mentioned a few times, how come you arent into old Indian women? Surely there must be a few over there...

RE: Employment

Yeah Mum wouldnt let me quit, so I gave myself a bleached mohawk and they sacked me... Happy times.

RE: I need to run 5 km none stop

Crumbs sorry Dee, I dont mean to.lips I must just be caught up in my own little thoughts or something, because I can only think of one or two I ignore and they're not you.

Its the old story, all our geese are not swans, those of us that make a lot of jokes have to accept sometimes they're just not funny and move on. I dont think he was meaning anything bad.

RE: Do you live on a strict spending budget?

Trust me, you dont want a $1600 houseboat...

RE: I need to run 5 km none stop

Dee Dee Dee, Geez you're slow on the pick up. He's having a laugh... Bit rude, but funny... Might have to read back.

RE: Do you live on a strict spending budget?

I'd pay that for a handbag. If it came with a car.

RE: Mature women

Ches is right. All the old birds are gagging for a bit of young guy action, but they dont want to sponsor a migrant and/or give half their house away. Explains why old Indian birds have no appeal for him.

The River Boys.

I just checked the rules and it turns out been's right, so release the puppies with the pink noses.

RE: Chores

I've never owned an iron. But lately I've been thinking about getting a sewing machine and having a go at it, how difficult can it be?

RE: fat fingers lookin

If you're planning to hit the mountain first, might pay to take a cushion to sit on by the creek.

RE: fat fingers lookin

Wolf Creek... hngh hngh hngh...

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