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This blog is inspired by another blog about nature. These scenes are from around my community. I see this everyday. I need to update these which will happen next summer.







I got this picture on national tv years back.

After a few weeks of dating, a country girl decides to bring her hillbilly boyfriend home to meet her mother. Mom took one look at the guy and already form an opinion of disapproval. She listen with a 'half-ear' about their future plans to marry.
Hoping to stop the relationship, mom said "Did you tell him about your medical condition?"

The boy's eyes widened and he asked "What medical condition?"
Mom replied "She's got acute angina."
With a sigh of relief, he smiled at mom and said...
"Well, that's a good thing, because her tits ain't nutthin' to brag about!"

Hey all
Apparently we humans won't give up until the last person on earth has been exterminated. War, hatred, racism, fanatical rights, oppression and I could list many more facts, every country thinks they are "the better people" - today we didn't have that already? I wish you a great Sunday

With the government gangsters and the alphabet agencies along with a (so called)president that is Soo corrupt and in bed with China and a weak military. Trump was trying to build back up the military then ole uncle Joe comes right in and leaves all of our expensive military equipment for our enemies,hmm, now tell me is this for America or for our enemy. And then time and time again letting our enemies beat us and give them $$ to do it. Smells like COMMUNIST, SOCIALIST, MARXIST'S, FASCISM to me.Whoever can't see this or add up what the joe regime is cooking, don't want to or are themselves what I said in capital letters,PERIOD ! ??

I'll wager that the entire world is involved in some form of road construction from a busy metropolis, main highway through America to the most remote village in Africa with only a few paths made from dirt. They are all making developments that affect the normal flow until the new work is completed.

I know in South Florida they could be near completion of a 3-year project and realize it wasn't enough to handle the growth and after, tear up new roads to make changes under a new plan. They only do the contracted work approved by the state (DOT) Department of Transportation.

I'll never forget, they created an 'Express Lane' that was metered by how many miles you traveled on it. It had poles every few feet that separated it from the normal travel lanes. Shortsightedness and the dedicated lane passed the exit to the Fort Lauderdale airport. It didn't take long to realize their mistake, except they didn't provide a merge lane and you had to pass the airport by a few miles to leave the Express Lane.
Morons.

One really busy intersection near me had 2 left turn lanes leading to another road with 2 lanes that merged into one. It appears they are widening the crossroad so the 2nd turn lanes can continue without merging. This work started months ago. While that area is under construction with a single turn lane, it didn't occur to them that only 5 or 6 cars can get through the intersection with the timing of the light. That means a line of about 50 cars are always waiting to make a left turn and it takes several signal changes before getting through the intersection. So many, that it blocks the cars going straight.

Hey! DOT, I've got a suggestion... reprogram the turn lane light to stay on 15 to 20 seconds more than it's doing, so more cars can pass through the intersection.

It's not 'rocquet' science.

I decided that i need to flirt more so here goes.

So, ladies, i got a cool pair of grey socks if you wanna see

Been there

If you were to have children with your spouse, or if you are considering having children, what names would you choose if the child was a boy or a girl? What does the name mean? Why did you choose this name?

For me, if I had a boy and a girl, my son would carry the name Rytsar (Russian for "knight"). My daughter would be called Reka (Russian for "river"). Mind you, these are just ideas and not finalized; if I ever find my spouse, we would both find a name for our children.

A 90s song that is really a 80s song