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Russia vs Ukraine! If it all takes us by surprise? Have you made some preparations?
Should USA open its borders to European refugees?
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Will your destination be Australia or Africa?

Well i hope peace prevail!!!

Whats your preference,.......................................................?

It's very difficult to please everyone here...you post a blog and there's always one or two who will attack it Disagreement, arguments and clashes of opinions are pretty normal unless it's accompanied by name callings and insults.

I'm here for some laugh, to escape the stress of real world from time to time...reason why I prefer to post fun blogs. Not everyone can get my humor, I'm OK with that...I'm not a professional blogger nor a writer and I never aspire to be. I post silly blog here for some fun I like to laugh, I don't get enough of that amidst seriousness of life...anyone who join in is more than welcome on my blog.

We are different from each other, we came from different culture, different tradition, different upbringing...I don't expect everyone to agree or understand me but I make it a point to say nothing than to insult others...I'm not better than them, they're not better than me, ....or are you ? Do you think you're better than others here?

Each blogger has his/her own way and style in blogging...we are not the same. Some post about their day to day pathetic existence, some about their jobs, some about their neighbors, some about how great they are, some about sex and the lack of it, anything under the sun really but if nothing else, some post about other blogs and bloggers...those are our blog critics

Not every blog topic will be to your liking...some blogs are too young for you...some are too old for you...some are too stupid for you...some are too intelligent for you...some are too classy for you and some are too lowly for you....then why the heck would you read and post there? Just move on or just post your own blog! Specially those who don't post blogs but quick to post their righteous opinions

If you want to keep this place going and a happy place for lonely people...leave others alone...let them enjoy this free site as you do...let them blog freely....not according to your standard and what you think is right....

Holes have been a part of our lives since life began, from humble cave dwellings Man (and women) have embraced these natural or man (or women) made orifices.

From gashes in the sides of hills to those plunging deep into mother earth no hole is the same, each one is individual and in my opinion a work of art, dark, moist and sometimes humid, holes can be glorious, holes can be scary too.

The Romans used a lot of holes, they joined them together to make aqueducts and for sanitary and unsanitary products.

Some of you live in big cities, daily you enter these cavities and enter transport via dark passages, emerging from another hole, perhaps as its Sunday you are travelling to a holy place to make yourself feel whole.

All creatures on earth and beyond have holes, we use them to shovel food inside ourselves, we use them to breathe, we expel our waste from them and of course we have a lot of sensual fun with them, often creating little babies that enter our world through a hole. When we die they chuck us in a hole.

All of you are using something with a hole in it, a wine bottle, a cup of coffee, tin of soda or even a ketchup bottle. You are alive as you breathe through one right now, you hear through a hole, maybe you are eating one right now, most of us have lived with or live with an a**hole.

We use and abuse holes, sometimes we worship them, but they are always there for us, we don’t often say thank you to these wonderful , so today is a celebration of all things with holes, today is World Hole Day.

Join me and celebrate the hole, on this day of the holes.

Thank you!
We Need To Get Along Between Countries!
We Need To Compromise To Achieve Peace!
We Need To Treat each other with Respect!
We Need To Spread Love Not Hate!
Thank You Again!


Falicia

What is your Oppinion

I know it is still a long time before the next general election but there is a lot of work to be done. With a fair number of South Africans here, what better place to start my campaign? And maybe to gain some international support as well. I don’t have any experience in running a country but I was class captain in Grade 1. Surely, that must be a recommendation.

As we all know, election campaigns are based on empty promises and (here in Africa) one or two serious threats. Something like: If we lose the election, it is back to the struggle. Unlike promises, threats have to be real. All I can threaten is to have my backside sewn up and then to eat enough bean stew. I will start farting and with no vent, I will blow up like a balloon until I burst, causing the biggest shit storm this country has ever seen. Mind you, with all the shit stories coming from our current politicians, it will cause no more than a storm in a teacup. But it will have to do.

I don’t have to make empty promises like a new stove, fridge, or 6 million new job opportunities. I have a few plans to make it work. We’ll start by restructuring government service. A survey in the not so distant past revealed that 90 percent of our forces in uniform are unfit for their duties. Those who were not HIV positive, were over weight or on chronic medication. Disband the defense force and hand them over to social services to be cared for. One portfolio closed and one minister fired. What a massive tax saving!

Ditto for the police. They are ineffectual and forever out of transportation. Some police officers are so obese that they cannot get into a vehicle. How do they expect to chase criminals? Social Services can look after them too. Naturally, the courts-of-law must follow. There will be no work for them. All legal staff will be phased out on early pension. Their job can be done equally well by our our kangaroo courts. This is Africa. Jungle justice will prevail. And another minister bites the dust.

Then local government must go. They deliver very little (if any) municipal services and nobody will notice it if they are not there anymore. Give them their salary and let them stay at home. In that way, they will not need official transportation to sit at home all day. The traffic police too can sit under trees in their own backyards.

Of course, such reform makes it possible to streamline education. The abolishment of grades 6, 8 & 10 will jettison pupils into the labor market three year earlier than before. A saving of 25% on school fees to the parents. Besides, with the closure of the earlier mentioned structures, there will be no employment for people leaving school after passing grade 8 or 10. As an added bonus, it will push up our unemployment figure. We do want it higher, don’t we? It will assure a lot of foreign aid in no time.

Tax cuts? No, not likely. You must understand that this is Africa. Over and above the colossal salary that I will award to myself, there will have to be enough money to pilfer after the people I appoint as ministers.

With the fifty or so votes from friends and family, I only need to recruit another 20 million votes to be safe. A tough task but then I did not expect it to be easy otherwise every second a**hole would have been president… not only the complete a**hole, as is the case now.


Enjoy the new week. It should be fun.

This is wonderful! Blogland is back in full production. I’m busy with a big project that takes up most my time. I left my browser open on my blog and checked on it every half hour or so, to reply to any comments. As a result, I missed all the fun on the other blogs.

But how was I to know that things would explode like this. Well, as we say in my country, if you snooze you lose! This was the first time in many months that my blog was displaced from page one in less than twenty-four hours.

I should be finished with what I'm doing by tomorrow late afternoon and will have to take a day off just to catch up with Blogland. So much reading to do do!

WTF (Well, That’s Fantastic). Keep up the good work.


Have a wonderful day and keep on blogging!


PS
A special thank you to Luke and Usha who finally taught me what WTF actually means.

I was brought up to believe that it is wrong to lie and wrong to steal. In fact, it was wrong to do anything that could classify as being dishonest. That was the general consensus for as far as my world stretched.

But times have changed. My own clan is less honest that what they used to be and I have come to realize that not all cultures have the same opinion about honesty. It seems that in some cultures honesty is seen as being downright stupid. A recent incident shook my foundations.

A man was knocked over by a car and unconscious on the ground. I watched as another man removed his expensive Nikes. At first I thought he was helping the man on the ground but then I realized that he was stealing his shoes. When I addressed the man he told me to mind my own business. I looked around and ask a woman why she allows her own people to be robbed like that. She pointed to the man on the ground and said that he won’t be needing shoes for a while and all his kinsmen nodded in agreement.

So it appears that stealing is okay if the owner does not need the item for a while.

In my life I have heard several blatant lies just to secure a loan. My gardener, still half drunk, once told me on a Monday morning that his wife, who also worked for me, died and that he needs money for the funeral. Yet a week later they both reported back for work. When I confronted them about it, they said they needed the money. And that was a lie as well, they wanted the money to get drunk for longer. In fact all I did was to finance a week-long party.

And so it appears that it is okay to lie if you need (or just want) something.

If the need for something became an acceptable excuse to lie and steal then I wonder if it still pays to be honest. There are a lot of things I need or want. How long before the ability to cheat somebody else out of his hard-earned money becomes something to be proud of?

Hey, look out! that is the weekend flashing up front.

I don’t have a problem with a picture or video blog, but why not make a decent blog of it? You should really treat your readers with a bit more respect.

Don’t just dump a photo in your blog for us to guess what you’re trying to convey to us. Tell us something about the photo or video. What does it mean to you? Share your thoughts on it.

Or are you too scared to write something because it may give away something about yourself?

You don’t have to write much. Just tell us your reflections on it, or maybe just a descriptive heading for each pic or video.

This may sound like criticism but it is meant to be constructive and not aimed at anybody specific. Some of you will probably think that I should mind my own business and tell me to worry about my own blog. And you’d be perfectly right, but being the busy body I am, I just had to poke my nose into it.

But then again, it is all opinion and, as things stand, it is just mine. So do with it whatever you want. You can even print it on soft paper to use it in the toilet.

Hang in there. The weekend is on the horizon.

Ever since I was a child, I wanted to live on an island, but if I must believe all these rumors about global warming, all islands will soon be joining Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. Maybe I should buy a house on a hill next to the coastline. If those guys are right, I shall be on an island soon enough.

But I will require a sort of a time frame; there will be no point in dieing the day after my hill became an island. There are so many things to consider. I will want to build a jetty at the right spot for when the water finally arrives. Who knows, I may win the lotto before then and may need a place to park my yacht.

And maybe a bridge to connect my island to the mainland. It will be much easier to build it before the water arrives, but I will need to know the eventual level of the sea. It is ok if the people laugh at me. I read about a fellow who build a massive boat on dry ground, very far from any significant body of water. The people laughed at him, but his boat sailed.

I wonder how the rising oceans will affect the climate. I want to live on a tropical island, not an arctic wasteland. Eish, so many ifs and buts, maybe I must scrap the whole idea.


Stay loose, it is weekend!!