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i've been thinking hard and long and have been doing a lot of research about this subject for many years and have finally come up with the perfect ice breaker for any occasion... it goes like this.. "Hi!" .. "i like you!" ..
note that there was a dramatic pause between the 1st word "Hi!".. and the following "i like you!" sentence.. well this was done deliberately so that this blog sounds more intelligent than it at first appears..and also the pause is their incase there has to be a hand gesture while speaking...or infact between speaking so to speak...for example .. a handshake, a pat on the shoulder/back, a wave, a cheesy point with the finger... or something..
anyway i'm glad to share this knowledge with you,thanks for reading..i don't mind if you want to try this out on a friday night down the club..it's not copyright,and you don't have to thank me..it is my pleasure....

next week i will be concentrating on "How To Woo a potential Lover by doing cartwheels past him/her all day".. (might change this title though,there's something wrong...maybe "rolly pollies".. instead of cartwheels..

all the best...............
Lee (samsonx)

aged 45 and a bit...still not met the love of my life..been on a dating site and everything..all i'm asking for is a nice girl who likes to dress in a green skirt ,revealing lots of leg,must be sexy,have her hair in a bun,must be 2 inches tall and like snorting magic pixie dust...not much to ask for..there must be loads of girls like this out there...
Anyway diary..i will wait......
saw a girl today at the local cafe...although she was 5ft 3..she said "i like you!"..but i asked if she had a younger..but smaller sister.....she said "yes..she's 2 inches tall!" .. i asked if her name was "Tinkerbell"..she told me that it did used to be that...but she changed it....i thought " damn!"... and told her i wasn't interested..

so i am still looking for love...don't understand why i haven't found my love..i'm not very picky...


...................this post is influenced by a nice mood and plenty of alcohol .... ROAR(lion)

Looking for some familiar faces here on the blogs.
Wondering how is everybody ..
Oh and never mind the title ...

Hello everyone

I have been on and off here long enough to recognize quite a few old "hangers on" as they say and I rush to stress that I don't necessarily think there is anything wrong with remaining on a social web page intended for "online "meeting" and "dating" per say! However, when it comes to carping,complaining and "oh dear" moving to have someone else "removed" just because you don't like what they have to say or for whatever reason known only to you "TROUBLEMAKERS" don't you all think that is going way over the line? Just because you don't have the guts to "face" someone in person,if you feel that strongly about your dislike for them and settling your difference the old fashioned way (beat the S..T out of them,if you can! ) does that make it any more right to run to the mods and complain? COWARDS! one and all! I hope those of you who indulge in this "scummy" behavior wake up one morning and find that your genitals have turned to
"black mould" Hahahahahahaha!

I have seen so many profiles that say Match Location: Anywhere

And I can´t help but wonder if people here, would really do whatever they had to do to be “face to face” with the object of their love…

I have asked potential partners if they wouldn´t have it easier by looking for a nice lady where they live… And I keep getting the same answer: That it wouldn´t be me… One person said: “Do you think you are that average that I can find just as good anywhere?”

I wonder if love really can break the barrier of distance…
I think it takes two very special souls to be able to unite and form a bond so strong to break down any obstacles they face in their road to being together forever…

Would love to read what you, ladies and gentlemen, think…

First the art of happiness author emails me (see other blog).
But right now movie star and major hottie Penelope Cruz
'likes' me on here.

She must be shy though, as she didn't send a message.
So.....next.

Of course, a famous person like that, can't let on, who she really is.

I know... I am a disaster... But an ultra cute, one... Jajajajajajajaja...

Have you been in a solemn ceremony or circumstance and you just have this terrible urge to laugh?...

I have... And I swear, I start thinking of the most horrible and sad things, but most of the time, it just doesn´t work... Jajajajajajajajja...

My Mom was the kind of person that would be sitting with me and would say: "What if an orangutan just came here and sat on your lap?"... "What would you do?"...

Maybe I just inherited all that crazyness... Jajajajajajajaja...

If you and I were attending any kind of ceremony... Yes, those that are very boring and seem to last forever, chances are I would be the one making a terribly funny comment in a whisper or the one that just has the hardest time trying not to laugh...

Have this happened to you?... I sooo want to read what you have to say!...

Unless someone has dealt with their issues emotionally then their is no point in starting something that will break the other person's spirit sending them to emotional turmoil

Why would people not write the truth.why would a well decorated profile have a creepy person behind it ?Just say youre a creep and a pervert in search for pu**y pics and cam sex .

im here searching for my soulmate ,must be kind honest im not looking for Pretty or rich woman ,all i need is real love